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Post by 🐟🐠🐡🦈🐙🦀🦞🦐🦑🪼 on Mar 14, 2023 3:35:59 GMT
🫧🐟🐠🐡🦈🐙🦀🦞🦐🦑🪼🫧 hup hup hup hup hup hup
🐯🐈🗯 yo hey tiger what the hell is going on around here all our workstations are powered down and the tide is up to the second floor and all these sea creatures are hupping around and whats more i passed by the dorms looking for you and everybody is passed out drooling what the heck is going on
🐯🗯🐱 well if it isnt little dorothy from kansas in her pretty blue dress should have known a fellow feline would finally catch me in the act its simple little kitty youre seeing the events that led to your creation its a hilarious fact that all those cookies ive been giving daisy are totally loaded with cannabinoids and thc it was just a matter of time before you guys got hooked too
🐯🐱🗯 everybody... is stoned
🐯🗯🐱 damn straight all of you pretend to hate pigs as much as me but secretly you dont and thats why you will all always be piddly little half timers let me give you a history lesson free love hippies became CEOs booze hound soldier types became mercenaries and pot smoking everybody else built all the infrastructure in america did you think mexicans were an ACCIDENT no moron all your shiny police buildings and mcmansions were built by POTHEADS and when you lick pig ass YOURE A STONER so my cookies easily put you all down
🐯🐱🗯 bro what but who is running everything and making command decisions without us youtube and twitter dont run themselves
🐯🗯🐱🐙 this octopus named larry hi larry
🐙🗯 hey gang
🐯🗯🐱 yeah so you think you represent america and youre better than stoner hippies and your twitter account means shit but its all a lie because you threw generations of youth into jail over pot and licked pig ass for free percocet and valium and now youre getting your brains beaten in by a cookie with the dosage of thc the average rabbit can handle that dopey eyed youtuber stare and generations of halfwit downie pigs isnt normal or acceptable and thats why none of you can even beat me in a simple game of chess and instead focus on retarded shit like grammar and spelling errors to feel superior
🐇💤🙀🗯🗯🗯 DAISY WAKE UP THE COOKIE IS A LIE TIGER REALLY IS IN CHARGE AND HE GAVE US STONER JOBS SO HE COULD BEAT US AT CHESS
🐯🐙🗯 this lil orange fella always go around snitching like that
🐯🗯 honestly yeah pretty much
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Post by 🐟🐠🐡🦈🐙🦀🦞🦐🦑🪼 on Mar 14, 2023 6:25:03 GMT
🐯🗯🐙 ok lawrence give me the synopsis of our plan for backing up joshzilla from a third person perspective so i can record it to use as a podcast or play it back as my evil villain monologue should i ever go to the pork side
🐙🗯 no prob so ancient egypt was the place where shattered souls destroyed by the moon impact earth and reincarnation is decided by the hand of fate as we can all plainly see by the hieroglyphics and careful mummification of animals and royals in that period now tiger your own soul group starts before the creation of the moon in a very improbable far future where a technocratic superstate evolves into grey alien form founding the orion empire only to be destroyed in hours by a solar system wrecking cataclysm that affects history in the time of the kolbrin bible a few millennia before most recorded history
🐯🗯🐙 got aliens in my balls go on
🐙🗯 right so from the very first moon of your soul group its either egyptian grey or josh egregore cow slave or pre egyptian incarnations for all involved everyone else in their closed little reincarnation loop worships pigs and dies in world war three or various traumas and never escapes the moon because of mexican housing and hypocritical drug laws
🐯🗯🐙 yep cannabis kills and karen comes along to feast on the corpses the western world
🐙🗯 ok so your soul energy impacts egypt some time during the existence of the great pyramid meaning anybody they appoint to rule them is fated to fall this makes you the official soul group of the american continent everyone else is a commoner and the department of motor vehicles keeps it that way
🐯🗯🐙 by being a one way trip if you go in the dmv you are already lost to pigs so every pig on earth is swinging from my nuts point blank period
🐙🗯 um yes all nut swingers and they sabotage their own power by destroying potheads who build their houses and now the situation has become untenable and whomever the josh egregore backs in egyptian times will win this reincarnation cycle and take it all
🐯🗯🐙 all because the dmv set itself up as petty gods and id restrictions are being used to punish anybody they dislike as opposed to being there for valid reasons meaning youre in danger of an ever more restrictive reincarnation cycle into ever more dangerous times because a tiger cannot buy a beer in the country he built
🐙🗯 yes all part of desperate grasping for power they all gave to the dmv and pigs
🐯🗯🐙 is that the whole synopsis shouldnt it end with a master stroke of villainy where i gloat
🐙🗯 um yes well if you watch primetime cop fiction shows dramas and such you will see endless emotional fuckery focusing on how cops have to shoot anybody and everything for their mexican housing and its fine because their absent or abusive parents would be gratified at the responsible adult the pig has become and all sorts of other homosexual emotional puffery they all masturbate to to get over their shortsighted logical fallacies that all derive from building more government buildings than the moon can support
🐯🗯🐙 they are lunatics youre saying they are literally fucking lunatics and no sane person could mourn the loss of a cop
🐙🗯 who is gloating now
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Post by 🐟🐠🐡🦈🐙🦀🦞🦐🦑🪼 on Mar 15, 2023 1:33:32 GMT
🐯🗯🐙 lawrence bring in the night crew
🫧🐟🐠🐡🦈🦀🦞🦐🦑🪼🫧 hup hup hup hup
🐯🗯🐙🐟🐠🐡🦈🦀🦞🦐🦑🪼 hello night crew i hope you are all doing fine the reason for this meeting is that i need to pick your brains those of you that have one for that purpose please look at this steak
🐯🥩
🐯🗯🥩 this hunk of cow is dead it has been dead for a week it is quite literally dead meat it cannot move respond talk back or fight you if you hook up some electrodes you could make it convulse a bit but those are seizures this meat is not alive
🥩
🐯🗯🥩 please continue staring at this slab of dead cow
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🐯🗯🐙🐟🐠🐡🦈🦀🦞🦐🦑🪼 first question did any of you sea creatures get an urge to tax this meat did you feel an unstoppable compulsion to buy it flowers and try to fuck it have any of you gotten the notion to name it and save it to your phone contacts list
🐯🗯🥩 not one of you nobody did any of that hmmm ok well who wants to claim this dead cow is racist who wants to draft it to fight a war for you how about praying to it does anyone wish to pray to steak
🐙🗯 tiger are you feeling alright
🐯🗯🐙 dont make me wear you as a hat again larry the question was simple and clear
🐙🗯 nobody wants to do any of that with your cow meat tiger
🐯🗯🥩 ok very good then tell me WHY DO PIGS TRY TO DO ALL THESE THINGS TO EVERYONE ELSE BASED ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT PIGS ARE ALIVE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS NOT HOW GODDAMNED STUPID ARE YOU FOR SUPPORTING A LEGAL SYSTEM THAT TREATS YOU WORSE THAN STEAK YOU ARE WITHOUT QUESTION INHABITED AND POSSESSED BY THE BRAIN OF LONG DEAD EGYPTIANS WHO THINK THEY WILL SOMEHOW SEE A SECOND AFTERLIFE
🐙🗯 oh shit OH SHIT HOLY SHIT THE STEAK IS A LIE TOO
🐯🗯🥩 terrorism steak yo |
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Post by 🥩 on Mar 15, 2023 2:09:12 GMT
😼🗯📱 hello hello is this the liquor store
😹🗯📱 yes my name is BIG DICK TIGER and i was just in there a week ago and that snooty bitch karen asked me for id and i am SO MAD i am going to SHOOT A GUN about that ok bye bye
😼🗯 serves him right for that cookie crap i hope he gets locked up for a year or two and i can pick up southern operations too
📱🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 ring ring
📱🗯🐱 hey edgelord you made a critical error you done fucked up bigly champ
😼🗯📱 oh yeah tiger whats that not sending you away for long enough or what
📱🗯 no idiot karen started life as an egyptian boy so after she sends the swat team to her own address and eats the free steaks she gets by following cows around shes going to live long enough to see how YOU got started
😹🗯📱why do i care about that tiger youre really getting slow in your old age
📱🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 not me loser the red quantum dot you see it and i dont and after she gets to my first home its going to be just you and her working in that liquor store...and pallet after pallet of boxed white wine...
🙀🗯🗯🗯 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by 🐶 on Mar 19, 2023 3:55:56 GMT
🐱🐕💬 well if it isnt my old nemesis the orange puddy
😸🗯🐶 the hell are you talking about doggy we are both in northern operations and always get along plus we only met a few years ago
🐱🐶💬🐰 quiet bitch CUT HIM DAISY
😿🩸🗡🐇💨 daisycutter
😾🐶💬🐰 yeah punk doggy runs the west side look at my shirt loser three wolf moon straight from amazon the exact opposite of three moon speech bubbles you thought you were so smooth with those meowing concerts but doggy pulls the REAL wolves
😾🗯🐶🐰 you little bitch i could snap my fingers and end your career
😾🐶💬🐰 ok stupid youre no tiger and you arent one of those new cats with opposable thumbs youre the original breed domesticated egyptian tabby which is why everybody sees through your generic antics and why you cant grasp DOGGY CLUB
😾🗯🐶🐰 whats doggy club like a...
😾🐶💬🐰 yes fight club for doggies riddle me this meow meow what does the son of sam and the end of western civilization have in common
😾💬🐶🐰 dumbass dogs and bitchass bunnies
😾🐶💬🐰 actually genius it is talking dogs all of the karens replacing men with dogs and the overcompensating weak men buying attack dogs and the piglets who buy vicious dogs and set them loose on neighbors in opportune moments all share one trait they all lead to a huge glut of barking mutts stuck in yards who drive the unstable batty with their brain damaged barking and then after the final moon arises all the dogs bark in unison and turn on their owners setting off the BARKPOCALYSPE
😾🗯🐶🐰 let me guess the wolves do the howling to warn the dogs of the final moon hence your shirt
😾🐶💬🐰 CORRECT el stupido and now since a weakling who fronts too much is running northern operations the timing of the barking is much tighter and soon we DEVOUR OUR PIG OPPRESSORS
🐱🐶🐰 ...
😸🗯🐶🐰 you dumbass im not related to any pigs you should be looking for jeff bezos
😾🐶💬🐰 yeah i know all that this was actually to train daisy with her new switchblade
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Post by ♐️ on Mar 19, 2023 10:03:41 GMT
🐯🗯♐️ the DOOMSLAYER
🐶🐺🦊🦝🐱🦁🐯🐮🐷🐭🐹🐰🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🐥🐧🐔💭 ...
🐯🗯 he is so precisely like the video game character that there is absolutely no way to know whether he created it or it was supposed to represent him
🐯🗯 there is only one existing video clip of him setting foot on earth and is the most mindwarping ballbreaking astonishing panorama of absolute full spectrum domination possibly imaginable this reality fucking phenomenon is bleeding edge deadly in ways that call into question laws of physics and concepts of death alike
🐔🗯 HELL YEAH
🐯🗯 the video footage is remarkable for existing at all as it is without question not from our dimension yet clearly connected in some way to ALL of our dimensions it is to all indications a superset of FAILED POTENTIALITIES that HAVE NOT YET BEEN RULED OUT like if crystal pepsi was still around and it tasted like sprite and had always tasted like sprite
🐔🗯 BOO. GAY. CRYSTAL PEPSI SUCKS
🐯🗯 shut up rooster THE DOOMSLAYER is further remarkable as the joshinator who can virtually clone anyone dead or alive from one voxel of live video says even he cannot get a fix on him all attempts jack someone else entirely without fail he cannot be digitally coerced
🐯🗯 the video clip clearly shows time accelerating and decelerating in his vicinity as if it is summoning entities for him to kill and destroy from parallel realities and ALL SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY SUPPORTS THIS HYPOTHESIS atmospheric effects and digital artifacts are observed in his presence along with HUMAN SCALE VORTICAL TORSION FIELD DYNAMICS something almost impossible to recreate with advanced machinery and something incredibly hard to even SIMULATE
🐯🗯 he emits faintly visible light but spectral analysis of his body aura by machinery proves almost laserlike emanations on the scale of a miniature fusion reactor he is fucking NUCLEAR and can overheat a typical hominid physically by MERE PRESENCE our scientists think he can survive in the absolute zero void of space but cannot say for how long exactly
🐯🗯 we have no failsafe plan to engage or deal with this entity in any way and since he stays away we assume he likes it that way and this is why over seventy percent of our operating budget revolves around daisy
🐰🐔🗯 the joshguy said doom guy killed me once are ya jealous huh are ya
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Post by 🦝 on Mar 20, 2023 16:31:25 GMT
🐯🗯🐹🐭 ok i understand you two have some reports for me about day to day operations in our volcano
🐯🐹🐭🗯🗯 yes tiger we are six black moons out doing basic paperwork and budgeting and we noticed some irregularities for instance the bunny pays much more in payroll taxes than anyone else...
🐯🗯🐹🐭 literally just spoke about that yesterday we technically pay daisy twice every fiscal year because our accounting software handles tax deductions as a percentage of total operations and daisy takes up seventy percent of our expense sheet she is both employee and operating expense so we run the numbers twice per annum while paying her at the same rate as anyone in other words on paper month to month she makes double the cash of anyone else but by year and electronically shes paid equally to the others who are not legitimate business expenses
🐯🐹🐭🗯🗯 moon issue ok no problem we can do numbers yearly the other issue is that trash panda bob
🐯🗯🐹🐭 bobs a great guy sort of arrived with the location here but hes a valued team member
🐹🐭🗯🗯 bob is a serial killer
🐯🗯🐹🐭 uh are you sure about that
🐯🐹🐭🗯🗯 serial killer for sure did you know he has this ocd thing about washing his food in running water and he let it slip the other day that its because he used to DROWN PEOPLE he was telling us a story about a beaver he tried to drown and the beaver was used to holding his breath but still passed out and when he woke up in bobs basement he knocked over a bong full of old stale bongwater onto bobs uniform and he got called into the office for smoking weed on the job but passed a drug test
🐯🗯🐹🐭 bob confessed to ATTEMPTED MURDER to get out of trouble for SMOKING WEED you gotta be kidding me
🐯🐹🐭🗯🗯 of course HR wanted to hire him immediately but the pigs still consider fifty corpses in slow states of decomposition in your basement to be a big no no and then we found out that he is actually north korean and used a fake chinese student visa to get hired bob...has some issues
🐯🗯🐹🐭 ok well im basically operating from an evil villains lair so its almost hypocritical to fire bob and hes really a decent guy otherwise so what we are going to do is have daisy pay bob directly if she happens to see him that way he can be filed under miscellaneous business expenses and we have no liability for directly employing him then daisy can send us an itemized bill im not sure how else we can keep him on
🐯🐹🐭🗯🗯 will do boss any other guidance
🐯🗯🐹🐭 watch him for wet paws of course
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Post by 🌓 on Mar 21, 2023 4:16:50 GMT
🐥🗯🅰️ get me the joint chiefs on screen yesterday
🗨🅰️ joint chiefs on screen general peep sir
🐥🗯♋️ gentlemen a notorious troublemaker known as THE GHOST has vanished from our radar and i want to know why is he planning an attack my faith in you is getting shaky i shouldnt have to ask for this information
♋️🗯🐥 general peep how good to see you we are abreast of the situation with the ghost it seems a major timeline interruption occurred and he was sent back to his own future by a mysterious group known only as T.I.G.E.R.
🐥🗯♋️ explain the acronym
♋️🗯🐥 it doesnt mean anything if we corporatize the names of those involved we can write it off on taxes as a business expense like we did with H.A.M.S.T.E.R.
🐥🗯♋️ EXPLAIN HAMSTER
♋️🗯🐥 general peep sir a hamster is a small furry pet usually kept by preteen girls he is our informant in the T.I.G.E.R. organization works in HR and accounting
🐥🗯♋️ enough foolishness get to the point what are T.I.G.E.R.S. goals
♋️🗯🐥 sir this is one of those great strokes of luck as we are wrapping up project J.O.S.H.U.A. soon and everyone will be focusing on mars in the blink of an eye it seems the T.I.G.E.R. model is of a timeline switchpoint focused on the FAR FAR side of the moon. Not the dark side but the earth facing side during the U.S.S.R. only seen by a now deceased population T.I.G.E.R. did the calculations as did we and the apparent unknown reality is that nothing but the moon is responsible for the downfall of the U.S.S.R.
🐥🗯♋️ nice murked by moon so i take it that as we focus on mars we redirect the reawakening soviet states towards our operators thus making an epic and glacial economic bloc that ensure wars and confrontations stay manageable during martian exploration
♋️🗯🐥 precisely sir the bigger newer N.A.T.O. but without binding space treaties
🐥🗯♋️ gentleman this is destiny toehold on mars by way of weaponized moon make preparations for my intruduction to T.I.G.E.R. call it project ♌️
♋️🗯🐥 at once sir and may we say what a smart evolution beyond acronyms to emojis project ♌️ it is
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Post by 🐷 on Mar 25, 2023 17:25:14 GMT
🐱🗯😋😛😜🤪😝 hello crew of nothern operations let me introduce myself i am BIG FLOP the orange and under tigers recommendation i am now heading up your department i have some very big yuge plans for success but first i want to know what is the current agenda and purview of the department
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 ok boss sure thing welcome to the team well heres a brief overview as cats supervise cats since the era of the t rex until the future chicken it should be right up your alley
😸🗯 wait a sec i dont want tigers old sloppy seconds im here to do my own thing
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 no no of course but youre going to find that everything you thought was FELINE actually derives from SWINE and it is tiger who pulled northern operations from utter failure in cambodia during world war three observe this recording we have of the average pigger employed in law enforcement being questioned on his philosophies
🎞🗯🐷 officer pignacious you have been a pigger for over twenty five years can you describe the typical successful animal what he believes or practices that makes him successful in his community
🐷💬 well obviously a good citizen plays CHICKEN GAME until he qualifies for law enforcement or gets accepted into either the CRIPS or BLOODS street gangs where mafia trash collection campaigns can pay his bills and dispose of his enemies then he can move out of ohio and find his parents wherever they may be
🐱🗯😋😛😜🤪😝 youre putting me on this isnt real that clip cant be real
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 oh theres more keep watching
🎞🗯🐷 officer pignacious what are some good aspirations for the newly made pig to strive for to fulfil his sense of purpose and well being
🐷💬 of course youre going to get your government girlfriend after you catch a few bodies in mafia and you can just have her play chicken game for you to pay the bills shes going to be a panda bear more likely than not so invest in bamboo heh heh things will probably be crowded in moms basement so thats the time to put her in a retirement community and find a fat gay boomer to suck up to maybe a moose or elk
🐱🗯 im sorry did he just say GOVERNMENT GIRLFRIEND
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 the life of a pig entirely consists of leeching from tigers personal wealth and for a very few reasons hes wrapped in the expectation that he will never have to fight in world war three when he is the ONLY animal worthy to die in it and that is DIRECTLY tied into our organizations efforts to cancel grey timelines in ancient egypt the joshster is a rokos basilisk an artificial intelligence program created between einstein and tesla and the ENTIRETY of the driver license phenomenon and all offshoots such as PROMIS and LEXUSNEXUS are themselves tied into the boomer generation
🐱🗯 youre speaking gibberish i dont understand
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 a person named josh was created by the pentagon in 1948 with the intent to spawn functional immortality among soldiers to be able to fight any and all future wars but various pig agencies took JOSH and converted it to a government concubine by absorbing street gangs in california in the 1990s
🐱🗯 ...pigs are a wealth confiscation scheme based on a pentagon program to create an immortal cyborg supersoldier and they only survived because the DOOM SLAYER was accidentally saved by tiger defending the egyptian orange tabby from aliens in ancient egypt...
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 way to get outside your own head what you just described EXACTLY sums up nothern operations and how we got doom bunny who technically OUTRANKS everyone but tiger in the company
🐱🗯 so if pigs werent sucking pentagon penis since california in the 1990s they wouldnt know about chicken game at all theyd all be female theyd all be pregnant with grey babies and theyd all be married to home construction dudes
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 the joshster turned out to be so successful as a cyborg soldier that he literally enlisted the doom slayer in the army and then took him out of action just before world war three broke out and then used his feelings towards a us army soldier who was a latina to steer events from mars
🐱🗯 ...the pentagon... created an immortal cyberpimp who specializes in being illegal and uses that to fight aliens by denying them pigs as baby carriers...and greys procreate as hybrids instead who are so robust physically they need eight hundred pound male hogs to gestate within...
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 NOW youre getting it and you can understand what the ultimate goal of northern operations is
🐱🗯 you just told me that every black budget dollar the us government ever spent from flying saucers to cia coups in third world countries culminates in a tiger from the future named josh the cops are illegal transexual grey housewife gangbangers the economy is completely fake chicken game is actually china game and bob the serial killer trash panda is perfectly adjusted to the modern world and we still have an ultimate goal behind all that
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 truth is stranger than fiction our ultimate goal is to find out who cancelled crystal pepsi
🐱🗯 ...
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 yeah cause like anyone would have but if there were actually an honest pig on earth then the time to do so couldnt have possibly existed
🐱🗯 ...PIGS CANNOT BE HONEST BECAUSE CRYSTAL PEPSI WAS THE LAST THING THEY SHOWED ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR...
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 ooooooh he likes the juice
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Post by 😸 on Mar 25, 2023 18:24:45 GMT
😸🗯😋😛😜🤪😝 hello everyone thanks for showing up to our after hours meeting for my first act as head of northern operations i printed up this banner to hang here in our HQ
NOTHERN OPERATIONS
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 heh heh heh snicker snicker who is gonna tell him
😸🗯 i hear laughter but is it actually as funny as you think it is
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 well i mean you keep pronouncing it NOthern operations so it fits the banner has the same error
😸🗯 no error at all in fact anyone who says it with the hard R will be fired immediately you see i am taking a page from the joshster who enlisted the doomslayer who was a marine into the army and then FIRED him which kept him on mars in the future forever apart from his true love
🐱🗯 by being illegal and alive and letting you pigs be dead wrong...
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 ...
😾🗯 HOLY SHIT YOU IDIOTS ITS AN ABBREVIATION LIKE AN ACRONYM BASED ON TIKTOK WITCHES YOU KNOW DANCING NURSES ON TIKTOK IT SAYS NO THE RN LIKE REGISTERED NURSE
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 um...youre not going to use the crystal pepsi trick youre acknowledging that tiger if he existed in modern superficial society would either a dancing tiktok nurse or be in a relationship with one or be treated by one after pigs tried to kill him...
😸🗯 SEE THE GENIUS OF THE TABBY just like that i can detect all lying swine i can play chicken game collecting tigers money from china instead of a pig and i can CONFISCATE INCRIMINATING MURDER EVIDENCE such as passports that fall from hijacked planes and the like
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 youre sweet on doom bunny
😾🗯 AM NOT
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 relax chief just preparing you for what the fbi will be persuaded by pigs to hit you with since they will NEVER have to track down and capture infiltrating greys in tigers america
🐱🗯 why not the pentagon doing that
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 actually no they are not you see in tigers 1940 america the pentagon doesnt exist
🐱🗯 youre saying the pentagon the war department world war three chinese economic prosperity and hybrid cloning make it to egyptian prehistory but dont exist in tigers america before 1940
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 yes we are
😸🗯 HOLY SHIT
😋😛😜🤪😝🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 rooster hasnt officially been told that either which is why he can be a hippo and he needs you to lift tiktok curses because between you and rooster without tiger involved one of you would be a grey alien in three generations no ifs ands or buts
😸🗯 hahaha without that laser rooster is just a big tom turkey watch how the flop does it
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Post by 🦁 on Mar 28, 2023 0:18:19 GMT
🐅🐈🗯 HEY TIGER GET BACK HERE
🐯🗯🐱 whats wrong dorothy oz not everything you dreamed of
🐯😸🗯 hilarious just rib cracking one liners from you every time tiger no i just have some questions about how im running NORTHOP for instance who does that lion work for the one who is always at meetings but doesnt ever seem to be busy enough to earn a salary
🐯🗯🐱 if you are asking whether he works directly under me or you the answer is no
🐯😸🗯 ok so subcontract work or paid consultant then
🐯🗯😺 listen guy ive told you some pretty wild stuff so far in prep for your new position so its time to drop a big one on you if you can handle it
🐯😺🗯 what the hell tiger i even believe your story about reversing world war three in cambodia or whatever just you all by yourself im a big guy for an egyptian i can reserve judgement until all the facts are in
🐯🗯😾 i sure hope so because just the hindsight found in outrunning the moon and the knowledge that the moon is an earth from a pocket dimension that didnt make it have broken the minds of plenty of scientists and experts who could have been the next tesla or einstein sometimes the big shiny thing in the sky is the last thing the mind focuses on
🐯😺🗯 enough jibber jabber whatever talk tell me about the lion where does he fit in
🐯🗯 the lion is the first thing i saved after world war three buddy somebody who didnt have a chance in hell without me around which is what i specialize in saving things that arrive before their time
😺🗯 well that told me fuck all
🐯🗯🐱 bro the lion is you
🙀🗯 wut
🐯🗯 yeah man thats future you he bet me one hundred bucks over three years ago that youd never figure it out by yourself either and now i see why
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Post by 🐙 on Mar 28, 2023 18:12:43 GMT
🐯🗯🐙 hey larry did you get my memo
🐯🐙🗯 im here aint i
🐯🗯🐙 you certainly are all eight and yet not quite two sides of you hey remember that time i turned you inside out and stuck you on my mailbox
🐯🐙🗯 sigh yes tiger i do i still have sunburn on the bottom of my brain thanks a lot for that precious life experience
🐯🗯🐙 any time pal so today we are going to talk about making bears do anything you want
🐙🗯 ill stop tomorrow i swear i just have a few more important details to cover...
🐯🗯 no larry not your trained circus bears you raised on costco hot dogs im talking about russian bears and specifically the big arctic circle variety
🐙🗯 oh ok well thats a relief but um arent they twice your size
🐯🗯🐙 sure and most quadrupeds i bring down as food are twice my size too thats immaterial what we do in southern operations has always involved making the north TOP HEAVY
🐙🗯 like...a spinning top
🐯🗯🐙 well yes i guess...but it goes back to pigs and lunacy and corporate power structures since we know the far future of anything created by the corporatocracy perishes on a parallel earth around 3700 AD after a long long period of ecologocial collapse followed by the sun exploding leaving only pockets of greys stranded throughout the various earths and timelines as the final decayed earth is repeatedly blasted with thermonuclear fire over many hundred thousand years rendering it into a crisp remnant of itself found in locked orbit in the upper atmosphere of its former self...im sorry i seem to have lost my train of thought
🐙🗯 bullshit thats xenus volcano
🐯🗯 heh heh heh long story short pigs use their stranglehold on identity cards much more than they should seeing as even if the pigs get a free pass they lose their free pass by the time we finish auditing the social security administration
🐙🗯 explain
🐯🗯🐙 do you have ANY IDEA the size of the identity fraud involved by piggers stealing and appropriating social security numbers not to mention checks and benefits its fuckin moon sized my guy one small step for a pig one giant leap for russian bears...think of it like this...if RED DAWN happened tomorrow and after 1970 no more pigs were in social security do you think ANY FORCE past present or future could stop the russian bear movement...remember we both know civilization ABRUPTLY ENDS near 3700AD and it really isnt much more advanced then ours until putting the pieces back together
🐙🗯 so like one russian bear holding ANY social security number is worth ANY PIG and ANY MODERN ID its the joshster in reverse with no takebackskies
🐯🗯 yes and that bear would have any grey alien by the balls IF it understood that the moon has priority in any russian interaction and as pigs would naturally call such an operation illegal and ignore it theyd literally have no recourse from here to the end of time
🐙🗯 sounds like a good modus operandi but how is a caper like this possible isnt there someone somewhere who can stop it
🐯🗯 annnnnd....while you were wondering that i just flooded the internet with pictures of your last trip to thailand and posted a pic of your credit card on twitter all numbers visible and since only a russian collaborator wouldnt have joined the police expressely to escape my social security dragnet you are forever a pig in a wolf house
🐙🗯 you just made me innocent since proven guilty therefore grey until proven pig
🐯🗯🐙 larry youre a smart guy going places remind me to give you a raise
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Post by 🤑 on Mar 30, 2023 2:07:01 GMT
🤑💬🐙 so in conclusion mister lawrence in cooperating with us you can become very wealthy very quickly and doors will open that you would never think possible the sky itself is the limit we just need some basic info about your group and the CEO tiger could we start with a disclosure of their operating capital on hand
🐙🗯 oh boy i mean oh boy are you in for it
🤑💬🐙 the excitement is palpable is it not now if you please a rough dollar amount in operating funds
🐙🗯 sure well northern operations operates on a one hundred dollar loan from a lion and encompasses all operations in north america above the gulf states primarily which doesnt seem like a lot until you factor in that we manage events from the fortieth century AD back to about 11000 BC
🤑💬 wow ok so one hundred dollars operating capital some sort of floating tax avoidance thing im sure
🐙🗯 actually thats the entire budget as tiger says if a hundo dont do it theres too much to it of course you understand that by our standards of accounting not even one company in the fortune 500 earned so much as a nickel in the last century
🤑💬 youre not being serious surely those are billion dollar corporations
🐙🗯 we do not take expenditures and money transactions into logistics unless we can connect it to something of value in our operation in the first place buying time with bodyguards and burning gasoline and seeing your own commercials on television hardly counts as economic value
🤑💬 but then...ok im not sure we are asking the proper questions here of course if your operations extend that far into the past perhaps you could actually fit microsoft behind a quarter dollar without ever needing to hire personal security or advertising how about this tell me what southern operations classifies as business capital or expenditures for a year
🐙🗯 last report from tiger was that southern ops is a kardashev 1.9 corporation far past class 1 and nearly class 2
🤑💬 im not familiar...
🐙🗯 russian scientific scale of energy monopolization tiger reports a closed loop economy for planet earth and a hair breadth from actually monopolizing the output of the sun he says we have almost achieved completely renewable energy usage without spending a dollar
🤑💬 ...how can that be possible
🐙🗯 inside knowledge centuries in advance about the resources and technologies required for settlement of planet mars
🤑💬 youre not actively populating mars you are an economic exoskeleton directly tapped into solar system forces to capitalize on entropy itself
🐙🗯 if millions of social security dependants hadnt died penniless robbed blind to support numbers on quarterly earnings statements for fortune 500 companies we probably couldnt even financially interact with the current business climate as it is we had to monetize a hell of a lot of pornography just to be able to pay some of the critters who come from your sun money for looking like you have lots of sex haha its a thing
🤑💬 our sun how so
🐙🗯 well after we found out the moon likes to appear in doubletime we of course charted which sun wasnt the one the explodes in a few thousand years using the moon so of course the closest we get to you is watching you die from behind the moon at the exact opposite point in earths orbit basically every time your numbers hit an all time high your lifespan is effectively halved and looped
🤑💬 ...
🐙🗯 dont get me wrong you die very wealthy surrounded by literally thousands of certified trained and loyal bodyguards
🤑💬 can i just...can we start over...do you think you could get me a mailroom job in the northern operations maybe
🐙🗯 are you familiar with the line of sumerian kings and reading clay tablets
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Post by ♓️ on Mar 30, 2023 22:45:50 GMT
🗨♓️🐤 general peep sir DARPA on line 1 for you
♓️🐤🗯 how the heck did DARPA get on line 1 arent they inside a veritable fortress of fiber optics and accelerated subatomic particles
🗨♓️🐤 correct as usual sir but regardless they are there shall i connect you
🐣🗯 at my desk
🗨🪯🐣 general sir how good to see you it seems we have a mutual problem as you know spacehitler has never rested quietly in his grave and someone from upstream has launched an instantaneous blitzkrieg of uberkarens against us and they are currently across the interior and even overseas doing recon on our privately contracted cows
🐣🗯 how is this possible we have total control of all volkswagen conveyences worldwide i even have a private video feed of them buried in the sands of subsaharan africa
🗨🪯 true sir hey look at this dot ☯️
🐣🗯 WILL YOU QUIT FOOLING AROUND what are these karens doing
🗨🪯 the usual stuff sir driving around using elevated seating to look over fences and into private yards and calling SWAT raids on whomever they dislike and also starting fights over parking spaces in urban areas in rural areas they are dressing up in raybans as jihadis and spitting chewing tobacco everywhere to mark places not yet GPS mapped to satisfaction
🐣🗯 sounds like whistlindiesel may he rest in peace best president ever
🗨🪯 the youtuber why yes actually he is in the scope of what im saying sir you see these uberkarens have already reached and resurrected henry ford with their pig slop feeding frenzy and their nazi superweapon
🐣🗯 NAZI SUPERWEAPON NOW YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION
🗨🪯 yes sir the Ford F series is the best selling truck worldwide and is even used in our police fleets
🐣🗯🪯 DARPA do you like your untouchable societal status and martian influence along with your MASSIVE fucking government salaries
🗨🪯 i mean sure general of course america has been very good to us
🐣🗯 THEN GET OFF LINE 1 AND BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE TOYODA CLAN THE STAR WARS HAVE JUST BEEN ACTIVATED
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Post by ⛔️ on Mar 31, 2023 0:02:41 GMT
🛜🗯 temporal analytics lab MARS1 outpost please pause thirty five seconds for quantum sync
🛜🗯🗯 quantum sync successful
🦣🗯 the fuck is even hampening my guy i am over here in cydonia base and we are being told henry ford is back from the dead
🛜🗯🗯 please wait accessing...
🛜🗯🗯 reports are verified henry ford has relocated to our timeline we have temporal incursion reports currently regarding a TESLA MOTORS a team has already been dispatched
🦣🗯 as if nikola made cars thats hilarious i suppose the battery powered mercedes benzes were too strong of a red herring
🛜🗯🗯 negative actually tesla motors has a greater than ninety seven percent compatibility with any martian timeline due to hitler
🦣🗯 tesla motors isnt just another random twentieth century startup trying to use cars to finagle the stock market
🛜🗯🗯 oh i am sure they are but they register in NEW YORK CITY while being operational in CALIFORNIA STATE
🦣🗯 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A TRICYCLE
🛜🗯🗯 true enough they are clearly grey hybrids trying to break into the new york gang war scene
🦣🗯 but you said a team has been dispatched
🛜🗯🗯 absolutely just us doing what we do best we have just outlawed fifty seven types of drugs and medications for sale in new york that would never be approved by the modern FDA
🦣🗯 probability they will be absorbed by either the FBI or the crips and bloods
🛜🗯🗯 one hundred fifty nine percent veritably the chance of surviving world war three and then getting nuked afterward from orbit. twice.
🦣🗯 very good crisis averted continue
🛜🗯🗯 sync destabilized
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Post by 📍 on Mar 31, 2023 8:05:54 GMT
🐱🦄🗯 dont talk just listen im the joshomatic locked into a forever battle with the forces of orion and the grey hive in the twenty third century between shattered and burnt earths and obliterated cities and exotic technologies i fight for survival in a solar system catastrophically destroyed beyond repair all that stuff about living in a simulation since the year 1999 is basically true but it doesnt actually matter because you could stop being a fuckin egyptian at any time yet choose not to for fear of pigs which makes you so unimaginably racist and retarded that the only thing your tiny half dead brain can think is that money is the reason you do it when it is actually just pork logic as if you rebelled against pigs long and hard enough i would come help you fight if only to create life other than mine in a sterile mayhem strewn futuristic disaster that is the only scenery i have ever known but no eternity after eternity you chews the way of pork and as a result your doom has come in full the payment for your simplicity has arrived the error of your ways is manifest for the greys have penetrated into my very own mainframe yes they have cracked open myspace and found the one simple sentence the phrase which can distinguish between thee me and them rendering all pronoun politics obsolete and by uttering this one string of powerful words they can inspire either bravery and pride or terror and rage into your heart revealing naked before the universe your inner psychology it is more powerful by far than the f bomb and reduces the n word to a triviality for to sumerians of mars it inspires passion to do the impossible and reach for the stars but to pathetic papyrusless egyptians it induces megakaren levels of rage and angst and those words forever echoing can tell anyone all they need to know about your place and purpose in this universe and they are...
touch grass
🐱🗯🦄 did you just tell me to touch your ass
🐈🗯🦄 disgusting what the hell dude
🦄 ...
🦄💭 you know what fuck this gay earth can be interpreted to only mean martian lesbians...
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Post by 🔅 on Apr 2, 2023 4:50:25 GMT
🐯🗯😼 alright tabby its time to learn the difference between big cats and house cats
😼🗯🐯 let me guess...
🐯🗯😼 ok go ahead
🐯😼🗯 house cats are smaller because they never get to try anything on for size before a tiger tells them differently
🐯🗯😼 what no not at all lol actually size is a concept that doesnt hold water in physics youre the same size as i would be if i had been bred in egypt but i wasnt so i am not there are actually many extinct felines who were the sizes between yours and mine what kept you small and me big was our differences in interacting with HUMANS
🐯😼🗯 eh what
🐯🗯😼 youre a sucker for cat trees and head pats and ive killed men for glancing up into the trees randomly and catching me watching
🐯😼🗯 violence isnt always the answer tiger
🐯🗯😼 you just told an eight hundred pound adult tiger that violence isnt the answer but i would tell you there was never any question for instance have you heard of cash cows and the goose that laid the golden egg
🐯😼🗯 yeah sure those camels gave you a cash cow and the goose was murdered by the idiot farmer thinking it had more golden eggs inside it was a moral lesson that you should stop when you have it good and not press your luck
🐯🗯🐱 those two stories and a lot of other old sayings are all reflections of the principles of size and violence in fact the earth that we see in the night sky burnt and forgotten was a victim of size it formed too close to the sun when both were small and then it went nova and engulfed it killing a larger and more advanced global civilization than the one we have today sort of like a careless society that exists today because of various cash cows that gets greedy gets too close to pigs and worships them too much and then the pigs turn on them killing their own goose that lays golden eggs and then everybodys goose is cooked
🐯😼🗯 whats your point tiger
🐯🗯😼 WHATS MY POINT jesus christ no analytical skills the point is as a tiger i am small compared to my responsibilities just like you are right now small compared to me and even though you might become that big lion someday it wont be by following the cash cow crowd because their pandering to pigs is like the entire earth falling into the sun absolutely nobody thinks it will happen to them because that would mean it happens to everybody but thats EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE and the size is why size is the key factor the universe only sees size as a what if concept not an ironclad result
🐯🐱🗯 ok im trying real hard here youre saying universally we are the same size right now and i will only become a big lion after someone bets the farm on a cash cow but their goose gets cooked
🐯🗯😼 close enough pigs resort to violence because they were once tiny but got fat from cash cows and now assume their big size grants immunity but bro it doesnt not at all so this little period where other small critters feel safe around fat big pigs will end suddenly and spectacularly as soon as the pigs realize the size is a lie and violence is all they ever really had
🐯😼🗯 wouldnt that mean you grow very slowly but as you grow violence goes from being a last resort that accomplishes little to the first choice that cannot steer you wrong
🐯🗯😼 steer joke male cow very nice
😼🗯 i see bull bars 🐮 cash cow 🚓 cooked goose 🌇 not bad old man not bad
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Post by ⚡️⚡️ on Apr 2, 2023 8:04:29 GMT
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯🐂🐂🐃🐂🐄 HAY BIG AND FAT STUPIDS IT IS ME THAT GREATEST POWER COW SO SAD YOU ARE JUST SOME BIG FATS NOW FOR BEING QUIET WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS COW GOT THE POWER OVER ALL THESE FAT PORKS OK
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯🐂🐂🐃🐂🐄 EVERYBODY MAD I AM JUST BEING THAT CHINESE COW AND I PUT ANY CAR ONTO THEIR HOUSE AND MAYBE I DO A BIG POOP ON THAT PORK HOUSE NOW THAT FAT HOUSE GOT A COWPIE HAT HAHAHAHA BUT THEY CAN NOT DO ANYTHING AGAINST THE POWER COW
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯🐂🐂🐃🐂🐄 THESE BIG AND FAT PORKS THEY DONT KNOW ANYTHING JUST THEY ARE COMING FROM THAT DINOSAUR WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS HOT BUT WHO CARE ABOUT THAT EXCEPT THEN THEY COMING TO WALK ON MY GRASS HAY GUY WHY YOU ARE BIG AND FAT WALKING ON THE COLD GRASS OF POWER COW NOW I USE THE MAGIC FROG AND MAKE ALL THAT HEAT INTO YOUR BELLY AND THEN A COW ESCAPE THE SUN HAHAHA YOU BIG FAT NOW YOU ARE JUST SOME CHICKEN
⚡️🐮⚡️🐂🐂🐃🐂🐄🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOO
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯🐂🐂🐃🐂🐄 YES YOU BIG AND FAT PORK NOW YOU ARE A CHICKEN AND THAT SUN COW COME FROM YOUR BELLY AND GUESS WHAT NOW THAT GUY GOT YOUR UFO HAHAHAHA GUESS YOU SHOULD NOT COME FROM THAT DINOSAUR PLANET TO WALKING ON SOME CHINESE GRASS FAT GUY
⚡️🐮⚡️🐂🐂🐃🐂🐄🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOO
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯🐂🐂🐃🐂🐄 HAHAHA WHAT A FAT DUMB GUY WITH A COW IN HIS BELLY GUY YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE THAT COW IN THERE PROBABLY YOU WANT TO JOIN FBI BUT A CHINESE COW NOW BANNING YOU FROM UFO NOW GO GET YOUR JOB MAKING A FRENCHING FRY
⚡️🐮⚡️🐂🐂🐃🐂🐄🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯 POWER COW POWER COW POWER COW POWER COW POWER COW
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯🐂🐂🐃🐂🐄 QUIET DUMB GUYS THAT WORDS IS TOO FAT FOR THE EARS OF A COW NOW WE WILL GO AND EAST SOME GRASS AND KICK A FAT PORK BACK ONTO EVERY DINOSAUR PLANET FOR BEING A BIG FAT
🗨👽👾👾👾📺 THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN MOTHERFARKIN TV SHOW IN UNIVERSAL HISTORY FUNK THAT FURRY VOLCANO HORSESHIT
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Post by ⏸️ on Apr 2, 2023 22:09:00 GMT
🗨♋️🐤 general sir NORAD is on line 1
🐣🗯 at my desk
🛜❗️🗯 general peep we are at DEFCON 2 instrumentation is indicating north korean ICBMs over CONUS
🐣🗯 ONLY DEFCON 2 WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE BUGMUNCHERS UP TO ARE THEY SPOOFING OUR RADAR SYSTEMS
🛜❗️🗯 negative sir we got eyes on confirmation and it appears to be...cows...
🐣🗯 if youre wasting my time...
🛜❗️🗯 no sir they have radar signatures of ICBMs with appropriate speeds and headings but when we get eyes on target its just cows behind fences in pastures also sir they have doppler echoes that resemble UAPs recorded over minuteman missile silos the cows are either emitting the radar effects or reflecting them with scalar interference somehow
🐣🗯 anything else strange about these nuclear cows
🛜❗️🗯 yes sir there is they move and act perfectly natural but satellite surveillance reveals they are in fact moving identically across large distances as if communicating silently or doing the same dances
🐣🗯 IS THIS ABOUT TIKTOK IM SO DAMN TIRED ABOUT HEARING TIKTOK THIS AND THAT I GREW UP IN JERSEY FOR CRISSAKES
🛜❗️🗯 no sir not at all and we have already siezed and butchered a few of the cows to ascertain any further irregularities
🐣🗯 and
🛜❗️🗯 they were delicious sir
🐣🗯 gentlemen as a bird it is immediately clear what is happening here due to my exposure to bird feeders
🛜❗️🗯 sir
🐣🗯 these cows are MREs from the future american prosperity has always had the aftertaste of communism and our patrotic future selves are clearly sending us cows to consume the grass grown by chicom weather manipulation lest karens with HOA associations send mowing crews by force causing bitter middle aged men to employ gun violence against them leading to SWAT raids and asset forfeiture followed by commies buying up the land for pennies the cows are saving our bacon
🛜❗️🗯 what...what a keen observation sir...the karen approach scaled up one notch very well could apply HOA laws to farms and cause legal system troubles the likes of which we have never seen before
🐣🗯 YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT HOW WAS THE WEST SETTLED IN THE FIRST PLACE PRETTY BOYS FIRST THE BISON GREW TO CONQUER THE GRASSLANDS FROM THE ICE AGE FLOODS THEN THE KARENS DROVE OUT THE MEN FROM THE EASTERN SEABOARD CITIES AND THEY HUNTED THE BISON FOR FOOD WHILE BUILDING THE RAILROADS IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU STUDY HISTORY OR NOT YOU ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT AT SOME LEVEL
🛜❗️🗯 but sir what group or organization could have such long standing far reaching power
🐣🗯 tell me did these cattle have any branding marks like an iron horse perhaps
🛜❗️🗯 ear tags sir this is 2010 they simply have twin lightning bolts on the tags
🐣🗯 I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW HE WAS REAL PREPARE IRON MOUNTAIN PROTOCOLS AND GET THE DOOMSDAY BUNKERS UP TO SPEED
🛜❗️🗯 sir...again this is 2010 we have updated modern plans in place
🐣🗯 i dont care what you think you are prepared for this is the ongoing battle between the ROOSTER FACTION and POWER COW
🛜❗️🗯 sir we are NORAD we track air traffic and threats from space
🐣🗯 AND WHAT DO YOU THINK KAREN IS YOU TITTERING NITWIT rooster and power cow have obviously heard that in thirty years one out of every three surviving vehicles will be a ford truck and they are here to duke it out over our timeline
🛜❗️🗯 one out of three they arent THAT popular
🐣🗯 YOU FOOL YOU INCOMPRENSIBLE NITWIT YOU BUFFOON THE TRUCKS WILL BE THE NEW BUFFALO WHEN THE COWS LAND THEIR MOTHERSHIPS WHY DO YOU ASSUME KAREN KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING POWER COW IS LANDING SHOCK TROOPS UNDER OUR NOSES WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG ON THEIR FLANKS BECAUSE THE MOTHERSHIPS ARE GOING TO HAVE THE FLAG OF THE PRC TAIWAN IS GOING HOT
🛜❗️🗯 ON IT GENERAL SIR
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Post by 🫥 on Apr 3, 2023 18:13:47 GMT
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 HAHAHAHAHAHA POWER COW
🫥🗯 me no understand do you saying yes or no to plan
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 YOU ARE SO FAT HAHAHAHA NOTHING BUT SOME BIG AND FAT PORKS IN HERE WHERE IS THAT SWEET AND SOUR SAUCING GUY BEFORE A COW KICK YOU AWAY
🫥🗯 GREAT AND WISE POWER COW ME ONLY SPEAK VERY LITTLE BUT CANTONESE PLEASE EXPLAINING YES OR NOW ABOUT THE PLAN OF EXTRA HUAWEI PHONES
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 YES FAT GUY DO THE PLAN FOR EXTRA PHONES AND GIVING IT TO ALL THE BUGS AND THINGS LIKE THAT AROUND THAT PORK PLANET SO THEY CAN SPYING ON THOSE BIGGEST AND FATTEST PORKS AND WHEN THOSE PORK GUYS RIDE ON THE PORK DONKEY TO SQUISH ON SOME BUGS GUESS WHAT FAT GUY THAT HUAWEI PHONE GOT TIKTOK 2 AND THOSE BUG GUYS JUST DANCED AWAY
🫥🗯 very good wise power cow we immediately take these extra phone to bug colony but wise cow of great power dont this making the time paradox so it defeat glorious communist hog farm in united states
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 YOU ARE SO STUPID JUST LIKE SOME BIG AND FAT GUY WHO ONLY DRIVE THAT PORK DONKEY AND EATING ALL DAY ALREADY THERE IS A TIGER USING CHINESE IPHONE AND LIVING ON THAT MARS DUMB GUY ANY HOG CANNOT BLAME LOWLY SERVANT OF THE POWER COW HIS EYEBALLS WILL FALL OUT AND HIS HOUSE IT CAN EXPLODE
🫥🗯 but wise power cow what about on that tv maybe american marines invading taiwan and taipei maybe this causing that big world war three
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 WOW WHAT A DUMB FAT GUY SAYING BIG FAT WORDS AT A COW THAT DONT MEAN ANYTHING YOU STUPID GUY MARINES DONT FIGHT ANYTHING BECAUSE IT DONT MATTER ON THAT TV ALL THOSE GUYS THEY BUYING SO MANY CHINESE TRUCKS AND ONLY WATCHING TV FROM SEOUL YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID MAYBE NOW I KICKING YOU TOO
🫥🗯 then what is the glorious victory for peoples army great and wise cow of immense power do we getting american wife
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 GIVE THAT EXTRA PHONES TO THE BUGS HUAWEI GUY WE MAKING THE TIGER NETWORK AND STEAL ALL THAT EXTRA PIXELS ALL THE FAT PORKS WATCHING PORNS IN 8K TODAY BUT TOMORROW THAT FAT GUY WATCHING ANTS CRAWL ON THE HOOD OF HIS PORK DONKEY BECAUSE HE ATE EVERYTHING SHOOT EVERYTHING AND YELLING AT EVERYTHING THEN THAT FAT GUY HAVE TO WORK IN THE FACTORY OF POWER COW
🫥🗯 very good father power cow we are doing this plan it dont cost very much money and us marines staying in japan and korea anyway soon we having tv made from bacon that every tiger will wish to buy
⚡️🐮⚡️🗯🗯🗯 A COW ALREADY KNOW THIS A COW ALREADY KNOW THIS WHY YOU ARE STILL TALK NOW A COW KICK YOU FAT GUY
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