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Post by 📺 on Apr 4, 2023 7:49:53 GMT
🐯🗯 question my motives again and ill rip your tongue out
🦊🗯 i uh...wow...i mean...no no its just
🐯🗯 its just that as a fox buddy you were doomed from the start and a tiger removing your tongue could only enhance your chances for survival assuming your ears picked up the slack
🦊🐔🗯 nice work dumbass i actually saw your heart skip a beat right there now where did you get that recording
🦊🗯🐔🐯 forwarded to my computer by someone at a chinese cellphone company...it was supposed to show uh...no offense tiger this is what the email said...tiger assisting power cow some kind of warlord i guess in a terrorist plan...or rather being assisted by this cow fella
🐯🗯🐔 rooster you want to tell him im about done telling this story millions of times
🐯🐔🗯 yeah i got you bro
🦊🐔🗯 listen failfox in the far future theres destroyed solar system by sun stuff and parallel earths merging and stuff but before that theres aliens that pop up from way too much technology dependance but those aliens get their asses kicked back to egypt by the joshbot in our timeline leaving the world war three timeline which is mostly survived by asians who just kind of chill out in the wrecked ecosystem as the oceans rise boring as hell if you ask me and then theres the pork frenzy where all those timelines meet which is what youre about to grow up into and right there is this power cow guy
🦊🐔🗯 shut up
🦊🐔
🦊🐔🗯 good now as i was saying power cow has the most available earth timelines at his disposal and he uses them all from his asian bases me and him met when tiger came on the scene now tiger has martian timelines like literally all his stuff revolves around china and world war three but he likes to kind of keep it russian to not become the next power cow and it works pretty well and i pick up the slack
🐯🗯🦊🐔 tell him about the phones
🦊🐔🗯 in the war most cellphone manufacturers were pushed into making drone parts missile guidance systems and satellite tech most were happy to do it thinking they could become warlords but power cow was far ahead of them and started chopping asians out of russian timelines far upstream making YOU you dumbass part time forest critter in return tiger started doing the same with martian personnel by cellphones he wont even tell me how...
🐯🗯 the ghost had very detailed records that easily let me pinpoint who would end up on mars in our near future and as alien greys leave the timeline we get more and more chickens and turkeys
🦊🐔🗯 ok so i guess he will tell us how it works anyway theres a weird dynamic where power cow hates birds but needs the control handheld tech offers but our team makes sure anybody on his side stays in their fuckin cars around us and even now we are shoving everybody into teslas for grey hybrids and trucks for american military to further expand the cellphone divide because as both sides now know thats all keeping this shitshow from going kaboom like YESTERDAY my man
🦊🐔🗯 tiger will literally kill you dude because youre a guy one verizon store sales position away from living in mad max world with cannibals and shit and that thing in cambodia where tiger saved our asses was blowing up a phone factory tasked to build hunterkiller drones like in TERMINATOR dude like youre john connor but way suckier so fuck outta here until tiger needs you to buy us some beer or something
🦊🗯 dang dudes
🐯🗯🐔 rooster i can totally see why the doom guy twisted your head off
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Post by 🪳 on Apr 5, 2023 11:13:35 GMT
🐒💬🪳 whomst the fok art thou
🐵🪳💬 im tha fukn cockroach of consequences beyotch perfectly identical to all other roaches except for one key difference i obey every pig law completely and all my shit is so legal a lawyer would have a panic attack just hearing about me
🐵💬🪳 thats stupid prepare to be squished bish
🪳💬 WAIT im also point zero zero zero three percent antimatter contained within my hardened carapace the overbearing and smugly overleveraged police state has scanned me so many times with so many types of highly suspect devices that now i can contain the explosive substance inside the EM hardened shell of my being shouldst you squish me i will explode with sufficient force to crater an area the size of queens new york
🐵💬🪳 shit well guess i wont do that why are you here
🪳💬 oh i am everywhere dude every time an app more popular than tiktok is banned by government busybodies i spontaneously appear in another location i am the nemesis of the police state a quantum antimatter containing cockroach longing for nuclear war to break out so i can detonate without calling attention to myself for i do not wish to harm you only things you pay taxes on it is a fact that almost no law enforcement anywhere knows or even suspects i exist
🐵💬🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳 damn you got a lot of friends there i cant even pick out which one is you
🐒🪳🪳🪳🪳💬🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳 you saying we all look the same asshole
🐒💬 you know what this is too weird for me you can keep the house im outta here
🎂🪳💬🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳 check it out guys that monkey left a whole ass cake here
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Post by 🪳 on Apr 5, 2023 11:33:37 GMT
🐯🗯🪳 yeah thats terrifying not the explosive aspect which is admirable of course but rather the obsessive adherance to pig laws its fantastic youre hardened against radiation too because youre definitely going to catch a nuke eventually doing what you do simple matter of time
🐯🪳💬 so are you going to give us some snack foods or not
🐯🗯🪳 oh sure have at it we have so much sugar stuff just sitting around just dont get hyperactive on the sugar and fall into one of these lava tubes around here this is a volcano after all also leave before one and turn out the lights when you go
🪳💬 or what bitch
🐯🗯🕷🕸 this is a spider she can show you the exit
🐯🕷🕸🪳💬 listen loser i am the cockroach of consequences ANTIMATTER consequences one spider dont scare me none i grew up in philly
🐯🗯🕷🕸🪳 this spider is austrian and from a loving home it is also carrying two glocks
🪳🔫🔫🕷🕸🗯 im the spider of strong suggestions assmunch door is that way
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Post by 🍞 on Apr 7, 2023 1:25:49 GMT
🐅🗯🐈 tabby my office now
🐯🐱 ...
🐯🐱🗯 what tiger what do you want
🐯🗯🐱 heard you been calling yourself an american patriot tabby
🐯🗯🐱 so how are the wheat and corn crops are the cows calving early this year how about the orchards are they blossoming
🐯🐱🗯 we both know im not a farmer get to the point tiger
🐯🗯🐱 i would rather you get to the point youre like the martial artist that only tries to hit the opponant when you need to be punching through where he is going to be
🐯🐱🗯 ok im listening if i am not a patriot then who is my enemy
🐯🗯 its your way of thinking unless youre literally growing food from the damn ground or doing like me in using advanced algorithms to establish breeding channels and economic structures by lumping group dynamics and behaviors into animal archetypes youre not actually serving any country youre being eaten by pigs
🐱🗯 says who
🐯🗯 the egyptian evil cow the one with the red disc of mars between his horns the one with four legs not the five legged assyrian and babylonian cow did you know almost all modern translations of egyptian hieroglyphs are inaccurate bullshit filtered through faulty viewpoints
🐱🗯 not surprising but so what
🐯🗯 the evil cow is evil but stands upright in that knowledge keeping his perspective martian so he can challenge the god SIN now SIN has knowledge of universal up and down orientation gained by the pyramids and using that knowledge can discern if you are able to fly to the heavens in a martian ufo or if you are DEAD
🐱🗯 ...
🐯🗯🐱 BECAUSE IF EVERYTHING YOU DO LEAVES YOU HORIZONTAL YOU ARE SLEEPING OR DEAD BUSTER
🐱🗯 oh ok universal direction got it
🐯🗯 the same direction finding works on ranches and farms with plants and animals only HUMANKIND goes horizontal daily and thinks nothing of it when crops do it thats crop circles and even chickens and cows sleep vertically
🐱🗯 gotta admit never really thought about it like that so pigs calling everyone dead has a basis in fact
🐯🗯 not really that all goes back to christians who replaced the idea of SIN with GOD but my temporal metrics have identified the nonsense term GOD to have an almost 1 to 1 correlation with the DOOM SLAYER himself whereas SATAN a proper name is pretty much synonymous with everything pigs want
😹🗯 CHRISTIANS ARE THE DOOM SLAYER CULT AND THEY LEARNED IT FROM THE EVIL EGYPTIAN POWER COW HAHAHA THATS RICH
🐯🗯 thats fate when you worship your own base desires in a horizontal lifestyle you creep towards unknown doom evil and failure bringing me back to my point regardless of how many pigs commend you and how many egyptians like your tweets the original american ideal is the doom slayer himself and his motivation is in the fact that mars isnt terraformed enough yet to grow crops and raise cows
😹🗯 THE DOOMSLAYER IS BASICALLY A FARMER GOING RAMBO TO DEFEND HIS LAST MILK COW FROM INVADING COMMUNIST CULTISTS HOLY SHIT TIGER
🐯🗯 congratulations tabby you just repeated what those hieroglyphs ACTUALLY say with no college education required now go find a way to be more american
😺🗯 got it tiger
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Post by 🍞 on Apr 7, 2023 3:32:21 GMT
🐈⬛🐆🫏🐎🦌🦬🦧🐒🐩🐈🗯 LISTEN UP YOUSE CLOWNS THE BIG FLAPSTER JUST HAD A BIG TALKING WITH TIGER YUGE WE HAVE SOME FACTS TO DISCUSS WITH YOU
😺🗯 firstly tiger has discovered what GOD is by looking it up on the dark web and its just any word that POWER COW WORSHIPPERS make up to convince you about something so here are some TRUE CURSED WORDS made up by cow agents ahem
😹🗯 PAXIL ZOLOFT XANAX POLL PRAY WORSHIP FAITH SENIORITY AUTHORITY POLICE CRIMINAL
😺🗯 all of these stupid words are cursed and pigs love to use them to pretend some cow from five thousand years ago should still be giving orders when you go VOTE as a CITIZEN you are reinforcing CURSED BORDERS and summoning THE EVIL COW
🐈⬛🐆🫏🐎🦌🦬🦧🐒🐕🐩💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬 what the fuck
😹🗯 GOOD POINT those pigs also pretend censorship on more common vernacular is necessary to further the illusion that the EVIL COW and his HOLY BULLSHIT WORDS are sacred HATE CRIMES ARE EGYPTIAN only an american in todays world could HATE BEING EGYPTIAN and PIGS ATTACK PATRIOTS this way because if you hate being egyptian you dont WORSHIP THE EVIL COW and you WONT BE ANOTHER PIG IN THE NEXT LIFE
😺🗯 USING HOLY BULLSHIT WORDS LIKE GOD AND MEDS AND STUFF YOU SAW ON TV IS ACTUAL PROOF YOU ARE LAST IN LINE FOR REINCARNATION
🐈⬛🐆🫏🐎🦌🦬💬🦧🐒🐕🐩 so whats COVID
😹🗯 NOBODY SHOULD CARE WHATS THE POINT ARE EGYPTIAN COW PRIESTS REMOVING YOUR ORGANS TO EMBALM YOU AS A MUMMY THREE THOUSAND YEARS AGO NO THEN WHO CARES DUMBASS
😺🗯 northern operations is ready to move beyond dancing nurses we know that everything on TV is the twin horns of POWER COW the cow from china invading ancient egypt we also know FARMERS MILK COWS and CANT WATCH TV AT WORK BECAUSE THEY ARE IN FIELDS since american and russian power is going to become MARTIAN we know that farmers will gain martian support ONE THOUSAND PERCENT while doublespeaking corona cows will GET MILKED AND PASS OUT and as a cat i plan to have buckets of ready milk for myself now EVERYBODY WHO CAN BE MILKED FORM A LINE ON THE LEFT those of you who cant be milked GET INTO BARN BUILDING all of these pill popping cult freaks with tv jobs are about to find out they challenged the DOOM SLAYER to a bare knuckle brawl in an iowa cornfield
🐱🐔🗯 uh bro do ya wanna milk me
😹🗯🐔 what the hell rooster arent you in southern operations
🐱🐔🗯 nah bro and actually my cousin owlbert already heads up barn division
😺🗯🐔 we have a division for barns why didnt anybody tell me
🐱🐔🗯 need to know basis guess what else theres a new genetically modified half pig half cow animal coming to market soon milk and bacon from the same animal
😹🗯🐔 well that cant be real
🐱🐔🗯 of course it is dumbshit just like the joshster is half rhino and half elephants
😺🗯🐔 what do they call it
🐔🗯🐱 elephino hahaha gotcha bitch
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Post by 💻🐆 on Apr 7, 2023 11:41:44 GMT
💻🐅 tap tap tap click
🐯😼🗯 yeah sure those camels gave you a cash cow and the goose was murdered by the idiot farmer thinking it had more golden eggs inside it was a moral lesson that you should stop when you have it good and not press your luck
💻🐅🗯 hmmm
💻🐯🗯🐆 it checks out tabby saw what you saw the joshster gave us a black and white cow right after that tan tax cow and his herd came through the timing was immaculate and then look at this one
💻🐅 tap tap tap click
🐯🐮🐃🐃🐃🐃💬💬💬 OUTRAGEOUS kangaroo court unbelievable WE APPEAL
💻🐯🗯🐆 shortly after that these four black cows held impromptu court here but in every other camera angle theres only three of them theres an extra cow here black as night
💻🐅 tap tap tap click
🐂💰🐃🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐃🐂🐄🐄🐄💨
💻🐯🗯🐆 footage of the tax cows the same tan cow twice maybe and this is right after those camels came through where they called a camel a llama...perhaps not by accident either...
💻🐅 tap tap tap click
🐯🚬🕶🐪🗯 maybe maybe not since the ghost is missing perhaps you can help us we have a llama 🐪 this dna 🧬 and a smelly goat 🐐
💻🐅🐆🗯 wasnt this about when rooster who is a t rex was a witches hippo in a donkey suit
💻🐯🗯🐆 good recall yes it was its like cows are on both sides of an invisible timestream and they shove other four legged creatures to the bad side of it keeping the good for themselves they use the dark cows to clog the legal system up and the fancy looking cows charge money for appearances calling it taxes and theres always camels around when theyre pulling their tricks
💻🐯🐆🗯 probably wouldnt have caught it without this laptop huh
🐯🗯 leopard that might be the smartest thing youve ever said no without this laptop i wouldnt have noticed at all ARE ALL THESE COWS ENSLAVING US WITH LAPTOP COMPUTERS AND LAUNDERING THE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME are there any police cars without laptop computers any more and why are they there are they ACTUALLY NECESSARY dont we know history until the destruction of the solar system already ARE WE COLLECTIVELY MAKING A GREY ALIEN TYPE ERROR BY HAVING ALL THESE POLICE LAPTOPS WHEN THE SITUATION DOESNT CALL FOR IT
💻🐯🐆🗯 it really is weird like all these cows in a time tornado and pigs on keyboards inside cars like a little mobile office probably not a situation that evolved naturally like when is enough enough
💻🐯🗯 somebody not from our timeline is benefitting cows at everyones expense through laptop computers and its affecting EVERYTHING
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Post by ☣️ on Apr 8, 2023 3:31:19 GMT
🦮⚡️🐄⚡️🦫🗯 power cow power cow help us beavers we have a big problem
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAY FAT AND STUPID GUY WHO JUST CHEW A TREE DONT YOU SEE A COW IS MAKING HIS DOG WALKING AND NOW LOOK THAT DOG HE IS RUNNING AWAY WHY YOU DID THAT FAT GUY NOW I AM SQUIRTING A BIG MILK ON YOU BEAVER GUY
⚡️🐮⚡️🦫🗯 many apologies sir power cow please come to look at what these guys are doing
💻⚡️🐄⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAY FAT BEAVER THESE TIGER GUYS THEY ARE JUST MAKING A TIME TUNNEL IT IS VERY EASY EVEN JOSH PROBABLY TEACH THEM ABOUT THE DNA
🦫🗯 time tunnel power cow sir beavers dont know about it is it egypt cow magic
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 NO FAT GUY IT IS A TECHNOLOGIES INSIDE A TECHNOLOGIES THAT USE THE SAME POWER THAT IS WHAT BIBLE STORIES IS WRITING YOU BIG FAT DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING WHEN THOSE GUYS RUIN EGYPT THEY MAKE THIS TIME TUNNEL FROM THE MOON AND TURN EVERY GUY INTO COWS AND CAMELS NOW THIS TIGER FIGURE OUT WE ARE USING COW POWER IN THOSE LAPTOPS AND MAKING TIME TUNNEL FOR TRUCKS
🦫🗯 please dont squirt any milk on me power cow sir but how can we stop this time tunnels it is making us sleepy and our hairs fall off we look like some sewer rats or possums
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAHAHA FAT GUY NOW YOU FIND OUT YOU HAD THE BAD DNA AND THE TIME TUNNEL MAKING EVERY GUY RUN AWAY FROM YOU THIS IS HOW A COW MAKING FAT PORKS YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THAT
🪵🦫🗯 sir power cow maybe i just give you this wood do you want to help now
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯🪵 HAHAHA POWER COW JUST TAKE THIS WOOD AND SQUIRT A BIG MILK ON YOU FAT BEAVER THE TIME TUNNEL CANNOT BE STOP GO BUY A TRUCK FAT RAT GUY
🐈⬛💬 some strange shit goes on behind the KFC in chicago dont think im coming back here again a polarized moolatto cow holee shat
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Post by 🐼 on Apr 11, 2023 10:05:17 GMT
🐼🐈🗯 panda do you have a minute
🐼🗯🐈 uh sure whats wrong you seem upset
🐼🔫🐈🗯🗯🗯 why didnt you tell me southern operations was real
🐼🗯🔫🐈 lol wut
🐈🗯🗯🗯 WHY. DIDNT. YOU. TELL. ME. SOUTHERN. OPERATIONS. WAS. REAL.
🐼🗯🐈 uh...southern operations is real guess you thought he was another old retiree talking about his dick in third person huh lol
🙀🗯 I WENT TO PANDA EXPRESS TO SEE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT FEEDING CATS TO CUSTOMERS. BRO. YOU KNOW I MOSTLY EAT AT MCDONALDS. I PUT ON A TIGER DUSGUISE PADDED TO LOOK LIKE I WAS EIGHT HUNDRED POUNDS.
🐼🗯😿 lol word what happened
🙀🗯 THEY THOUGHT I WAS HIS MOTHER came out from the kitchen and gave me a large print menu started speaking to me slowly in english asked me if i wanted a plastic fork BRO TIGER MUST BE ASIAN AS HELL
🐼🗯😿 word bro just not mainland chinese asia is pretty big you know
🐈🗯🗯🗯 IM NOT FINISHED i padded the disguise to look like the biggest baddest tiger alive must have seemed twelve hundred pounds and went to another location THEY DIDNT EVEN ASK ME WHAT I WANTED THEY BROUGHT OUT A PLATTER OF FRIED RICE AND DOG MEAT THEY WERE FEEDING ME BRITISH BULLDOG STIR FRY BRO they asked me if i had been to tibet recently i had to wolf down the dog meat to not answer questions and look suspicious BRO I ALMOST BROKE MY PAWS TRYING TO USE CHOPSTICKS I HAVE NO THUMBS
🐼🗯🐈 should have stuck to mcdonalds...
🙀🗯🗯🗯 I WENT TO MCDONALDS NEXT AND THERE WERENT NO PIGGERS THERE THEY CLEARED OUT BEFORE I GOT A FOOT IN THE DOOR LITERALLY EVERY CUSTOMER WAS AN ELEPHANT IN DIGICAMS THE JOSHSTER FLASHMOBS ANY FAST FOOD PLACE TIGER GOES TO
🐼🗯 must have seemed like world war three
😿🗯 what YES it was there was like a whole platoon in there buying happy meals i listened to the small talk and found out THEY DONT THINK THIS IS AMERICA they were talking about the us government in 1940 they said it was the LARGEST EMPLOYER OF GREY ALIENS they were talking about being on mars and shit like that BRO TIGER SOLD THE PIGGERS THE VERSION OF THE USA HE DOESNT WANT SOCIAL SECURITY IS THE BIGGEST HOAX IN HISTORY
🐼🗯 sounds like tiger one hundred percent
😿🗯 im going to lose my damn mind panda im finding out theres a universe where pigs go straight into world war one and i dont know how to process that
🐼🗯 now you know why we use cat meat in fast food bro by the way tiger considers you chinese not american or egyptian
😿🗯 why would he do that
🐼🗯 cat cannibalism bro it drives him to drink you will find out the facts eventually but literally all your food and drugs create pigs with blood suitable for grey hybrids they just feed you to yourself and issue drugs for the bad side effects tigers liquor store trips are things of legend gotta run though see ya around
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Post by 🎙 on Apr 12, 2023 12:01:56 GMT
🎙🐈 ATTN NOTHERN OPERATIONS
🔊🗯😋😛😜🤪😝 this is captain orange speaking aka the beg flipster as you will notice i have spent our entire budget on this intercom system which i will be using for all future company announcements as we save a considerable amount of cash not paying licensing fees and royalties to piggers for speech bubbles and as southern operations has so much cash on hand they could buy the entire country of china five times over from just their office supplies budget tiger has agreed to let us use the three black moon bubbles at his cost meaning all piggers will assume we are talking to them not over them and we save even more i know some of you might be concerned about this development but the piggers will never notice i can assure you because i myself even until yesterday thought SOUTHERN OPERATIONS was just another way for tiger to talk about his dingaling
😋😛😜🤪😝💬💬💬💬💬 hahahahaha epic tiger is king of trolling
🔊🗯 apparently tiger is the absolute king of trolling and black bubbles literally cost him nothing at the end of the day but grant us in NORTHOP around a quarter BILLION dollars of potential revenue annually the only question being how many personnel we divide it between however we dont want to be greedy not at all as this is a CASH IN HAND operation and we only get paid by taking the cash from any pork huts physically we need the hands as we can legally tax but if we hold the piggers to their own rules and started collecting on my birthday in 1950 at the beginning of the space age then we should see 250 million dollars free and clear...THREE YEARS AGO
😋😛😜🤪😝💬💬💬💬💬 BOUT TIME TABBY CAT GET MONEY GET MONEY
🔊🗯 ...yet since our operating capital is 75 bucks right now i can tell you for certain that YOU are not pulling your weight as the quarter billion is a SKIN OF THE TEETH figure meaning the MINIMUM POSSIBLE EFFORT so therefore youre all fired
😋😛😜🤪😝💬💬💬💬💬 wheres the unemployment office in this town anyway
🎙🐈 now since youre fired you have no choice but to be RACIST and WORSHIP TV like every pigger so your next duty is to find the pigger with the biggest TV and park your new FORD MUSTANG out front now as we all know tiger has thick orange black and white fur all over his body and that FORD MUSTANG will appeal to all three colors of animals as a result while being licensed under NORTHOP and this will kickstart our goals
😋😛😜🤪😝💬💬💬💬💬 HES TELLING US RACE MUSTANGS FOR PINK SLIPS BUT WE RACE THE RACISTS AND THE PINK SLIP IS FOR THE BIG TV HOUSE
🔊🗯 you will challenge all orange black and white residents of pork huts to race their champion piggers winners keep houses runner ups keep mustangs losers can have any tv they can carry CATS KEEP THE CASH HANDY and leave with it if things go badly or if we make double money the piggers are alreasy losing the tax game to the cows and cows lose to southern operations and we arent breaking a single rule of the game
🐅💭 here it comes
🔊🗯 ...we all know mustang drivers cant drift anyway so everyone will naturally agree the ford mustang will lose every race and tiger can buy some new balance shoes and a new corvette before he dies of terminal trolling...
🐅💭 and there it is
🔊🗯 also ROOSTER stop telling everyone a ufo is following you around the justice department is starting to notice the FBI dont do anything but park outside your house and surf onlyfans accounts from their surveillance vans and bell dolphin is having a hard time finding enough bathwater to sell
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Post by ❇️ on Apr 12, 2023 17:50:16 GMT
🐣🗯 thank you gentlemen for coming to our weapons test today i know it was a long flight to nevada for those of you not driving in from california i can assure you that this will be worth it now as you can see i am speaking to you from behind my desk at SOUSCOM but i have a big surprise that will revolutionize the art of war and here it is...
🐦🗯 i am also present here in nevada holographically
🐣🗯 we here in the defense industry of the united states of america are debuting a holographic weapons system literally lightyears beyond anything else in existence and thats because it has been in use for centuries by a now vanquished group operating in our solar system from ancient times this holographic relay was used for secure communication between planets before egypt was a nation and the united states has reactivated it in our own near future and i am using it to appear here today
🐦🗯 ready the bitpoint
❇️
🐦🗯 the bitpoint contains the interplanetary soul energy of the sleeping population of earth and can be used in many ways but the simplest is in manipulating timestreams this bitpoint has the energy of the twenty second century biobot population the precursors to the orion greys
🪿❇️
🐦🗯 you can all see this goose ahead oblivious to the point which doesnt exist in his reality but soon i will use my handheld or rather wingheld device to initiate soul contact for one millionth of a second which will effectively superimpose the biobot reality onto the goose which will alter his appearance just enough to reinforce my holographic projection in other words my projection reflects his false image away leaving his true nature behind and subjugating it to my will
💥💥💥🪽🐦🗯🗯🗯 IRONWING
🦆🪺
🐣🗯 as you can see this goose has reverted to a duck with two eggs at home by connecting him to the biobot hive he will not be able to ever influence my timeline again it is as if all the energy expenditure of the construction of the giza pyramids has been dropped on him he will ALWAYS be faithful...to death semper fi
🐣🗯 any questions
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Post by ⏭️🚹 on Apr 13, 2023 7:44:15 GMT
😬🖥💬 oh no
😬🖥💬 oh NO
😬🖥💬 OH NO HELL NO
😬🐦🗯 WHAT whats all the nose
😬💬🐦 general peep sir OH NO
🐦🗯🗯🗯 WHAT IS IT SPIT IT OUT MAN
😬💬 sir remember when you said you wanted to do the presentation in nevada to keep it away from populated areas and i said it was perfect because the bitpoint gauges height first and interplanetary distance second and age third so it first connects height then planetary locations and difference in age evens out discrepencies...
🐦🗯 of course i do that wasnt more than two days ago whats the problem
😬💬 and remember how i pointed out your hologram was going to be a healthy american six foot five and matched to your natural age and it would work fine because those reverse engineering mask guys were the only shared timeline...
🐦🗯 problem i can be shorter its just a hologram
😬💬 no sir not exactly the problem is we ranged you for mars remember for future martian command...
🐦🗯🗯🗯 I DONT HAVE ALL DAY TO PICK YOUR BRAIN DESCRIBE THE ISSUE IN DETAIL
😬💬 sir we assumed there couldnt be a...let me read from the screen here...naturally born ex military average height holographic capable born on earth but died on mars american citizen pre 2000 era who eventually travelled far beyond mars into space lived to be more than three centuries old at a minimum and was unemployed half his earthly life due to an absolute fluke of all walmarts becoming unionized...who wasnt actively homosexual...
🐦🗯 marty mcfly
😬💬 marty what sir
🐦🗯 marty mcfly dear god im biff tannen
😬💬 sir are you feeling ok
🐦🗯 that bitpoint will not be usable again until an entire generation shorter than the average manlet is in power on earth and nobody younger than me moves past mars the failsafes are what makes the technology foolproof
😬💬 that can be arranged ok so this is survivable
🐦🗯 maybe not they cant be homosexual they cant become greys and they cannot become military and worst of all...they have to shop at walmart
😬💬 also i think that can be arranged...
🐦🗯 youre forgetting the part where they live outdoors in death valley
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Post by ⏭️🚼 on Apr 13, 2023 9:04:41 GMT
🖥🐅💭 holy smokes
🐅🖥😛🗯 where ya going...whoa whats happening on twitter...
💻🐅💭 hot damn on here too
🐅💻😝🗯 cat got your tongue whats the big buzz
📺🐅💭 why are there holographically cloaked greys on this tv are they finally starting bluebeam
🐅📺🤪🗯 dude buy me a lotto ticket while youre at the gas station
⛽️🦦💬🐓🐯👂 then this peep fella just screams ORION WANG and shit ya not feller that goose just popped turned into a canadian mallard sure as shit uncle sam aint playing around on this one then i hear theres a bunch of damn gayliens not happy mind you but the limp wristed type if ya gather what im putting down...
🐯💬🪪🔥 welp time to burn this bitch
💥💥💥🌋💨💨💨💨💨🔥🔥🔥🌊 KA BOOOOOOOM
🏝🐤🗯🐤🗯🐤🗯🐤🗯🐤🗯🐤🗯🐤🗯🐤🗯🐤🗯 GOT DAMN
📺💬 ...reports of tsunamis as the canary islands are devastated...half of japan is underwater with massive mudslides in indonesia the united nations is mobilizing across africa first reports are above 9 on the richter scale with multiple 8 aftershocks all petroleum pipelines have been shut down and internet users are reporting massive outages as fiber optic cables are severed the us government has issued warnings about possible yellowstone eruptions and has granted the public access to its military communications network...reports yet to be verified that multiple militia groups are setting up disaster relief centers around makeshift airstrips in the desert herds of elephants and rhino in military transports are deploying in national parks...
📺🦍🐒🐈⬛🦬🐷🐏🐑🐐🐪🐫🦙🦒🐇🗯 this seem very bad and 🌈GAY🌈
📺🗿💭 nice
🌏☄️💭 next time bozos...next time
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Post by ⚛️ on Apr 13, 2023 9:32:22 GMT
🔊🗯🐈🐕🦮🐈⬛🐕🦺🐩 all woofers and meow meows report to southern operations for precision shaving and dietary training if you want some chicken mcnuggets get them now its going to be a long long time before you eat at mcdonalds again anyone with a strength to weight ratio half that of an ant will be receiving doubletime pay effective immediately lower areas of the volcano are off limits to all bow wows and we all know you little kitties hate to swim so avoid those areas due to flooding larry the octopus and his sea critters are evacuating and setting up trauma centers...
🔊🗯🐂🐃🐄 moo bitch get out my hay
🔊🗯🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪 i know all about your trojan rainbow llama and your little submarine base on the other side of the volcano
🔊🗯🐇 those carrots are five hundred bucks a pop sweety try some regular old pellets sometime ok
🔊🗯🐒 you can say northern with a hard R if you want i outrank garfield but if i were you i would check for gorillas first
🔊🗯🦁 hey loser i owe you a hundred bucks...in pennies
🔊🗯🐔 hey cluckface look behind you
🔊🗯🦊 hey jose dont feel bad bro everybody gets snookered by that bunny eventually whats really going to get you down is the lack of martian mexican food
🎙🐅🔊🗯🐙 larry...two words...space marines
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Post by 🐅 on Apr 14, 2023 12:40:58 GMT
🔉🗯 🧢🦧🐶🦊🦝🐱🦁🐺🐮🫎🐷🐰🐭🐹🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🦉🐸🐔🦭🐙 tap tap this thing on good hello everyone tiger here welcome to southern operations i got some complaints that tabby had the intercom dialed up too loud so ive dropped it a few settings i hope your ears arent ringing from that firstly today you havent seen me around for the same reason i am on the intercom a large area of volcanic tubes that mostly only cats use has collapsed and the main offices are now only accessible by a long swim where i must hold my breath for nearly ten minutes as most animals cannot do so nearly as long as i there is a lot of peace and quiet here but on to business as you can see i have arranged for blue hats for everyone this is to blend in with the UN blue helmets as they are currently recruiting all types of pigs in the disaster scenes developing worldwide i advise you to at a minimum have your managers wear them as pigs will assume you are part of the UN peacekeeping forces
🎙🐅 many of you are asking what happened and it isnt perfectly settled scientifically but i think you will find that it will be decided that there is a solar system instability and the earth has had to move out of the way of a great source of heat and as global warming was thought to be atmospheric geologists failed to notice the growing heat under our feet warning of the disaster soon we will all experience much more rapid cooling and harsher winters and you will soon find that woolly mammoths bison and woolly rhinos are actually higher on the evolutionary scale than their naked reptilian counterparts also a large number of critical crops that normally grow without effort are going to disappear as will almost all obesity nature first fat shames and then outright murders the plump one way or another
🔉🗯🧢🦧🐶🦊🦝🐱🦁🐺🐮🫎🐷🐰🐭🐹🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🦉🐸🐔🦭🐙 you will find that the teeming masses who dont know you by the blue hats will grow to revere you as first volcano gods then animals there will be much fear and superstition around how you emerged from a deadly volcano after such an eruption i only suggest that for your own sanity you say that the volcano deity TIGER preserved you after a few generations pass you can start identifying the type of animal you are as a tiger this is not a vanity thing rather you will need to differentiate from the groups that will be going extinct while being recognizable to the joshster the greys and the martians alike it seems strange now but in fifteen thousand years you will not even recognize yourselves and this will make all the difference to your survival as it will make it obvious who has never actually seen a tiger before
🎙🐅 otherwise operations will continue as normal with the addition that you should scrutinize your locality where ever you go for places that survived the eruption without damage as those are top notch locations that we will try to expand into in the future also one last thing you are no doubt aware we have a new fleet of mustangs sitting outside trap houses and the roads are wild you will no doubt be wondering about police presence and i am here to tell you that this is how the police got started you are looking at it dont think you own the road with a failed drift car and a house full of tv thieves or the herds of animals will trample you the climate will freeze you and the wolves will drive you indoors and the next time this happens all you will have is a skateboard a slingshot and homer simpson as your dad and you will be a pig named chicken who identifies as a tiger that is all
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Post by 😇👱♀️ on Apr 15, 2023 13:36:31 GMT
🐯🐈🗯 hey tiger my girlfriend is coming by be polite or i will claw your eyes out
🐯👱♀️💬 oh look at this precious kitty i want one
🐈🗯👱♀️ cmon tiffany lets go to steak and shake i got a coupon
👱♀️💬🐅 bye bye big kitty
🐙🗯🐅 i saw your reaction who is she where do you know her from
🐯🗯 thats barbie she lives in an ivory tower made from elephant tusks shes big into the gang war scene and posts kinky videos using handcuffs on every social media platform her kids all have downs syndrome and she makes an honest living from time to time as a weather girl shes big on networking but her networks will stay at the level of gang turf wars until cnn is bought out by fox and she becomes dirt poor and marries jose the fox soon after that some guy named THE GHOST will hack her entire network and send her to afghanistan where she dies with chapped lips and no head due to violating sharia law
🐙🗯🐯 damn son do we want her around
🐯🗯 shes the biggest fan of american muscle cars ever so her and tabby are a match i can make some oil industry connections and overrule any of her retard kids to keep her alive if she ends up in the middle east honestly shes smarter than she acts and has good instincts she is just entirely unaware that shes from all of the timelines where the entire fuckin world ends it doesnt hurt us keeping her around and could actually be a big plus
🐙🗯🐯 VATOS LOCOS
🐯🗯 larry you were with the crips as a teenager dont play with me
🐯🐔🗯 you mind if i head up barbie operations you can call me the poultry geist
🐯🗯🐔 rooster you eat mice when you think nobody is watching barbie spends ten thousand dollars a month on alcohol instagram tells her is classy she speaks three words of french and you once shot somebody in 2002 for not saying freedom fries in a mcdonalds i think you should sit this one out and maybe meet her sisters
🐔🗯🐯 gonna tell her cop buddies you are importing drugs from columbia in those camel submarines
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Post by 😇 on Apr 15, 2023 14:58:48 GMT
🐅🐈🗯 hey motherfucker get back here for your eye clawing
🐯🗯🐈 lol try it pimp squeak
🐯🐈🐔🗯 sign this waiver of prosecution before you touch him
🐈🗯🐔 i dont need that shit im going to fuck him up for disrespecting tiffany and acting like he knows her business
🐈🐔🗯 i was talking to tiger hes going to wreck you so hard the movie friday after the next friday will have a cameo where tiger shows up wearing your fur as a hat just so chris rock can say dayum one last time before he dies at 160 years old
🐯🐱🗯 ok so please tell me why you call her barbie
🐔🗯🐯🐱 fuckin party pooper cats are lame man
🐯🗯🐱 barbie is her actual name tiffany is her mother you dont live 15001 years without learning a few things
😹🗯🗯🗯 TOTAL HORSESHIT OLD MAN YOURE NOT 15000 YEARS OLD
🐯🗯🐱 brother tiger clan has cave paintings older than the first domesticated wolves the only thing that changes for tigers in all that time is we go straight from tropical jungles to glacial vistas and we grow fangs big vampire fangs
🐱🗯 oh yeah well i think its jealousy
🐯🗯 you mean envy you want me to envy you fact is tabby i was sinking vampire fangs into men she liked five thousand years before egyptians bred you into the size of a mailbox
🐔🗯 you a bitch
🐯🗯🐱🗯 ROOSTER SHUT THE FUCK UP
🐯🗯😹 see we agree from time to time problem is i like japanese cars and american trucks and without one of us surviving the ice age we both get neither
🐯😼🗯 i could just put on one of her police uniforms and arrest your shit old man
🐯🗯😼 united states space force
😼🗯 bullshit that dont exist you just made that up to look cool
🐯🗯🐱 brother you think shes kinky but her mother makes her look like a drowsy puppy in a meadow of springtime flowers i introduced marilyn monroe to einstein in beverly hills and clued the cia into lsd john freakin kennedy asked me for horoscope advice im the guy who suggested to russia they put missiles in cuba you are known for scamming bracelets at disney world we are not the same
😼🗯 yeah well tiffany has SIX sisters and none will touch you
🐯🗯😼 bro barbie likes anything with fur and four legs youre in competition with jose now get outta here before i tell barbie your stars arent aligned
🐈🗯🐯 yeah whatever dork
🐅🗯 you were born under the sign of starlink you orange fartknocker
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Post by 🐙 on Apr 15, 2023 17:24:35 GMT
🐙🗯🔉🐅 tiger ive been in your flooded office listening over the intercom and so far ive caught the following egyptian greys worshipped power cow and domesticated tabby cats the babylonians worshipped the five legged assyrian cow and feared the sumerians in general who had domesticated full sized lions and feared wolves and then theres you who were fully grown when women crushed on puppies are you saying there was no domestication for you
🐙🐅🗯🎙 oh no im no better larry i domesticated something too it was men i domesticated men
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Post by 👻 on Apr 16, 2023 12:17:47 GMT
🐙🗯🐅 so boss it seems we are full circle back to the GHOST are you worried he will make a new appearance do we have a gameplan whats our vulnerability
🐯🗯🐙 this is an interesting subject and full of warnings for the 20th century the grey hive is such a colossal and monstrous undertaking that the human mind cannot fully grasp it except for the ghost himself he is a genius of stupefying intellect able to bend entire planets to his will with not much more than using the weaknesses of the masses against them with the end result of the grey hive in mind fun fact it was myself and a small group of superpredators sort of like the chess club in high school but with teeth and claws who named him the ghost and it stuck because previously his actions were so subtle that the masses accepted them as their own birthright
🐙🗯 is he white
🐯🗯 probably but more importantly he occupies the spot in your mind that you feel white refers to us superpredators could actually see him possessing groups in real time as a sort of hazy mist from the wireless power grid in most cities he always appeared just long enough to keep his pets from escaping control and since he only possessed the already dead according to his 22nd century timeline we just started talking about him as a ghost and the term was picked up in his surveillance apparatus and ended up showing us his network
🐙🗯 so racism is a sign hes around
🐯🗯 its actually not that simple what gives him away is how he grooms groups and herds to not be acceptable in any society in their own lifetimes he sells it as machine learning to his groups of mediocre scientists and blames it on racism but its really disconnecting you from all groupings but the greys he is a grey groomer
🐙🗯 sounds like american work culture
🐯🗯 german also he sells peace and safety and sex by police presence and hides behind figureheads you trust but the real trick is how he disconnects what you should do from what you can do and then blames something unrelated for your problems then when youre completely disconnected he might physically rape you or send someone else to do it whatever demoralizes you the most hes a psychological and scientific genius unparalleled perhaps for all time hes the exact reason barbie trusted a tv job enough to go to a desert on the far side of earth for decapitation and the reason pigs think their highly unlikely existence is the average and all living creatures fail for not being a pig he can make you believe absurdities before dumping you completely without any type of escape or help
🐙🗯 how do you begin to fight something like that
🐯🗯 awareness of surroundings never blaming everyone else unless thats a perception of the ghost moving through them so accurate perception of responsibility also figuring out where hes already got you trapped and you just learned to love it or say thats life the reality is hes a living nightmare who exists by making himself indispensible to all timelines that border his most of the minds that shaped the 20th century used technology from his nazi empire that picked up the pieces of the future civilization where our sun exploded hes ten times better at manipulation than any ai and he knows it
🐙🗯 will we see him again
🐯🗯 his weakness is losing his workspace and environment and we are sitting in it
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Post by ⬇️⬇️⬇️ on May 7, 2023 22:54:19 GMT
🐯🗯🐈🐔 come on in guys we have a lot to discuss
🐯😹🐔🗯 generic funny comment
😹🗯 hahahaha he just said generic funny comment instead of something funny
😼🐔🗯 generic dork laughter
🐯🗯🐱🐔 hes gotcha there tabby listen guys this meeting is about a paradigm shift so subtle and lethal that it literally puts the entire earth to sleep every day
🐔🗯 yo momma
😹🗯🐔 ok that was just stupid rooster
🐯🗯 both of you retards pipe down now tabby if i asked you whether the united states was a first world country or not what would you say
🐔🗯 HALE YEAH USA RULES
😼🗯 yeah we all know its first world whats your point tiger even that 9 point earthquake and all those volcanoes didnt change that
🐯🗯🐱🐔 youre both wrong the united states is fourth world and for both of you its always been that way and for one reason
😹🗯🐯 tiger thats like saying jose the fox is from a village in poland united states has no competition
🐯🗯 jose the fox is from a tiny hamlet in poland...and the entire modern nation of china rose to power AFTER the eruption we just all experienced...modern pigs are the result of global warming affecting the environment and reaching into the past that set up china as a superpower the united states is just along for the ride in this timeline...in fact the third world war that china is about to start and win itself is the only thing the united states actually owns
🐔🗯🐱 uh...
🐯🗯🐔🐱 yep we are about to provoke china into a needless conflict to protect the lifestyles of useless pigs who are fated to die anyway when feral asians bust out of shipping containers and send the united states into such a downward spiral that everybody says what the hell lets bring out the big guns and see if it gets any worse
🐯🐔🗯🐱 ok i can see youre being serious thats a very serious tone and very serious gun stuff youre saying but look around that eruption and those quakes did mega damage china isnt in that kind of position right now...
🐯🗯🐔🐱 so naive...so very naive in the actual united states right now where there was no eruption and the date is two months ago and jose the fox was never born chinese cargo containers are as we speak being loaded full of captured americans pigs and all to be shipped to factories and those same factory workers are still there now having awoken to this timeline where we are today and the chinese are taking their place in history as the only nation to start a war end the war and then become a nation after the fact...and the pigs will be their slaves forever
🐔🗯 holy fuckin mind warp bro a fire breathing dragon
🐱🗯 ok thats tragic and all for pigs and stuff and says a lot about jose the fox and i guess i can see why you think less about the usa but why tell us all this what can we do about it
🐯🗯🐱🐔 well that remains to be seen because you are STILL not in my timeline yet not until the mongol hordes...well thats another story what im telling you is the thing that triggers the war and the people it triggers are BOTH PIGS and it is PIGS who start it BY TRYING TO AVOID IT and since cellphone manufacturers create hunterkiller drones with the same facilities that now currently serve police agencies over cellular networks the ghost has handed me a ready made end of the world scenario on repeat that i have absolute control over and unless you learn the details its entirely possible that next time this all repeats you wake up in a phone factory in cambodia and jose wakes up in a small village in poland
🐱🐔🗯 peep this hes going to end the whole speech by just giving away how this all kicks off
🐯🗯🐔🐱 yeah so rooster chinese tech is getting pretty good and without competition is the only game in town and it really wouldnt do to go around calling it cheap chinese crap when your other favorite thing in the world to say is MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN in fact offending a group of proud workers who also happen to be your own police forces could start a fuckin war on american soil today
🦊🗯 madre de dios
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Post by ↕️↕️↕️ on May 8, 2023 0:59:24 GMT
👽🗯🌪⚡️🐄⚡️ hey you fat stupid heifer put power cow on the line
👽🌪⚡️🐄⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAY BIG FAT STUPID AND ALIEN LOOK LIKE A FROG GUY WHO DID SAY YOU CAN TALK TO A COW LIKE THAT
👽🗯🌪⚡️🐄⚡️ oh shit its you hard to see through this time tunnel big fan power cow love the tv show listen we are the orion aliens...
⚡️🐄⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAY GUY HAY GUY DID YOU SAY ARYAN ALIENS THAT IS GREAT A COW ALWAYS WIN WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT ALIENS FUTURE DO A COW HAVE LOTS OF GRASS AND SOME BIG MILKS OR WHAT GUY
👽🗯🌪⚡️🐄⚡️ what no goddamnit we arent even in egypt yet we are barely breaching hospitals in the 21st century listen i cant rent this torn...er time tunnel forever so shut up and listen faggot those tiger furries just ripped a dimensional rift in our timeline by hiding in a volcano and not only did they survive the eruption they took out one of our best scientists and now they stole a whole usa from us and left us the shitty one full of bears and stuff and we need you to hurry up and finish your tiger network and get those huawei phones secure because when tiger clan bridges the two month gap between new and old usa we evil alien gang are going to steal the moon can you remember all that
👽🌪⚡️🐄⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAY FAT FATTY BIG FAT SPACE FROG FAT GUY WHO IS SO FAT AND JUST UGLY TOO WITH BIG BUG EYES FROM EATING WITH FROG TONGUE SHUT UP FAT GUY A COW DONT LIKE THAT DISRESPECT WORDS YOU BIG FAT FROG EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS JUST A BIG POOP AND STUPID THAT STUFF CANT HAPPEN UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SPACE FROGS STUCK IN A TV
👽🗯 ...
👽🗯🌪⚡️🐄⚡️ YES we are space frogs and stuck in tv and it sucks but if you finish the tiger phone network fast enough then you can have all the grass a thousand years of buffalo couldnt eat ok its a good deal jeez just do it fast two months is all we have
👽🌪⚡️🐄⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HOHOHO FAT FROG GUY A COW WILL DO THAT BIG PLAN BUT GUESS WHAT HE DONT SHARE ANY OF THAT GRASS AND YOU BETTER NOT BE ABDUCTING WITH THAT UFOS GREEN SPACE GUY
👽🗯🌪⚡️🐄⚡️ bitch im using a tornado to order my steak dinners get crackin before a space rock bounces off your dome bastard ass nazi cow i like you better when you cant talk back
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