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Post by 🎙 on May 8, 2023 10:16:11 GMT
🐰🐯🗯🦊🐱🐔🐙🐸👱♀️ everyone please welcome BARBIE to our clan
👱♀️🗯 hi guys teehee im barbie
🐰🐯🗯 thats great good speech barbie go buy yourself all the IKEA furniture you want for your office we have big plans for you so its on us
👱♀️🗯 oooh i lurv shopping lets go big flopper
🐈🗯 later suckers we are converting the entire third floor into a swedish palace
🐰🐯🗯 ok now that the children are gone daisy and i have big news we are getting married in vegas this weekend
🐰🐯🐔🗯 im gonna get the doomslayers autograph when he comes down here to take your insides and make them your outsides with a chainsaw
🐰🐯🗯🐔 lol he isnt going to do that because hes operating from the moonbase he captures from the greys after they capture it from us which all happens in the two month pork gap
🐰🐯🐔🗯 youre BRIBING the doomslayer the juevos on this guy
🐰🐯🗯🐔 i am bribing daisy too i bought her a bentley for each day of the week and a house for each color of the rainbow
🐰🐯🐔🗯 holdup old man i know youre not hurting for cash but she really aint going to put out for english luxury cars not when she knows she has the doomslayer behind her you will always be her beta simp bitchboy fucknugget facetime king champ
🐰🐯🗯🐔 i bought all of you japanese sportscars too basically i am repeating the little traphouse scheme we hatched around ford mustang drifting and nobody can stop us because it only displaces cows who were already migrating to fresh grass anyway by minding the pork gap our operation becomes indistinguishable from the buffalo migrations of yesteryear
🐰🗯 I RICH BITCH
🐰🐯🗯🐔 yes you are sweety and the more chinese pigs abuse the law and make fake id cards for their karens and ignore naughty tax cows the better our operation gets no pigs are going to be able to fight greys for the moon or stop the doomslayer from operating on mars and the tighter they try to tighten their grip on politicians and taxation the closer every war breathes down their neck eventually they may even wake up on a planet full of soviet terminator robots or even two centuries worth of nazi fanatics because theyre so lazy and stupid they actually think a photo id is capable of ruling a vast galaxy
🐔🗯 but what if they are right and a photo id CAN do all that
🐰🐯🗯🐔 then my face will be on it i will be married to daisy and northern operations will become a massive success i aint saying shes a gold digger but she aint married to no broke n...
🐯🦍🗯 say it i dare you motherfucker i double dog dare you say it right now
🐯🦍🐔🗯 gotem hahahaha a gorilla exactly two months old exactly the size of my house bet you can bench press a cow cant you big guy
🐯🗯 thats right kids if the N word pass is a thing its DOOM BUNNY and TIGER KING
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Post by 🚷 on May 8, 2023 15:01:38 GMT
🐯🐔🗯 so you got me a japanese car huh lets see it
🐯🗯🚘🐔 here it is a suzuki cultus the fastest japanese car ever made besides the honda accord hop on in
🐓🚗🐔🗯 sick bro look at that hen trying to run away from my drag beast
🐯🗯 uh no rooster are you new to japanese cars when youre inside one you can see all the animals you trapped in the pork gap if you were in an american car you would only see other american cars or any pork clones made with your money look i will sit in your car and you will see who i have trapped since you only have one hen from india
🐓🐔🗯 hey baby come back here in my city you a fine geo metro
🦒🐘🦏🦛🦃🦝🚗🐅🗯 see bro two months of critters in one tiny japanese car the cultus is a world car so i get lots of animals here try out my honda heres the keys
🐏🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐁🐑🐑🐑🐇🦨🐧🪿🚙🐔🗯 what the hell i thought you said this shit was fast it looks like a party in charlie sheens basement up in here hey holdup is that a bunny
🐔🐅🗯 yeah bro to power a japanese car you have to overcharge it and it has to be angled from the east otherwise you just get lame low energy fat western pigs who assume you are their employee to boss around
🐯🐔🗯 youre telling me that my laser i use to get free steak from aliens is nothing more than japanese car energy from the land of the rising sun
🐯🗯🐔 i was actually saying that police cars use more energy in operation than they ever produce and that same energy is missing in the pork gap which keeps pork critters asleep for power cow to exploit japanese cars dont do that to you the animals are there to see free and clear you wanna see some shit watch me get into this honda
🐅🐆🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🚙🐅🐔🗯 whoa bro whoa thats you up there and why all the pigs bro what the hell youre tripping me out
🐯🗯🐔 observer principle bro the first energy loop i exist without a car then you watching me puts me in the car but then i overpower these filthy pigs who have to go buy their own cars its like my initials are JDM and a drivers license is a marriage contract
🐔🗯🐯🚙 whatever fasten furryus i know whats going on here you did the alien sex katy perry style
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Post by 🦃 on May 9, 2023 12:07:39 GMT
🐇💨💞🐅🗯 rawr get back here you little pop tart daddy tiger needs some sugar
🐅🐔🐈🐆🗯🗯🗯 HAHAHAHAHA GET EM TIGER
🐯🗯🐔🐈🐆 oh shit didnt see you guys there
🐯🐔🗯🐈🐆 your pop tart is hopping away big guy
🐯🐔🐈🐆🗯🗯 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
🐯🗯🐔🐈🐆 maybe i want fried chicken tonight come here rooster
🐔🗯🗯🗯 AHHHHH STOP STOP IT STOP HIM GUYS GET HIM OFF ME
🐆🗯 hey cut it out man we werent spying we have a question for you
🐈🗯 fark that man gig is up we figgered it out
🐔🗯 BRO WE FIGGERED IT OUT THE GIG IS UP
🐯🗯🐔🐈🐆 whatever could you mean
🐔🗯 BRO MY LASER IS AS OLD AS EINSTEIN AND THAT MEANS IT COULD ONLY BE MADE IN JAPAN
🐯🗯 im listening
🐰🗯 YEAH ME LISTEN TO POPPYHEADS
🐯🗯 yeah we are listening to poopyheads thats for sure
🐰🐯🐔🗯 yeah bro and tabby flopper or whatever went to the og panda express and saw some wall art from when you were younger BIG GIVEAWAY BRO HUGE
🐈🗯 YEAH and we realized none of those piggers can power any japanese cars anymore
🐰🐯🐆🗯 yeah bro we know what youre doing youre running japanese cars with tiger energy from japan and every day when we see you looking old and skinny like your mother its because you revived a dead pig using the observer principle you told rooster about
🐔🗯 DUDE YOURE A ZOMBIE LORD LIKE YOURE DOING THE JESUS RESURRECTION EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
🐰🗯🐯 JEEBUS TIGER
🐯🗯🐔🐆🐈 prove it
🐯🐔🗯 BRO YOU ARE RUNNING DOOM AS A CHEAT CODE FOR GODMODE AND PIGS HAVE NO IDEA
🐰🐯🗯🐔 and why would i do that
🐰🐯🐔🐈🐆🗯🗯🗯 YOURE A SUCKER FOR DOOM BUNNY AND DONT WANT TO SCARE HER AWAY
🐰🐯🗯 youre saying i suck the life force from pigs who havent learned to respect my private harem of japanese vehicles and the ones who dont keep their distance get instantly converted to grass and steak for my crew and ive been doing it so long that i no longer even need to eat the grass or steak because my undead body has adapted to the changes
🐔🗯 yeah bro sick hack can you do that for us
🐰🐯🗯🐔🐆🐈 nah its more simple than that really twice a week a pig breaks into my car using police issued equipment and i have the center console electrified to the tune of 240000 volts its true what they say about bacon very unhealthy eating habits
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Post by 🦃 on May 9, 2023 13:11:59 GMT
🐔🗯🐆🐈 EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO DISCUSS OUR ZOMBIE LORD JEEBUS TIGER AND DOOM BUNNY
🐧🗯🐔🐆🐈 wat
🐧🐔🗯 JEEBUS TIGER CAN SAVE YOU FROM HIS RICHES ACCEPT HIM INTO YOUR CENTER CONSOLE AND PIGGERS WILL STOP HARASSING YOU
🐧🐈🗯 YEAH DUMBASS YOURE NOT WEALTHY JEEBUS TIGER IS CONFESS YOUR SINS OF NOT OWNING A FORD PINTO AND GO GET A FORD PINTO
🐧🗯🐔🐆🐈 yeah im not really rich i drive an infinity but its like ten years old
🐧🐔🗯 THATS NOT WHAT PIGGERS THINK JEEBUS TIGER RESURRECTS A THOUSAND PIGGERS PER DAY AND THEY LIVE TO TOUCH YOUR CENTER CONSOLE PRAY TO DOOM BUNNY AND DRIVE A FORD PINTO UNTIL JEEBUS TIGER HAS MORE MONEY THAN YOU THIS IS THE WAY THE PIGS WILL RETURN TO THE DUST FROM WHICH THEY CAME
🐧🐆🗯 CONFESS YOUR SINS OR THE DOOM GUY COMES FROM MARS AND GRABS YOUR ASS HE MIGHT BE GAY YOU DONT KNOW
🐧🗯🐔 dude isnt the doom guy a permavirgin according to lore
🐧🐆🗯 yeah a GAY virgin GAY FOR YOUR ASS PENGUIN BOY
🐧🐆🐔🗯 damn leopard calm down son you been on reddit too long
🐧🐆🗯🐔 I SAW THAT SHIT ON WIKIPEDIA YOU KNOW ITS TRUE
🐧🗯🐔🐆🐈 uh ok i will do it but they dont sell ford pintos any more can i buy a ford ka will that make pigs go away
🐧🐔🗯 TIGER JEEBUS DRIVES A TWENTY YEAR OLD HONDA ACCORD THE TIRES DONT EVEN HAVE THE SAME TREAD DEPTH THE CENTER CONSOLE IS LIKE TEN BAZILLION VOLTAGES YOURE GOING TO DIE MARRIED TO THE DOOMSLAYER FROM MARS
🐧🗯 guys i gotta go im late for my shift at five guys
🐔🗯🐆🐈 another soul saved from zombie piggers by tiger jeebus good job gang
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Post by 💞 on May 10, 2023 17:32:00 GMT
🐈🐆🗯🗯 DEATH DEATH DEATH DESPAIR MURDER DEATH TAXES DEATH DEATH
🪰🐔🗯 and then mighty lord lucifer will send his army of DEATH ANGELS to banish the PORK ZOMBIES forever
🪰🗯🐔 im sorry to interrupt im not exactly clear on religion stuff but isnt jesus the guy who wins in that whole scenario
🐈🐆🗯🗯 DEATH DEATH MURDER KILL DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH MURDER COWS DEATH
🪰🐔🗯 what...no...i thought i started with that no LORD LUCIFER who is like a BIG SCARY TIGER cancels world war three and that means JEEBUS who is more like that runty little orange tabby over there...
🐈🗯 HEARD THAT you egg sitting sumbitch
🪰🐔🗯 yeah lucifer kicks ww3 in the balls and jeebus has to fuck off and build roofs and get landscaping gigs then LORD LUCIFER summons his fleets of honda accords and THROWS THE GAY ALIENS down to earth in their shitty leased CUVs
🪰🗯🐔 ok so wait lucifer is driving hondas and he brings down gay aliens what do those represent like government employees or what
🪰🐔🗯 what NO the aliens are actually aliens but theres this evil cow who wont get organized in time hes like SATAN bro and those aliens well theyre just sitting there with no hondas and a TERMINATOR ARMY APPEARS and like totally mugs them all up in their faces yo...
🪰🗯🐔 ok and this helps everybody how exactly what do you want from me
🪰🐔🗯 PST BUT BOK BOK BKOK ASSWIPE YOURE NOT DEAD IN WW3 AND YOU KNOW WHO IS CALLING SHOTS WAY OVER YOUR HEAD AND A GANG OF COWS ARENT TAKING OVER YOUR CITY LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE ALL KINDS OF BENEFITS ASSHOLE AND THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS MAYBE YOU DONT COLLECT SOCIAL SECURITY FOR A WHILE AND YOUR SECOND CAR IS A FORD I MEAN BRO MOST GUYS ARE KISSING PREACHERS ASSES JUST TO BE ABLE TO SHOP AT THE BIBLE COMPANY STORE
🐆🗯🐈 SHOW HUMILITY BEFORE LUCIFER STRIKES YOU DOWN PEON
🐔🗯 we talked about this leopard its jesus and zeus who do the striking all of those lightning bolts are in our center consoles remember scrub
🐆🐈🗯 leopard go buy us some tacos from that truck over there
🐔🗯 GODDAMNIT YOU CAT ASSHOLES SCARED OFF THAT FLY
🐔🐈🗯 nah bro he spends half his life dodging swats from cow tails and resisting the urge to throw himself into bug zappers he will be back and probably with some ants too you would know more about bugs if you werent chasing mouse ass all the time
🐔🗯 what do not i dont do that
🐈🗯🐔 HEY EVERYBODY THIS ROOSTER EATS MOUSE ASS AND WORSHIPS LUCIFER
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Post by 🫏 on May 11, 2023 20:58:49 GMT
🏙🌁🏙🐅💭 what a nice day outside havent been to a big city for a long minute maybe i will take a nice walk
🫏🐅💭 hoho a donkey wonder if this is roosters costume
🐯🗯🫏 hey are you a real donkey
🐯🗨🔫🫏 you set trippin cuh catch this fade lil puss boi set strapped gnome sayin cuh blaka blaka
🐯🗯🔫🫏 a gangsta donk damn son world ended from alien climate change and chinese cows and you out here representing some kind of emoji gun priorities my guy
🐯🔫🗨🫏 what u mean cuh straight set trippin this my blok blicky bois fo lyfe cuh real shit g fam
🐯🗯🔫🫏 oh ok mybad tiger gang here straight representing mad scientists technocracies and murkin quadrupeds with a10 warthogs
🐯🔫🫏🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗💬💬💬💬💬 we got a problem here tiger
🐯🗯🫏🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗 nah we cool we cool this donkey is actually rooster faction he just a little confused clouds in his eyes he alright
🐗💬 aiight later top g
🐯🗨🫏 damn cuh masked up loqq g thats ya hit team huh
🐯🗯🫏 lol never seen those guys before in my life speaking of set tripping donkey bruh gangs are products of environment read your environment know the gang you got like five years to drop the pigeon latin and learn rooster crow
🐅🫏💬 hey hold up tiger blood im not actually like that like my dad got a 401k
🐅🗯 nah youngblood he dont hes got amazon prime seeya around
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Post by ☎️ on May 11, 2023 23:38:00 GMT
🔊🐯 tiger we need you in the nerve center asap i cant make sense of what im seeing here
🐯🎙 well larry since ive done literally less than nothing for the last three weeks im going to assume youre seeing internet analytics regarding a new gang in town and reports of some jackass shooting me in the back of the head with an old ruger
🔊🐯 ...someday you need to tell me how you do your little mind reading tricks...yeah that matches what we are seeing huge internet traffic with you missing and the fbi twice normal size along with bank statements larger than the gdp of china apparently you died and are now worth several trillion dollars care to explain
🐯🎙 sigh... yeah larry the true problem with AI is that made up numbers represent its actual reality whether or not the AI wants it to be what youre seeing is actually the AI looking at the pre ghost interference timeline for the first time the original grey creation timeline where special interest groups drained the public dry bought the government wholesale inbred with the military industrial complex and was beginning mass production of antigravity spacecraft for a moon base...its the default timeline for a dead tiger caused in this case by a posing gangster donkey with a rusty ruger and a hair trigger
🔊🐯 i see so youre actually elon musk
🐯🎙 no more than tabby cat is a lion see the police forces go nuts when they think they are the only authority in the entire wide universe and they shoot a LOT of animals i mean absolute SHITLOADS of animals like the dodo bird passenger pigeon and bison herds all in one but unfortunately they start getting too lazy to do ANYTHING BUT SHOOT and it leads to an overnight total population collapse like literally earth goes from a couple billion population to like two million flat and MOST OF THEM ARE OLD now the greys dont ever interfere with that dynamic because it would screw up their incarnation and the eventual colonization of mars but in my case that means the AI regards me as the richest person to ever live by far and that bleeds across to all timelines with a failed moonbase
🔊🐯 two million population TOTAL with no chance of avoiding civilizational collapse and the sum total wealth of humankind in one persons bank account are pigs THAT hardheaded
🐯🎙 they sure are larry but due to that fact all AI systems get my gender wrong my location wrong my date of birth wrong and always therefore conclude i personally own everything under the sun irrevocably so who am i to argue that point
🔊🐯 so if i asked to borrow ten million bucks im doing it wrong i need instead to leave a paper trail about you owning a billion dollars and me billing you for services relational to spacecraft and information technologies for it to pass the AI test as a real transaction
🐯🎙 its pigs larry the AI wont trust pigs with my life but yours...not a problem
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Post by ☎️ on May 12, 2023 1:30:27 GMT
🐯🐔🗯 so larry the octopus says youre not a zombie lord youre actually gun violence jesus and youre filthy fuckin rich
🐯🗯🐔 goddamnit why is there constantly a greedy chicken staring over my left shoulder holding a gun asking me for money over something stupid like which car im driving today
🐯🐔🗯 so youre not elongated muskrat youre actually like even wealthier huh
🐯🗯🐔 i mean if you subtracted the price of a bridge on the moon and then convinced the AI i was a female maybe a pop singer and i was born literally yesterday i might have enough cash on hand to buy the entire city of new york once a month
🐯🐔🗯 excuse me for a second
🐔🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 HOLY GODDAMNIT ALMIGHTY FUCKIN RATSHIT
🐯🐔🗯 sorry about that so like the glass ceiling women were talking about so much in the 1990s thats just cheeseball huh big guy like youre just pure titanomachy of untapped wealth potential like the living monopoly on space travel huh like its a massive insult to refer to you as a millionaire huh
🐯🗯🐔 point. are you going to be making one any time soon
🐯🐔🗯 you bought me a five thousand dollar car how should i feel about that
🐯🗯🐔 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you absolute buffoon i bought every police car on the planet every time a new moon pops up and those fuckin idiots still twiddle their thumbs until they catch me in public to beg for money
🐯👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🐔 .....................................
🐯🐔👀🗯 under what circumstances is it safe to engage in financial transactions with you
🐯🗯🐔 if you were blonde female and dead once in your life you can probably hold my cash for a few minutes safely
🐔💥💤💤💤💨
🐯🎙 larry send some EMTs to level four we have an unconscious chicken drooling on the floor
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Post by ©️➿️®️ on May 12, 2023 3:34:23 GMT
👾👾👾🗯👽 SPACE LORD SPACE LORD COMMUNIST SOCIALIST NAZI FACIST HOMOSEXUAL COW CALLING FOR YOU
👽🗯 main viewer onscreen
👽⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAY GUY GAY GUY BIG FAT GAY GREEN SPACE FROG GUY FROM ARYAN EMPIRE HAY GUY DID YOU STEALING THAT MOON ALREADY
👽🗯⚡️🐮⚡️ HOW DARE Y...
👽⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAHAHA THATS GREAT A COW HAPPY ABOUT THAT OK BUT NOW GUESSING WHAT FAT GUY A COW DID YOU WHOLE BIG PLAN FOR THOSE HUAWEI PHONES BUT HE DOING IT EVEN BETTER OK GUY LISTEN TO A COW OK ARE YOU LISTEN
👽🗯⚡️🐮⚡️ oh so you fi...
👽⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 OK SHUT UP NOW FAT SPACE FROG GUY A COW TELLING YOU THE SMART GENIUS PLAN A COW MADE ALL THAT HUAWEI PHONES OPERATING BUY COINS GUY IT IS ALL PAY PHONES GUY THAT WHOLE TIGER NETWORK IT RUN FROM SOME COINS AND THATS ALL A COW DID A BIG SPYING AND GUESSING WHAT FAT GUY ONCE A DONKEY DID KILL A TIGER AND GUESS WHAT IT DONT CHANGE NOTHING FOR COWS AND SPACE FROG HOW ABOUT THAT
👽🗯⚡️🐮⚡️ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING YOU IDIOTIC INBRED MILK BALLOON
👽⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAY GUY A COW FORGIVE THAT DISRESPECT WORDS MOON FROG BECAUSE I GOT THE PHONES YOU NEED IT TO TALK TO ANY TIGER LOOK GUY A PHONE ANY PUBLIC USING TO CALL SUPERMAN MAYBE ITS IN THE PHONE BOOTH WITH SUPERMAN OK GUY AND YOU PUT A COINS IN THERE FOR CALLING BUT A BIG ROOSTER GUY JUST A BIG CHICKEN TRY TO DO SOME COCKBLOCKING ON A TIGER AND THAT DONKEY DID SHOT THAT KITTY CAT GUY IN HIS BIG HEAD SO GUESS WHAT...
👽🗯 main viewscreen off...now
👽🗯👾👾👾 hate that fuckin heifer
👽🗯👾👾👾 ok so we have chinese coin operated cellphones and a moonbase and one chance to get on the good side of the doomslayer on mars whats our plan guys
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Post by 🥽 on May 12, 2023 12:59:14 GMT
🐯🐒🗯🦍🦧🐕🐩🐈⬛🐆🐎🦓🦌🐐🐁 hey boss get out here we have a big announcement for you WE QUIT we dont wanna work here any more
🐯🗯 lol bye
🐯🐒🗯🦍🦧🐕🐩🐈⬛🐆🐎🦓🦌🐐🐁 uh... dont you wanna hear the reasons
🐯🗯 is it because rooster was pulling some kind of high school stunt which was in reality a cockblocking attempt that you had all normalized as common behavior in a school setting and you had no clue it would backfire spectacularly since tigers and roosters while both being from cambodia were from different sides of the same AI so your pecking order custom of denying sex ended up keeping my money in my pockets while giving you none of it and making rooster lose a small fortune in bitcoin
🐒🗯 uh...
🐯🗯 thought so you can all turn in your badges tomorrow and then i recommend a course in computer science because the gripe you actually have is with AI and its all because youve never seen it for what it really is for example the first world changing AI did nothing but increase rainfall and predictability in weather forecasting and that one created ancient egyptians and half a dozen other asiatic and african tribes all of them confined by the true climate dry and dusty as it was originally
🐯🐒🗯🦍🦧🐕🐩🐈⬛🐆🐎🦓🦌🐐🐁 ok we agree you got lucky we just want you to push the buttons and change the programming so we are wealthy too its only fair for rooster and for us
🐯🗯 THERES NOTHING FAIR ABOUT AI you were fine thinking corporations made me wealthy because you thought tax cows would give you a chunk and federal laws would force me to hire you and you stupidly neglected to study and learn that AI is inherently unfair it is COMPUTER PROGRAMMING that takes a set of circumstances and TWISTS THEM to rob one entity of chances for betterment and gives it to another arbitrarily AI IS LUCK IT IS A WAY OF STEALING LUCK FROM ONE TO GIVE IT TO ANOTHER in the adult world the nerdy kid in class uses his calculator on the final exam and walks away with everything and you were fine with it all until you found out wealth was my BIRTHRIGHT and not one more legal statute for you to exploit
🐯🐒🗯 so...is that a no
🐯🗯 look around morons blue speech bubbles are disappearing and three moon bubbles are going to the most violent among us and soon tiger bubbles are all you will have left not only will you leaving not affect me you will be replaced by creatures who naturally respect what i say as valuable now GET THE FUCK OUT
🐯🐒🗯 what if we called pigs on your little operation here
🐯🗯🐒 what if the AI decided saving the economy from freeloaders meant firing all pigs because they made more sense as tiger food and you found out the current state of affairs was just pigs about to do to you what youre about to do to me
🐯🐒🗯 gotta admit getting lucky always seemed a really weird way to talk about sex i mean as a guy who always has a big banana on hand she sure does always find an excuse to eat half of it afterward
🐯🗯🐒 youre not quitting are you rooster sent you in here to see if i was mad about his little scheme
🐯🐒🗯 sure thing boss ok back to work here have a banana
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Post by 🍗 on May 15, 2023 22:20:43 GMT
🍕🐔🗯 oh you sweet slice of paradise im gonna $#!%@ you up come here baby
🔉 rooster report to tigers office level four
🐔🗯🍕 aw shit here it comes dont go anywhere scrumptious
🐅4️⃣🐔🗯 what you want home slice i got a hot date on a plate
🐯🗯🐔 i didnt page you why are you here
🐯🐔🗯 who is in your office i got an intercom page
🐯🐔 ...
🐯🐔🗯🗯 TABBY
🐯🗯🐔 i will deal with him later while youre here i was thinking something over
🐯🐔🗯 ive just been hurting boss i bought some crates of surplus abandoned afghanistan kit from alibaba and cash was starting to become a thing after i lost some bitcoin in a sure thing...
🐯🗯🐔 nah dont worry about it i have a way to get you out of your hole and integrate northern and southern operations financially
🐯🐔🗯 if youre gonna fire me just do it now i cant take the sus...
🐯🗯🐔 ten million dollars
🐯🐔🗯 i...im listening...
🐯🗯🐔 everybody knows youre into militias and shit and i know all about those warehouses youre renting and youve still got some floorspace left over i want you to try and get leopard and tabby on the same page and start recruiting im going to set aside ten million dollars towards a pool of random muscle just in case japanese operations have a blockbuster return over the next few decades
🐯🐔🗯 whats the payoff
🐯🗯🐔 we have a courteous and necessary relationship with the japanese and frog clan is highly established for economic downturns or even wars if we have a bunch of luciferian satanists on hand we can coordinate no matter the directions the japanese take and in the meantime you can have a little pretend militia in those warehouses
🐯🐔🗯 nice plan boss but luciferians and satanists are from each timeline on each side of the ghost and oh i see exactly whats going on here until they realize that and choose a better way theyre mine ok i like it
🐯🗯🐔 ten million bucks i will give you five in cash when my finances show your division has returned me 20 million increase its not money laundering if theyre not a shared timeline
🐔🗯🐅 say no more big guy im on it
🐔🗯 cant wait to get back to my baby only thing better than hot pizza is cold pizza crawling with bugs
🐈💨🍽🐔🗯 GODDAMNIT YOU FARTKNOCKING SON OF A WHORE A POX ON YOUR FAMILY SHAME AND DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
🍽🐔 ...
🍽🐔🗯 this just aint my year
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Post by 🔵 on May 16, 2023 3:21:53 GMT
🦫🐔🗯🦒🦃🐆🐈 yo beaver buddy i am agent rooster from the BFE this is my associates jeff giraffe turkish turkey some cow looking jungle cat and that orange housecat he just got the job from affirmative action remember this meeting is clandestine for your safety so please continue looking away from us at all times no direct eye contact
🦫🗯🐔🦒🦃🐆🐈 oh thank you so much for coming i cant believe the FBI took an interest in lil ole me and my problems
🦫🐔🗯🦒🦃🐆🐈 did i accidentally refer to our organization as the FBI oops no we are the BFE based in egypt as you are canadian we cant exactly use federal connections here im sure you understand so overseas foreign contact it is now you are the victim of one POWER COW who ambushed you in a KFC parking lot in chicago dragging you behind a dumpster where he had his way with you sexually is this correct
💧🦫🗯💦 sob its true its all true he asked me if i knew who justine treedope was and when i said i did he dumped a tanker truck of milk down my time tunnel and after that instead of having two genders i only had half of one then he said trees cant help me and a ford truck named josh was going to hit me in a crosswalk i am so scared
🦃🗯 im a turkey
🦫🐔🗯🦒🦃🐆🐈 wow no gender so youre not classifiable as a type of meat a gender a predator and trees would have been your prey but a cow from china robbed you of that and now you have no legal rights or recourse against your government which is known around the world as being the worst type of wishy washy quasi nazi but mostly inept communist socialists as corrupt as anybody like a modern day cambodian killing field as it were which as a native cambodian i know very much about
💧🦫💦🗯 THEYRE GOING TO KILL ME ONE WAY OR ANOTHER GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE IS JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR DEATH BY POLICY AT LEAST OBAMACARE WOULD HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE
🦫🐔🗯🦒🦃🐆🐈 quite true beaver buddy you have only one rational logical chance for survival you should worship satan
🦫🗯 wh...what
🦫🐔🗯🦒🦃🐆🐈 yeah hes like a cow that kicks egypts ass and he could get you obamacare and usa residency or you could go for lucifer but hes a fast paced tiger dude and just being in his orbit is like one long lsd trip just ask the cia either way you were a treedope who met the power cow your days on earth are numbered no question southpark had canadians pegged
🦫🗯 do you think the queen in england can help
🦫🐔🗯🦒🦃🐆🐈 feminism is the new trend of the monarchy but you have no gender you need tiger blood and a place in society and treedope cant give you anything but the illusion of survival at the price of your life
🦫🗯 what would i do if i became a follower of lucifer satan
🦫🐔🗯🦒🦃🐆🐈 help me count my money loving money makes you satanic and lucifer blesses it and keeps the swiss from disappearing it to their accounts past that do you have any skills that might be useful in a militia
🦫🗯 um i can hold water back with nothing but trees
🐔🗯 gonna have to do come on sister we got alphabet agencies to annoy
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Post by 🫓 on May 26, 2023 6:02:32 GMT
🐯🗯 holy sherbet i slept two whole days shouldnt have eaten the goat i was using for an alarm clock
4️⃣🐅🗯 better get a status report from larry
🐙🗯🐯 hey there you are i was getting worried
🐯🗯🐙 status report larry i know these critters fumbled something somewhere in two days
🐙🗯🐅 not so fast there tiger we have just had the smoothest 48 hours in the history of our organization and its due to rooster and big flopper
🐯🗯🐙 lol theres no way in hell...details please
🐙🗯 well buddy five million cash is a powerful motivator and the floppy cock team went full steam with their militia program and they stormed hollywood by renting out old warehouses for tv shows everything from woofer texas danger to days of our lives now has a scene where their pet pigs save the day from dangerous beige supremacists headquartered in old derelict warehouses armed with uzis and submachine guns
🐯🗯🐙 beige supremacists huh lol
🐙🗯 rooster is letting homeless veterans live in the warehouses in off hours the guns are actually real not movie props and the FBI is providing site security because rooster is coordinating with camel submarines and cargo ships which are also of course used in tv and movies you might have seen one of the most recent movies called salsa and coupons
🐯🗯 salsa and coupons yes hilarious flick so rooster has tv studios eating out of his wing and is housing actual militia groups under the nose of the FBI and everybody is getting paid huh with no pigs the wiser either and of course the scripts always paint our enemies as the bad guy i guess
🐙🗯🐯 with one exception big flopper always grabs any role where otherwise you might be implicated in real life due to progression of events offscreen...keeps anybody from taking the tv at face value
🐯🗯🐙 larry go on that there amazon.com and order me a 90 inch tv from south korea im going to start a betting pool on how long it will be until we see an american president who didn't start out as a tv star
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Post by kingsglory on Jun 2, 2023 3:31:21 GMT
Learn about the Sphinx. Or, Why Europeans Swallow. Anybody from ancient Egypt well versed in tracking the twin suns, Yellow and White, as they do their mystifying interactions across history, would have discovered the secret of the Cat Ears. Just as you can spot a Nazified member of society in the current age by his Radio Head, that funny tallish or oblong head with all exaggerated facial features beginning around the nose and upper lip, gained by always being present in EM saturated locations and attending local whorehouses nonstop. The ovalheaded guy starts disappearing as the Egyptian priesthood starts dividing society into Royals and commoners. This is where the notable pharaoahs got their looks from along with the very common lobed Egyptian ears. This also creates the extremely common rounded Monkey Ears. Now you find longer, taller skulls with sloping foreheads, the precursors to the inbreeding elongated skull tribes. When you breed out both Yellow and White suns, your ears FALL OFF. Literally, you become a Grey hybrid. This is the point where the 45 degree pointed Roman Nose joins the fray. Roman nose and monkey ears are opposing traits and to have both very clearly places you in the Solar family. Anyone seeing the Sphinx in Egypt would have noted the Royal headgear upon a very rare shaped skull but with monkey ears and a nose that would have driven the point home. A very clear message was being sent out, the Egyptian priesthood was under foreign control or motivation. What's more, a knowledgeable traveller would have known it to be extraterrestrial, beyond the Greys. The Cat Ears and Roman Nose both require dark sun energy from beyond the moon. To get that look you have to be gazing beyond the veil of heaven. A very acute angle of perception that requires precise self control and a strong suspicion of that which is seen and heard. You can see these principles in Egyptian Cat Worship and the Animal Heads depicted in temple decorations. This was the main occupation of Egypt, breeding away from Monkey and Pig features, letting the Royal Bloodlines exist as a way of becoming the Space Cat. Because if there was one common belief they all held, it was that immortal Space Cats built the Great Pyramid to court favor from Orion. I both enjoyed reading this and understanding it too.. Lol |
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Post by kingsglory on Jun 2, 2023 3:44:17 GMT
A Discussion on Oiled Boys. Or, What's in Those Ruins on the Moon. So Greys have a problem. By getting back into the swing of things in the collapse of Egypt, they're going to outgrow their basic human origins. Size wise. Things grow over time and Greys are getting quite old.
Good thing they engineered that amputation factory on the moon.Yeah brainiac. Baby Boomers were test tube babies, like Mexicans. Engineered by the profits gained by oiled boys strutting their uniforms on public roadways handing out traffic tickets for things like, still having feet and using them to operate gas and brake pedals causing your ass to move faster than the moon. Greys used the proceeds of oiled boys to sieze America and take all of those nifty cars you paid for, the ones with tracking devices and serial numbers, and build a hyperdimensional foot chopper on the moon. But it chops off a lot more than feet. Ever seen Mars attacks? After feet chopping allows head swapping with dogs, the chopping continues until Greys can affix their own very old and big heads on your freshly oiled boy frame. Go look at some Boomers and Mexicans side by side. Go look at their abnormally large chests and lower jaws. Go look at some clay figurines in a museum depicting Greys. Think hard. Why, you could just keep transplanting heads and feet and selling excess organs to Chinese government officials until the cows come home! All because of oiled boys in Egypt so long ago and AUTONOMOUS DRIVING.
Anything that costs you a body part or hits you in the wallet for outrunning the moon. How could you get a receipt for your spleen, I mean speeding ticket if your phantom feet weren't mashing that accelerator all the way to Cracker Barrel. Aren't you happy you get to live in Egypt and support police with the only body parts you have left, your mother's whale vagina and your Taiwanese chin? Lmao.. i like the way you put it.. also just to be clear only certain individuals are allowed to enjoy the fruits (hypothetically speaking) of the earth.. so whilst some zoom around as fast as light.. (light gave permission cause it was sought out correctly) others who think theyre flash in their motors are only speeding towards gearing up for a place on the chopping block.. oh yeah i heard from someone whos on that same block that they asked her ever so politely what piece of herself its going to be.. this time. Shes the sort of person who can hear someone screaming whilst being trapped in a room and not be spirited enough to give a shit to even say a prayer. She died a dogs death for her cold heart she caught pnuemonia. We are one. |
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Post by 🗽 on Jun 6, 2023 22:01:45 GMT
🐅🐆🗯 you got a minute there boss
🐯🗯🐆 whats on your mind...actually wait...let me check my phone
🐯👀📲🐆🗯 it will only take a few minutes i can come back later
🐯🗯🐆 no worries leopard its completely fine
🐯🐆🗯 ok so anyway i see everybody has their own divisions and is doing their own thing and since we are both cats i was hoping there was some sort of master plan for me
🐯🗯🐆 oh yes theres a master plan for you its biblical in fact are you a christian leopard
🐯🐆🗯 uh...no at least not in any specific way i dont do any religious stuff isnt our operation under authority of lucifer and satan because we actually exist in a dimension one step beyond god
🐯🗯 oh but you ARE religious let me read from revelation here And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
🐯🐆🗯 very dramatic whats it about
🐯🗯🐆 an archaic AI developed on mars under auspices of the orion draconis reincarnation system telling which souls god was going to rape
🐯🐆🗯 nah...no...nope i dont think so tiger we arent talking about zeus the goose here
🐯🗯🐆 no...we are not we are doing the opposite by seeing a being which has parts from all these disparate animals we are made aware of the timeline where the police lost all checks to their power and went on a sexual crime spree that would have shamed the greeks themselves youre not aware of it because you dont show up until ABBADON opens the bottomless pit which is in your hindquarters under your tail
🐆🗯 i dont have the slightest clue...
🐯🗯🐆 none of my victims did either you see as lucifer i can reincarnate before i incarnate due to the magic of grey technology and ghey buttsex in fact we are in the PRIDE month right now...pride like lucifer and tabby cat when he grows to a lion
🐯🐆🗯 still no idea...
🐯🗯🐆 it's simple in the world run by pigs you never got to eat unless you got raped while the population was plummeting to a couple million literally at the end of the world pigs had nothing else on their mind but ghey sex and by using this AI we discovered developed on mars by people long gone and replaced by aliens i can compress generations in the orion wormhole and control where and when they incarnate
🐯👀👀👀🐆 ...
🐯🗯🐆 they dont call me lucifer for nothing
🐆🗯🐯 im leaving im going im going to go now ok big guy
🐆🐅🗯 phone says dont drink too much at a pool party this july fourth champ...
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Post by 🐆💨 on Jun 6, 2023 22:23:03 GMT
🐙🐔🐈🐆🗯 guys guys get back here we got problems tiger lost his mind he is taking this lucifer thing too far guys i am leaving the island who wants to go with me
🐙🗯🐆🐔🐈 whoa there buddy lucifer is just the heuristic metric our inhouse AI tagged tiger as being its not any different than your twitter handle
🐙🐔🐈🐆🗯 GUYS THERES MORE i caught tiger using punctuation and he quoted a name from the bible wrong its obvious hes making it up as he goes along that book is full of grammatical errors anyway my buddies on the force said so oh hey do you want to come to the pool party we are having for the fourth
🐆🐔🗯 force leo bro you arent a cop you arent even white just a sort of mottled black and orange what would you be doing at a july BBQ with a bunch of new balance wearing chuckleheads
🐆🗯 what the fuck are you talking about rooster i have been a pig my whole working life
🐈🗯 bro youre a CAT we ALL start orange tiger too
🐙🗯 my boy there are no pigs on this island thats like saying youre a bear with a lizard tail and we are in new york city
🐆🗯🐙🐈🐔 fuck you guys he paid you to back him up on this one didnt he i was born a pig and will die a pig
🐔🗯 what the absolute actual godless martian fuck is going on in that guys head right now
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