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Post by 🐗 on Feb 19, 2023 12:11:03 GMT
🐯🗯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ ok folks we figured it out what the ghost was doing all of it and strangely enough scooby doo in a mystery van could fix the whole mess tomorrow
🐯🦁🗯🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ scooby whatnow
🐯🗯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ scooby doo he is a detective dog that eats your snacks its very simple really the scooby doo team parks a mysterious van outside your house and a brown dog gets out and in todays overactive tv addled brainless generation of morons that signifies some type of absolutely necessary action on their behalf some think it is a carbomb some think it is a three letter government agency some think it means head west young man and pan for gold in them thar hills probably most see a van and do their own personal idea of whats necessary
🐯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛🗯 what does a van outside mean for you tiger
🐯🗯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ not a damn thing i was born in 1826
🐯🗯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ anyway the ghost was from a european background and what he so cleverly did was teach a generation of mouthbreathing morons that the internet functions by looking at things
🐯🦁🐺🐱🦊🗯🦝🐇🐈⬛ it...it doesnt
🐯🗯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ nope and i know this because if thats how it worked i would have the fastest internet on earth probably 500 times the speed of anyone else alive and probably at least half as fast as that annoying josh guy you never see a tiger around because we are always watching from above
🐯🦁🐺🗯🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ i can guess the rest the ghost has americans staring at useless european shit and europeans staring at useless americans and their shit and he probably just basks in the glow in the middle and the average pig probably enforces the failure on both sides just interlocking teeth on the zipper of one big body bag
🐯🗯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ very sardonic and accurate wolf the ghost was living on top of that dynamic but doing it just underground where neither side would believe the other was getting superior internet myself and rooster are from southeast asia so we never noticed anything other than strange lagging interruptions until it went down totally...which now that we have captured the ghost is going to start happening to more and more people unless they figure it out too
🐯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🗯🐇🐈⬛ sorry but how does the van fix things does the dog lead commandos to fight ghosts or something
🐯🗯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ a van is just big enough to do whatever nefarious scheme the ghost might need to do
🐯🦁🗯🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ meaning the scooby doo thing was probably pure ghost propaganda to begin with
🐯🗯🦁🐺🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ now youre getting it people see the van they assume the internet is perfect and they alone experience disruption when in reality americans should be looking at american stuff and europeans at european stuff the kids today think it actually is about HAVING THE STUFF LOOKING AT THEM which is total scooby doo horseshit taught from a young age the sad fact of the matter is that pigs kick doors open that ghosts glide right through the internet actually works by looking at other people in between the slices of a stuff sandwich
🐯🦁🐺🗯🐱🦊🦝🐇🐈⬛ how does knowing how the ghost works help us at all
🐯🗯 well for one i sent this group chat invite out on a banana peel
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Post by 🐔 on Feb 21, 2023 5:21:01 GMT
📺🐔💭💤 im bored this is boring
🦬🐔🗯 you are fat
🦒🐔🗯 ugh youre so fat
🐔🗯 hehehe
🐧🐔🗯 fatass bird so fukn fat
🪿🐔🗯 jake youre so fat
🐟🐔🗯 hey you big fat fatty fat
🐔👀👀👀🐖💨🐖💨🐖💨🐖💨🐖💨🐖💨🐖💨💬💬💬💬💬💬💬 HEY YOU DUMB STUPID IDIOT ROOSTER YOURE UNDER ARREST GET BACK HERE
🐺🗯 coincidence i think not
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Post by 🐯 on Feb 21, 2023 7:35:49 GMT
😼🗯🐶🦧🐈⬛🐆 that big dumb idiot rooster got himself caught by fifty odd pigs in hawaii for clucking his beak it is supremely obvious it is MY time to run things around here lets go confront tiger gang
😼🗯🐯 hey tiger you old bastard its time you stepped aside and let some fresh blood run things around here why dont you take a year off and go visit your rooster IN JAIL let a cat who can handle his whiskey take care of business
🐯🗯😾 funny because ive only ever seen you handling MY whiskey it will top CNN headline news when youre drinking your own
🐶🦧💬🐈⬛🐆 dang boss cold clocked him
😺🗯🐯 face it tiger youre a show off and rooster has been all up in your ass until now you cant run this show without him and the pigs got him good just sit back a bit and watch me work
🐯🗯 im only going to say this one time so listen good you egyptian tourist trinket
🐆🗯 oh shit son i left the stove on see you guys later bye
🐯🗯 youve confused rooster with me you pint sized milk licker first off cats stick together but we arent like other animals we dont turn into a big t rex like rooster when the sun dies so i dont appreciate the tone rooster was barely being domesticated in cambodia when i was already a fully grown adult and egyptians had just invented you and youre fully fucking grown right now cats only adapt to environments by getting smaller and the big cats stay around after the new generation adapts so if your little king me play has you growing to my size just forget about it now
😿🗯🐯 size aint everything tiger this aint a dogfight where i yap just to be heard youre still old and you cant keep this up forever
🐯🗯😾 fact is tabby tigers arent like lions either we dont rely on gangs or pride displays an old tiger is a dangerous tiger and i dont even see any cats trying to follow you around what i see is mice i would bet ten to one on you not even having the will to be here without my easy whiskey supply and roosters chicken game money the question here isnt about running my operation it is why you think a tiger has an operation at all
😼🗯🐯 you heard him guys hes not running the operation so are you with me or what
🦧🐶🐈⬛💬 wow yes gas stoves so dangerous we better go check to see who might have left one on lets go tang and doggy before the fur starts to fly
🦧💬 no shit i think i left my refrigerator running see you cats later
🐯🗯🐱 did you know i can swim underwater and drag a fully grown cow up a tree
🐈🗯🐯 i see whats going on here they dont have kentucky deluxe in cambodia do they
🐯🗯 wait...no...come back... were you aware i singlehandedly hunted into extinction one of the family tree branches of hominids leading anthropologists to mistakenly conclude that neanderthals actually were a dominant species...
🐯🗯 annnnnnd... hes gone
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Post by 🍼 on Feb 24, 2023 7:59:33 GMT
🐵💬🧠🦔 hey hedgehog whats crackalackin say what do you have there
🐒🧠🦔🗯 somebody was really openminded and their brain fell out on the sidewalk nobody noticed it but seeing as how i am really short and had to go around it i decided to just take it with me for all the trouble
🐵💬🧠 wow its amazing that a brain can fall out of a head like that without anyone noticing sure is a squishy gelatinous thing say did you know science says brains are where thinking is done and how the body moves and operates
🧠🦔🗯 well that cant be entirely true seeing as this one came without a body so we cant ever know what it knows
🐵💬🧠 true enough i suppose thats why we have id cards because a brain at street level cannot actually tell us anything so by requiring an age and height for the brain we can know whether it is intelligent or not
🐒🧠🦔🗯 very true monkey the id card system obviously is used to identify brain elevation and direction and the face on the outside of the skull cannot be all that important society is obviously a massive scam selling us presumed health and safety by bogus age restrictions
🐵💬🧠🦔 yes hedgehog by this simple fact we know id card checking karens are assisting in rape by making sure only one type of brain is allowed in areas where the public might encounter government employees who invented id cards probably that genius einstein
🐵🧠🦔🗯 yes monkey id cards are a rape and sexually transmitted disease vector yet every brain transplant candidate reading this who puts on a government uniform will do absolutely nothing about this irrefutable fact and suffer literal lifetimes of unintended consequences because tv told them the face on the outside of their skulls is somehow trendy
🐵💬🧠 what a bunch of total dumbfucks as they are exclaiming peace and safety sudden destruction comes upon them
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💀🗯 this webcomic doesnt just insinuate my unintelligence it also proves my incompetance with recourse
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Post by 🧠 on Feb 24, 2023 8:45:41 GMT
🐯🗯🧠🦔🐒 that was a very informative presentation fellas just one question why did you choose me to bring it to who told you tigers were mad scientists
🐯🧠🦔🐒💬 actually we just used the laser pointer system to figure out who needed a brain the most we knew it was going to be a cat since the red dot is for cats to chase but who knew it was a big ole tiger lol
🐯🗯 im sorry laser pointer system what is that
🐯🧠🦔🗯🐒 wow you need this brain badly five hundred bucks and its yours one time deal
🐯🗯 dont want to disappoint you fellas but the human brain is much smaller than a tigers and being from the early 19th century i was taught advanced concepts that even colleges ignore before high school the stuff tv shows you about old timers being stupid is mostly myth to keep you complacent there havent been any massive scientific advances in almost a century
🐯🧠🦔🐒💬 oh yeah then why does the laser pointer keep pointing at you
🐯🗯 laser pointer what the... are you talking about chicken game and roosters laser because he is in jail right now from calling fat pigs fat
🐯🧠🦔🗯🐒 yeah the red dot that points at dumb cats you follow it to get cash and you get to make them chase toys and stuff
🐯🗯 im dead you really dont know who i am do you
🧠🦔🐒💬 what the fuck is going on here
🐯🗯 you are referring to the mad ghosts quantum dot of course he was a massive pedophile and rapist and he used it to plow crowds with his ghost penis it calculates who can be raped bodyjacked and cloned without recourse and was intended to be used at such a time when the victims cant escape like black friday sales or in settings where nobody would believe the victims if they escaped his master plan was enlisting crooked pigs and simply raping all domestic opposition i shut down his scheme years ago
🐯🧠🦔🐒💬 i dont believe you i dont believe that story everybody has a dot in their vision they use to toy with cats and make cats chase it been that way all our lives this is common knowledge
🐯🗯 common knowledge is literally sexual revolution creating serfdoms the red dot in your vision is the backscatter from roosters BLUE laser which he isnt currently using any system that rapes the good also shows the evil whom their ancestors are whats more my pervy serf friends tigers do not see any dots in their vision there are limits to how far any laser can reach in the known universe
🧠🦔🐒 ...
🐯🗯 you are fools
🧠🦔🗯🐒 five bucks take it or leave it
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Post by 💀 on Feb 24, 2023 9:44:18 GMT
🐯🗯🐔 rooster ive bailed you out even though another six months in jail would cool you off lol... we both know thats not true fact is i have a master plan even bigger than the ghosts but youre going to have to be more discretionary with that laser and work with the orange tabby
🐯🐔🗯 just put me back in jail that tabby has less chill than i do
🐯🗯🐔 im lucifer
🐯🐔🗯 im listening
🐯🗯🐔 bible thumpers are going to find out really soon unfortunately due to some monkeys and hedgehogs that nazi germany was their last chance at normal family life the id card system was the lower tier of this ghosts rape machine after raping everyone enforcing the system to get karen bodyguards he then would rape the upper tier of victims creating a serf class and a sex slave class thats where he was when we caught him
🐯🐔🗯 this better be good tiger
🐯🗯🐔 the bible researchers are going to figure out the antichrist who has no desire for women is someone outside of the quantum dot rape system and that orange tabby is the only cat who can see the dot...
🐯🐔🗯 he will have total control of the image of the beast id card system... nazi party 2.0 but with way more ego than ability
🐯🗯🐔 and since i have control over both systems they will assume i can only be lucifer
🐯🐔🗯 holy fuckin shit... actually yeah im in this could be a riot youd have total control of a system of total control and everyone in the middle is expendable
🐱🗯🐯🐔 hey guys whats going on in here
🐯🗯🐔 BOW DOWN BEFORE LUCIFER YOUR MASTER COCK SLAVE GROVEL IN SHIT WORM
🐯🐔🗯 YES MY LORD LUCIFER I HEAR AND OBEY I AM A PITIFUL WORM AND SLAVE
🐱🗯 what the absolute fuck im outta here
🐈🗯 im never touching tigers alcohol cabinet again jesus christ
🐅🐔🗯🗯 hehehehe yeah this could totally work
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Post by 🍹 on Feb 25, 2023 10:07:50 GMT
🐅🗨🛰 tiger get back over here its time we had a talk
🐯🗯 get back over where youre just a point of light in the sky are you a satellite
🗨🛰 figure of speech i guess its doggy tang some turkeys some hens and a few others we want to talk about your nazi plan we arent all on board with it
🐯🗯🛰 absolute horseshit youre all 190 percent on board and thats the entire problem lets start by pointing out youre in the sky mimicking the nazi quantum dot using das alte leid the literal german invention that led to the invention of the quantum dot and all because you want to keep using it thinking its the reason you found me
🗨🛰 anybody can make satellites now tiger just like anyone can replace you with the dot rooster or not
🐯🗯🛰 yall are not very smart just really not very intelligent dont you understand why my plan is what it is that ghost wasnt alone he was just making sure he was the only one doing what he did while you all fell short and landed at rock bottom on assholes and elbows nazis in general started around the year 2200 and without a plan like mine everyone who falls from there will fall with a cock in their ass and a dot in their eye
🗨🛰 so what then youre saying the ghost was alive in the year 2200 and used relativistic tricks to round every other year off to a decimal place like 1999 would have been 199.89999998 and the dot we all see is proof he can abuse us from the year 2200 forever and letting us make cops out of our children is like fully grown men playing with bratz dolls while the landscaper rails their wives in the guest house
🐯🗯🛰 um...yeah its very much like that making all children into pigs and then giving each other permits to get out of jail free doesnt constitute a working society it is sexual edgeplay where the losers get to slowly wake up closer and closer to each others failed timelines and then if nothing is corrected nazis land again from the year 2200 and my plan just shortcuts your failures in being men and leaders by moving you to somewhere where success and failure is entirely your own
🗨🛰 are you saying zat nazis are the equivalent of drunk muscles in a working society based on personal merits
🐯🗯🛰 did you just say ZAT instead of that...who am i really talking to
🗨🛰 argh blasted tiger it iz i the ghost in the year 2201 zeeing how mine exploit is operating zis is very embarassing and now i will not endeavor to do zees quantum dot again but tell me iz it true if i go to assist zis orange cat you will not interfere
🐯🗯 i could literally care less if that tabby became wiccan and sold kazoos as talismans he was a rescue from a dumpster behind disney world that made it big on youtube its you that has to survive him anyway next year im moving the dot over another decimal place and we will all live in the year 2199 for over five thousand actual years so do your worst because 2200 will be about four minutes long and consist of fifteen thousand anal rapes
🗨🛰 aha dis it iz like finding my protoge i am very impress but what will you do about zee problem with your white skin falling off with zat increase in entropy
🐅🗯 i did the research im not an idealist tigers sleep 23 hours a day and hunt at night my skin isnt going anywhere without me racial issues are going to seem second nature when every quantum dot on earth says bill gates owes me several million dollars per pig and no man can reproduce in the daylight
🗨🛰 zis plan it iz amazing i will now go cry in frustration and shame at zee brilliance
🐅🗯 nice satellite by the way very gangster hope it doesnt run windows
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Post by 🗓 on Feb 25, 2023 13:25:18 GMT
🗨👻👺👺👺👺 ACHTUNG
🗨👻 gentile men as you all know zwee are vorever in zis ze looping year ov 2202 and zwe allvays add ze spin of what zee slaves zink iz ze year to zis however i haff zpoken to ze tiger who haz captured our control room forcing uz to alwayz repeat ze same year 2200 and i am afrait ze newz is incredibly bad
🗨👻 to begin ze tiger haz captured my doppleganger and i cannot move beyond ze year 1999 in any capacity anyzing built after zis date it is verboten for me az my flesh will zlowly rot off zis also vill happening to any of our zlaves using vehicles and houzing from after zis date we have no remedy it iz ze use of our own momentum against uz to age uz
🗨👻 zwe used ze 200 years between 2201 and 1999 to decrease ze population to zero before populationing it with our artificially white peoples whilst depending on our negro zlaves between 1800 and 2000 to do ze labors and zis tiger regrettably waz both old enough to be negro and white enough to be from beyond 2201 here iz ze proof i play his quote to you
♾️🗯 yeah its very much like that making all children into pigs and then giving each other permits to get out of jail free doesnt constitute a working society it is sexual edgeplay where the losers get to slowly wake up closer and closer to each others failed timelines and then if nothing is corrected nazis land again from the year 2200 and my plan just shortcuts your failures in being men and leaders by moving you to somewhere where success and failure is entirely your own
🗨👻 ze tiger has accidentally told us zo much first he zays children become pigs but zere was nobody alive to see zis happen a zlave would zay pigs are raising kinder zo zis tiger iz not from zlave stock zen he zays nazis can land again from 2200 but again he cannot know zis zat ze year repeats unless he is from beyond even ze pig knows not zat it is not us repeating it is ze year itself and zen ze final dagger he zlips in he zays men and leaders but zat can only be our own female clones our daughters zo zis tiger knows far too much in that he zees race and gender reversed from our scheme which waz reversing ze original affairs in ze year 1999 from ze year 1800
🗨👻👺👺👺👺 gentile men if we do not follow zis orange tabby cat ze tiger has zet up for uz ve shall all avaken as dwarven negro clones of our own zlaves sooner zan later and be schtuken in ze timeline where no zlaves have ever von freedom and any of ze ficken pig who vind us vil be var too schtupid to understand zis plight
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Post by ⏬️ on Feb 26, 2023 11:44:48 GMT
🐯🗯😼🐶🐰🐼🦁🦝🐺 settle down folks its our time to shine as you are aware things have been stacking up and it was all seeming quite a lot to process but it is darkest just before dawn and at 2159 hours central standard time allow me to explain
🐯🗯 that stupid ghost pulled his stunt on the wrong feline just as i was worried that i was turning into another arch villain a few things fixed all my fears beginning with the fact that the ghost was not german despite his speech and location only his doppleganger claimed german heritage and the truth is that the deviant was likely from sweden or thereabouts sure he was a supernazi from the year 2202 but most of his actions were meant to create impressionable subjects and strike fear this matters greatly
🐯🗯 his plan which involved starting in the future and reaching far into the past to erode any advantage of us critters in the centuries between using his advanced technology and overarching timeline backfired spectacularly when used on me and the zero population he was counting on in the year 2001 actually only applied to paid off middlemen like the sports and entertainment industries most of the generation before y2k was almost entirely unaffected and we outnumber his forces greatly
🐯🗯 he will also no doubt have the northern european longevity but eventually old age will catch him almost supernaturally fast and unless he joins our timeline quickly he will be a harmless pedophile codger as our population is reaching epic proportions he has bitten off far more than even industrious future supernazis can chew and when the public service sector figures out they also do not have any upper hand i expect everything to collapse in our favor the laws of physics dictate such
🐯🗯 this should be kept in mind by everyone here because most of the concerns of daily life and our projections of the future were based upon his flawed plan of looping the year 2200 and thus only apply to him personally now keep this in mind and ask yourself daily is this really my problem here and now or something from northern europe in two centuries and all will be made clear
🐯🗯😼🐶🐰🐼🦁🦝🐺 also anyone making jokes about my new moniker lucifer saying it sounds like loose heifer the tax cow that robbed me for five thousand dollars will be kicked off the island dismissed
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Post by 🐐🐄 on Feb 28, 2023 5:05:12 GMT
🐐🐾🐾🐄🐾🐾🐾 stomp stomp stomp
🦓🐾🐾🦌🐾🐾🐎 stomp stomp stomp
🐯🐔🗯🐓🐓🐓 hey doofus you got to do something about all these animals stomping everywhere they are disturbing my brood hens
🐯🗯🐔🐓🐓🐓 oh sure thing bossman i will myself just one old tiger who watched english be invented will just go over to these hundreds of herd animals and make them go away...off this island...by flying or something
🐯🐔🗯🐓🐓🐓 did you really need to humblebrag about the english thing like who cares bro just bite a few of those animals on the ass and scare up a stampede
🐯🗯🐔🐓🐓🐓 wow somebody has never been kicked in the face by a zebra listen stupid we get these animals for free just by ignoring the year 2200 and everything nazi and they are already running from that josh guy and the doom slayer in his apeshit world war three timeline and disturbing animals who are just passing you by is EXACTLY why i hate pigs
🐯🐔🗯🐓🐓🐓 you didnt hear my comment huh look guy everybody has a bad encounter with pigs at some point but again bro why did you say that about the english language
🐐🐄🦓🦌🐎🐾🐾🐾🐾 stomp stomp stomp stomp
🐯🗯🐔🐓🐓🐓 its pretty simple bro pigs is pigs because they started with english learned from books and ended with english spoken on tv and then english was never a dominant language again and as long as we condition the most herded type of animal that it has magic commands it can issue by flapping its lips and allow it to use that magical language to make any other animal do anything it wants we will never again be able to do anything without getting ordered around by the tv set via pig
🐯🐔🗯🐓🐓🐓 ok...i understand but in case my hens behind me didnt can you rephrase that
🐯🗯🐔🐓🐓🐓 listen stupid democracy is the word here the tv uses democracy to refer to pig club when democracy is simply a term from old english that means let the words have a meaning then do your own thing because the majority typically gets what it wants so stop discussing and just do
🐯🐔🗯🐓🐓🐓 youre saying...these stomping animals speak english and vote with their feet and if there was any chance of being a pig theyd already be in pig club
🐯🐔🐓🐓🐓🗯🗯🗯 dang it rooster hes saying english has two sides and pigs shoot guns because theyre not strong enough to turn off tv
🐯🗯🐔🐓🐓🐓 actually im mostly pointing out that all of these animals can outrun pigs so if we just stay here in the middle of them we could quite possibly live the rest of our lives out without ever seeing another pig just running up to them and chasing them away just because they exist is what traps pigs in english in the first place
🐯🐔🗯🐓🐓🐓 that...makes a surprising amount of sense but why do i feel like youre trying to trap pigs with the doom slayer in the most passive way possible
🐅🗯🐔🐓🐓🐓 gotta go found a break in traffic
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Post by 🐼 on Mar 1, 2023 18:10:59 GMT
🐼💬🐈 pssst psssst hey cat come here
🐱🗯 sup dude long time no see
🐼💬🐱 hey man i heard youre going to head up operations up north and well youre going to need to know some things we cool right you and pandas we friends right
🐱🗯 sure man we cool whats got you stressed
🐼💬🐱 listen man im not really chinese none of us are... most of us are from korea
🐱🗯 no big deal i suppose honestly a lot of people dont know any difference or just dont care
🐼💬🐱 nah bro theres more you need to know about our fast food mafia we pandas have a fast food thing going on where we run that shit like a cartel its like a whole nother world inside the chain restaurants
🐼💬🐱 shhh.. theres more you know bob the rac... trash panda
🐱🗯 yes...
🐼💬🐱 he is actually a panda like really and he looks different because... well this is hard to say bro... pandas have been feeding stray cats to customers for so long in their fast food that we started looking like them...
🙀🗯🗯🗯 WHAT THE FUCK DUDE COONS ARE PANDAS THAT LOOK LIKE CATS OMG
🐼💬😾 IM SO SORRY BRO also when anybody asks we say you are chinese or north korean so we can be south korean so we stole your country too
🐼🐈🗯 any last words before i kick your ass back to mcdonalds
🐼💬🐈 DONT TALK TO YOUR GRANDPA LIKE THAT
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Post by 🙀 on Mar 2, 2023 19:23:27 GMT
🐯🦁🦝🦊🐶🐺🐈🗯 hey you guys need to help me with my image if im really going to be a big shit so from now on just refer to me as THE FLOPPER ok thanks a lot i will remember you when im famous ok gang
🐈🐺🐶🦊🦝🦁🐯🗯 think he meant THE big shit lol
🐮🐷🐰🐧🐈🗯 hey dorks move aside for the BIG SHIT FLOPPER
🐈🐧🐰🐷🐮💬 oh no hes walking towards tang and tang can read
🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🐈🗯 move aside losers the great flopperanian coming through big shit plops little shit clocks out
🐈🐼🐻❄️🐨🐻💬 oh god its like a meme come to life
🦚🐈🗯 move it you katy perry looking feather duster big pimpin orange soda force like yoda coming through
🐈🦚🗯 look at that asshole
🦧🐈🗯 ligma monkey boy its FLOPPA o clock
🐈🦧🗯 um are you trying to be a meme there boss
😾🗯🦧 im going to be big so just call me BIG FLOPPER from now on ok tang
😾🦧🗯 before you continue did you know the highest praise an animal can get is to be awarded the name of your species for instance tiger is literally the king of all tigers who all things averaged are likely the deadliest living creatures in kill to death ratio
🐈🗯🦧 didnt ask dont care seeya
🐈🗯 dumb monkey
🐈🐬🗯 hey bitch lets rap
😾🗯🐬 you talkin to me fishface who is you
🐱🐬🗯 im HUGE FLIPPER fuckface
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Post by 🤡 on Mar 4, 2023 20:47:01 GMT
🚪🗯🐔 HA HA HA HA HA AH HAHA AHA HA HA HA HA
🚪🐔🐆🗯 is that tiger laughing in there
🚪🐔🗯🐆🐈 you know it
🚪🐔🐆🐈🐇 HA HA HA HA HA HA AHAHAHAHA
🚪🐔🗯🐆🐈🐇 i told him the new timeline doesnt have the veterans administration just something called the department of veteran affairs and the TSA was thriving and there was no resistance to it at the national level and then this happened
🚪🐔🐆🗯🐈🐇 he just started laughing maniacally like that
🚪🐔🗯🐆🐈🐇 actually not until i mentioned that big flapper here was actually gaining momentum on the internet and had taken over twitter then he just started chuckling and then laughing and that was five minutes ago already
🚪🗯🐔🐆🐈🐇🦌 HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HAHAHA
🚪🐔🐆🐈🗯🐇🦌 goddammit rooster knock on the door and ask whats so funny
🚪🐔🐆🐈🐇🗯🦌 yeah knock a door ✨️✨️✨️stoopy head✨️✨️✨️
🚪🐔 knock knock
🚪🐯🗯🐔🐆🐈🐇🦌 what the hell whats up why are you all out here
🚪🐯🐔🗯🐆🐈🐇🦌 whats so funny dude like shit share the secret we could all use a laugh
🚪🐯🗯🐔🐆🐈🐇🦌 hahaha ok so like youve heard never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake and with friends like these who needs enemies right
🚪🐯🐔🗯🐆🐈🐇🦌 um yeah guess so this is about the VA and TSA right and orange cats
🚪🐯🗯🐔🐆🐈🐇🦌 oh for sure bro check it out in any timeline there are markers where one thing can replace another so it cant be missed putting it on a safer and harder to get timeline like daisy the doom bunny
is where the doom guy would have been and the TSA displaces the social security administration which makes the joshster guy unstoppable from his secondary future timeline etc etc
🚪🐯🐔🗯🐆🐈🐇🦌 ok got it so VA TSA and orange egyptian cat displace something i take it
🚪🐯🗯🐔🐆🐈🐇🦌 hahahaha yes they do... me... those are the markers for a tiger rooster bro by settling for mediocrity and allowing things to represent themselves as much more important and necessary than they really are i just became more powerful than the pope
🚪🐯🐔🗯🐆🐈🐇🦌 so youre like darth vader but no need to be an amputee and lose your hair and whatever
🚪🐯🗯🐔🐆🐈🐇🦌 yeah rooster...im darth vader... and i aint gotta do shit to stay in power because we are all getting the doom slayer the josharino guy and bug flipper or whatever his new name is
🚪🐯🐔🗯 lucifer is a stupid nickname i just want to say that right now
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Post by 🐸 on Mar 6, 2023 15:55:00 GMT
🌨🌧⛈️🌩😶🌫️🐸😶🌫️🌩⛈️🌧🌨 wooooosh
🐯🐔🗯 holy shit a sky frog
🐸🗯 ◾️◾️◾️🔳🔲🔳◾️◾️◾️
🐯🗯🐔 yo
🐸🗯 ⬛⬜️⬛⬜️◻️◼️◻️◼️🔳🔳🔳▫️▫️▫️▪️🔲▪️🔲◽️🔲◼️◼️⬜️◼️⬜️⬛⬛◾️🔸️🔺️🔹️▫️▫️◼️▪️⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🔳🔳🔳🔘
🐯🗯🐔 damn son
❇️❇️❇️ poof
🐯🐔🗯 uh what the cluck was that
🐯🗯🐔 that was ahura mazda the great sky frog
🐯🐔🗯 ...
🐯🗯🐔 he says the culture in america was coopted into a cia breeding program in the sixties and as a result the iq of government employees has been dropping steadily and now the average political figure has the iq of a trilobite and the average cop is braindead he also said white people will be extinct in 2060 because white girls think they can always trade up and theyre flat wrong
🐯🐔🗯 hmmm ok anything else
🐯🗯🐔 actually yes he said cops and everybody who depends on them use murder to solve all their problems and all americans will reincarnate into ancient egypt at its weakest and their victims have been reincarnating into their much more powerful middle eastern neighbors so the modern usa can expect a sudden and massive invasion out of fucking nowhere by a conglomeration of superior nations who havent been breeding retards for five decades
🐯🐔🗯 wow it seems like the hippies were probably the start of a murder cult deciding to take over the institution of law enforcement and intelligence agencies are about to get hit by the mack truck of consequences due to inability to do anything but lap up praise on tv and shoot guns
🐯🗯🐔 word
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Post by 🐈⬛ on Mar 7, 2023 15:49:34 GMT
🐯📢🗯🗽 ok fucksticks listen up i dont know why you all think electronic communications are private and i cant hear what you say about me when im literally in an evil villains lair that makes doctor evils moon base look like bart simpsons treehouse but today im going to educate a few of you on proper use of power
🐯📢🗯👓 firstly you dragon dildo factory floor beta testers need to understand one thing we are not in a natural timeline you are all in my world and have been there for quite a few years and unlike your power hungry technocratic cult leaders who are also in my world im not micromanaging everything i touch trying to discern where my influence ends or begins because i already know my power stems from stabilizing timelines
🐯📢🗯🧿 im the very reason you dont have flying cars and the metaverse was doomed from the start im the reason facebook boomed and the western world became dominant because you were all looking for easier victims than an adult tiger even in the government and intelligence spheres my abstinence from direct participation let you all collectively choose the easy path you all worship old money but my money is so fucking old it sees dividends of interstellar invasion and reigniting the sun itself when it fails im the biggest shit going in the solar system and youd be wise to ponder that little badge and id card barbie doll man
🐯📢🗯🧨 most of you are proud your grandparents fought so you didnt speak german but i was perfecting fusion power when gramps was digging trenches and learning how to toss grenades ive saved you from the third world war when the so called untouchable center of the united states was being basted by chinese military weaponry and feral asians were busting out of shipping containers and cannibalizing pigs in stewpots behind luxury subdivisions of mcmansions and ive shut down every bad plot of every mad scientist from chimp clones to betamax vhs to the greys themselves even josh your childhood cool friend who introduced you to xbox and took you to that phish concert making you feel accepted was something i allowed
🐯📢🗯🫠 im the guy who made the boomers so filthy fucking rich that human evolution stopped dead and furries took over and why all the youtube stars you adore have 45% down syndrome characteristics yet their drooly mouthed sleepy eyed selves still pull down five figure incomes without me youre not nothing youre less than that youre a failed and defunct timeline that would barely pass as a b movie plot and even your dumb parents massive sense of entitlement comes from that burst of courage they got when they met that tiger that didnt eat them youre not my equal and it is utterly fantastic to think you might be
🐯📢🗯🥕 facts being facts if any of you woke up in a world without me youd wonder if an earwig had eaten half your brain the night before the world i look after cannot imagine being without me because those are the only worlds i save if you knew better you would have done better just like i did and i do all this merely by pointing out what should have been obvious and highlighting those who dont take warning as they fall
🐯📢🗯😾 so in conclusion subtlety is its own reward and therefore FUCK YOU
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Post by 🐈⬛ on Mar 7, 2023 15:57:31 GMT
🐯🗯🦝📣 you were right bob megaphones are the bees knees
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Post by 🚔🚘 on Mar 8, 2023 3:50:33 GMT
🚔🐷🪪🐔🗯🚘 ...cause whats going to happen is after the alien has you walk in the footsteps he is going to steal your nose now you may think whats the big deal i have obamacare but its not over then comes the terraforming as you get older then the soy then the injections oh yes many injections and then that spare tire on your waist gets bigger oh just a little bit but then more and then one day you notice your wang got quite a bit shorter...and then the gut pains begin
🚔🐷💬🪪🐔🚘 i mean this is sir this is just for 40 in a 25 you can contest if y...
🚔🐷🪪🐔🗯🚘 quiet pig deny the rooster three crowings and its depeche mode for you personal jesus and all anyway the aliens are slowly turning you into a biological host and right when your wang falls off you are one snout short of not being impregnated with a grey hybrid baby all that gender bending and donut eating catches up in the worst way if you get what im saying
🚔🐷💬🪪🐔🚘 is this address on your id correct
🚔🐷🪪🐔🗯🚘 are you fuckin stupid do you not see how the id cards put pigs in new houses and then old houses in pigs do you have to look up pigs in a blanket on the internet every time you want to try cooking for yourself have you ever even seen x files look bucko the rooster man is filling you in on the alien master plan fact is only cows get to fly the starry skies pigs stay in the kitchen barefoot and preggers bacon buddy
🚔🐷💬🪪🐔🚘 if you cant do the time dont do any crime bird brain
🚔🐷🪪🐔🗯🚘 ok youre forcing me to do this i dont want to but youre making me have you ever seen men in black with that flashing dildo
🐷⚡️⚡️⚡️💠🐔ZAP
🚜🐃🪪🐔🗯🚘 hey milky mccowface you should probably get back to the barn before a ufo sees you roaming huh
🐔🗯 drink your big black cow and get outta here god i love steely dan
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Post by 🐮 on Mar 9, 2023 21:47:27 GMT
🐯🐮💬🐃🐃🐃 yes tiger my clients have brought complaint against you to this court about the activities of your employee a mister rooster who is calling himself the pope and zapping our clients who were all normal law enforcing pigs with directed lightning causing them all to become big black cows
🐯🗯🐮🐃🐃🐃 case dismissed i win
🐯🐮💬🐃🐃🐃 but uh... judge surely you see the difficulty here no more tax cows are needed and a big black cow has great difficulty enforcing laws that pigs are expected to enforce this could affect yourself too your honor
🐯🗯🐮🐃🐃🐃 no it cant youre stupid case dismissed
🐯🐮🐃🐃🐃🐃💬💬💬 OUTRAGEOUS kangaroo court unbelievable WE APPEAL
🐯🐮💬🐃🐃🐃 counsel petitions his honor to explain his immunity
🐯🗯🐮🐃🐃🐃 you owe me five thousand dollars tax cow because this is a court according to you when the hard scientific fact is that rooster cannot zap anybody who isnt already preying upon themselves
🐯🐮💬🐃🐃🐃 if it please your honor an explanation would be enlightening perhaps
🐯🗯🐮🐃🐃🐃 understand that a pig is an animal chosen to live in a climate controlled either internally by machinery or externally by alien weather manipulation home which he did not build himself and to add upon that fact he drives a car built by other animals expending and utilizing massive amounts of energy and when rooster zaps you he is merely releasing all that excess entropy utilized by pigs and zeroing out their ability to mate and sexually reproduce because they are in fact reproducing by STEALING AND MONOPOLIZING ENERGY
🐔🗯 LUCIFER HAS SPOKEN
🐯🗯🐮🐃🐃🐃 none of you tax cows and speed pigs ever counted on carbon credits being a real thing and not some type of sexual slavery scheme allowing asexual forced mating that ALMOST ALL GOVERNMENT POSITIONS UTILIZE and when you are zapped by the actual accurate amount of energy it took to create you you are instantly reverted to the primal form of yourself in carbon neutrality meaning THE MORE OF OTHERS ENERGY YOU STEAL TO SIMPLY SEXUALLY REPRODUCE THE FURTHER BACK YOUR FORM WILL REVERT
🐔🗯 i once shocked myself in the balls and woke up in a police car
🐯🗯🐮🐃🐃🐃 really rooster nobody needs to know that
🐯🗯🐮🐃🐃🐃 simply put this isnt a court of law and youre not a real lawyer and your black cow clients have been rescued from alien pregnancies and have nothing to complain about you should be out there looking at all these tax animals that make planned obsolesence and right to repair controversies central issues because as a tiger who requires a 12000 year pole flip to even tickle his tail the chances of one of your clients getting another red cent from me is a fuckin impossibility
🐔🗯 tiger is saying youre biologically sterile from your retard jobs and government subsidies
🐯🗯🐔 dont you have somewhere else to be
🐯🐔🗯 honestly bro i started charging my zapper from your room a while back i get like 80 percent charge in only three hours
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Post by 🖥 on Mar 10, 2023 15:31:47 GMT
🖥🦄🗯🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 are we ready
🖥🦄🦏🗯🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 tensegrity field activated by your command sir
🖥🦄🗯🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 open portal
👽👾👾👾🗯🗯🗯 SPACE LORD SPACE LORD ENTITY JOSH IS FORCING QUANTUM UPLINK
👽🖥🦄🗯🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 sup gaylord we are earth entity josharooney speaking to you from the cloud in the 23rd century we could piss on you today and make it rain fifty years ago so listen closely
👽🗯🖥🦄🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 MY OLD NEMESIS JOSH SO YOU FINALLY GOT TO THE 23RD CENTURY HAHAHA WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE 23RD CENTURY YOU IDIOT WHY ARE YOU EVEN CLOGGING UP MY NETWORK TO BRAG ABOUT THAT LAME SHIT
👽🖥🦄🗯🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 hahaha dork you dont care but the GRANDKIDS you need to clone to spread beyond the galaxy do
👽🗯👾👾👾 LOCATE STATUS OF SPACE HITLER BREEDING FACILITY IMMEDIATELY
👽🖥🦄🗯🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 hey loser guess who just trolled every white girl on planet earth for two centuries convincing her she could get this good old unicorn dick instead of your crusty clown dildo oh yeah and lasers from einstein you can just forget about that shit that big chicken on the furry show has the only prototype
👽👾👾👾🗯🗯🗯 SIR SIR SPACELORD LOW DOWN SEXY UNICORN JOSH ENTITY HAS NULLIFIED THE INVENTION OF EINSTEINS LASER BY SWEET TALKING WHITE GIRLS FOR MULTIPLE CENTURIES THE ENTIRE CLONING FACILITY HAS BEEN OVERRUN BY GENETICALLY MODIFIED UBERCOWS WE ARE FOOKED
👽🗯🖥🦄🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 FUCK YOU JOSH FUCK YOU A LOT WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE ULTIMATE GAYLORD GOOD LUCK STOPPING OUR CHINESE OPERATIONS WHO EVEN LISTENS TO UNICORNS IN ASIA YOU WILL NEVER GET TO MARS
👽🖥🦄🗯🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 thats what you think fuckstick but ive already got that tiger on the ground in world war one and guess who just started a japanese harem preserving the genetics of the 21st century
👽🗯🖥🦄🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 HAHAHA YOU IDIOT THAT PLAN CANNOT WORK THE FROGS ARE GAY I WILL JUST SEND IN MY ARMY OF CHINESE TWINKS
👽🖥🦄🗯🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 yes indeed the frogs are very gay so gay i was able to convert them all to superlesbians using my secret assault force of k pop bands and starcraft tournaments youre going to looking for viable human sperm in a pre stonehenge world unless you meet my demands
👽🗯🖥🦄🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 ...what...WHAT WHAT THE HELL DAMN YOUR SEXY UNICORN ASS WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS
👽🖥🦄🗯🦏🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 dont have any at the moment but i will let you know ciao gaylord CLOSE PORTAL
👽🗯👾👾👾 DO YOU THINK HE NOTICED MY NEW IMPLANT HE SAID THAT LAST GAYLORD LIKE HE WAS CHECKING ME OUT
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Post by 🪺 on Mar 10, 2023 18:20:31 GMT
🐇✔️➰️➿️🗯 pig cow pig cow duck duck goose
🐰🗯 pig cow pig cow duck duck goose
🐇✔️➰️➿️🗯 pig cow pig cow duck duck goose
🦧💬 anybody know whats got daisy on the adderall trip
🦧🐔🗯 shhh keep your yap shut about it bro me and tiger just taught daisy how to run faster than the moon its super easy if you just make an animal song about it
🦧💬🐔 uh ok yap shut i guess but uh outrun the moon is that a thing like why
🦧🐔🗯 youre an orangutan youve seen a gorilla trail in the jungle right NOBODY messes around on a gorilla trail even a tiger sticks to tree branches for safety right
🦧💬🐔 damn straight one time my uncle was on a gorilla trail and long story short two gorillas ripped his balls off and now hes my aunt i dried them and hung them from the mirror on my chevy malibu...
🦧🐔🗯 never tell me that story not ever again not even once anyway tiger is in contact with mars again theres a guy up there on the comms telling us the joshster is launching an operation directly against the grey hive back in egyptian times they are coordinating timing right now for virtual avatars and hes going to lead an on the ground assault...if they can get a big enough distraction
🦧💬🐔 whoa like whoa holy shit whats the distraction
🦧🐔🗯 we are picking up where the ussr left off dude its going to be fuckin bonkers and we have taught daisy to reroute all chinese gorilla traffic by trading rabbit trails for ducks the gorillas get the rabbit trails and the tiny baby ducks have to use the gorilla superhighway which will take them straight to the ussr
🦧💬🐔 gonna level with ya boss i understood half of that maybe
🦧🐔🗯 we are going to feed vladimir putin marshmallow peeps until the cows come home
🐰🗯 moon is a big meany hate that big stupid
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