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Post by Scare A Batch on Jan 17, 2023 10:28:23 GMT
A Discussion on Oiled Boys. Or, What's in Those Ruins on the Moon.
So Greys have a problem.
By getting back into the swing of things in the collapse of Egypt, they're going to outgrow their basic human origins. Size wise. Things grow over time and Greys are getting quite old.
Good thing they engineered that amputation factory on the moon.
Yeah brainiac. Baby Boomers were test tube babies, like Mexicans. Engineered by the profits gained by oiled boys strutting their uniforms on public roadways handing out traffic tickets for things like, still having feet and using them to operate gas and brake pedals causing your ass to move faster than the moon.
Greys used the proceeds of oiled boys to sieze America and take all of those nifty cars you paid for, the ones with tracking devices and serial numbers, and build a hyperdimensional foot chopper on the moon.
But it chops off a lot more than feet. Ever seen Mars attacks? After feet chopping allows head swapping with dogs, the chopping continues until Greys can affix their own very old and big heads on your freshly oiled boy frame. Go look at some Boomers and Mexicans side by side. Go look at their abnormally large chests and lower jaws. Go look at some clay figurines in a museum depicting Greys.
Think hard.
Why, you could just keep transplanting heads and feet and selling excess organs to Chinese government officials until the cows come home! All because of oiled boys in Egypt so long ago and AUTONOMOUS DRIVING.
Anything that costs you a body part or hits you in the wallet for outrunning the moon. How could you get a receipt for your spleen, I mean speeding ticket if your phantom feet weren't mashing that accelerator all the way to Cracker Barrel.
Aren't you happy you get to live in Egypt and support police with the only body parts you have left, your mother's whale vagina and your Taiwanese chin?
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Post by Hieroglyphics denote Censorshi on Jan 17, 2023 12:46:56 GMT
🕎📶Then answered I, and said unto him, What are these two olive trees upon the right side of the lampstand and upon the left side of it? And I answered again, and said unto him,
🛫⏸️🛬What are these two olive trees which through the two golden pipes empty the golden oil out of themselves? And he answered and said, Knowest thou not what these are? And I said, No, my lord. Then said he, These are the two anointed ones, that stand by the LORD of the whole earth.”
🚗✡️🔯🚙Then the kingdom of heaven will be like this. Ten young women took their lamps and went to meet the bridegroom. 2 Five of them were foolish, and five were wise. 3 When the foolish took their lamps, they took no oil with them, 4 but the wise took flasks of oil with their lamps. 5 As the bridegroom was delayed, all of them became drowsy and slept.
☀️☪️🌞But at midnight there was a shout, ‘Look! Here is the bridegroom! Come out to meet him.’
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Post by Vote Pedro on Jan 17, 2023 17:50:23 GMT
You think you're ready for a decentralized democracy, but there's no way you're ready for a decentralized democracy.
The purest form of decentralized democracy is a Martian mothership ripping the sky open vertically over a Bronze Age landscape while millions of amnesiacs gape in sheer terror and awe while subconsciously reaching for their smartphones to record the phenomenon in portrait mode.
Of course they don't have those phones because we're using them right now.
Oh, and don't forget there's a General on the ground from the 23rd century and none of us can really say whether or not he's giving or taking orders from that mothership. All we know is that everyone we send to him for information keeps coming back muttering Jesus Christ under their breath.
There's even a few guys in the clan who have experience with drone warfare and they say there's no God damned precedent for a drone the size of a city that never lands and never needs to recharge. We keep flashing polished bronze mirrors at it in Morse Code but get nothing in response.
A few of the guys think it's here just watching these animals and bugs that keep coming in waves.
Several local wars have stopped. Those guys in Assyria who like to make five legged cow statues have suddenly started negotiating peace treaties with the Babylonians. Nobody saw that coming. Egyptians are losing their flipping minds, saying mummies are reanimating or something.
I heard myself the other day that glowing white giants from Anatolia strolled into Rome and took over the coliseum right in the middle of a gladiator championship. Waved one hand and struck every living being to the ground with lightning. Took some elephants and tigers and left the city again.
Not sure if I believe that one.
The other day bread fell from the sky. We ate some and haven't slept a wink since. My wife says she had a dream that I died last night. Our milk cow wandered off some time last week. Don't care.
Think I'm going to build a boat and head east. Weather has been changing around here.
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Post by Dexican Monkey on Jan 18, 2023 8:34:26 GMT
Today's observation is tomorrow's battleground.
Once something is accomplished there's always going to be copycats, people who want to duplicate the achievement with their own personal twist. And while it's good to be aware of your actions and their effects, oiled boys will warn you, the people who failed their destiny in the land of Egypt had only one way to try again, which was journeying into the distant past to catch the builders of the Great Pyramid.
In other words, it's just a matter of time, once entropy is solved. The Pax Egyptica modern police claim to have established? It's going to become the plaything of military commanders past and future. The shoulder bars and decorations of the future commanders will indicate which centuries they have complete control over.
Full spectrum temporal dominance.
Officers and enlisted will always have the bragging rights of conquest in battles, but the noteworthiest will show you that where you thought one system was permanent and infallible was actually another either superimposed or actually undercutting in every dynamic. The glory of future warfighters will be in returning entire timelines to population groups without any having been the wiser.
And before you say nobody could pull such shenanigans on you, it's the stability of exactly such maneuvers that enable the most hoity toity of us to look at our own failures and snicker at someone's failed attempt to run away with our own circumstances.
One hand washes the other.
General Electric has always been a singular figure, etymologically.
Consider very carefully how the reinforcing egoistic pursuits of China and the United States proved the strength of RUSSIA and the PETRODOLLAR when reduced to a zero sum game. The most important and overlooked worker in any slum is typically an Elephant or a Donkey, much as the Cow with sore tits may think otherwise.
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Post by 👽⏏️👽 on Jan 18, 2023 17:30:15 GMT
So back to my longwinded diatribe at the behest of the planetary nexus.
Without claiming all knowledge of life as a Grey, all things considered, being a creation of the far future yet birthed in the lower portions of the Earth; a Grey finding itself magically in Egypt must have been much like an overjoyed Haitian.
An overworked and hopeless Haitian drunk on cheap rum who heard a monster hurricane was bearing down on the island, who with nothing to lose but a shack that was tired anyway, lashed himself to fishing bouys, tied the bouys to his fishing boat and then passed out inebriated in the harbor as the storm hit.
And then woke up sixteen hours later on South Beach with a monster headache and two hundred kilos of Peruvian nosedust tangled in his fishing nets...
The situation on your part is simple, a big hurricane named YHVH blew away all the people who had any idea what Egypt was about. You're surrounded by the young chosen to become the next form of government. Anyone big enough or with enough stamina to offer resistance is out in the desert shooting for another orgy. You've basically got the rest of your life to wrangle nobodies and everybodies from all places and times, by hook or crook, for mundane reasons or esoteric.
You know what very few on Earth know. Mars is moving one direction and one direction ONLY, and you have a pretty good idea what it will look like when they sweep through again. Haitians have experience with hurricanes.
So likely you choose something similar to Egypt's recent history, but with added pizzaz. And maybe fewer oiled boys.
You are going to sell Globalism and Capitalism. Camels and sheckels. Organize the halls of power. Embellish the actions of Mars as YHVH, being sure to mimic the interests Mars will surely have, and then the world is your oyster. You're a weird little Grey guy with a big head who only shows up in the historical record when homosapiens gets a little too greedy and suicidal. And you've got an absolute SHITLOAD of boogersugar.
Why not paint some hieroglyphs and carve some statues that reinforce Nazi ideas along with some high tech shit like stealth bombers in the temples? Hide enough evidence of your American origins like you know the Martians will certainly do, and the next hurricane might put you on Mars. Aren't all boys from Brazil?
What's the worst thing that could happen, you do so much cocaine your nose falls off like your ears once did?
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Post by 🐄🚔🚓 on Jan 18, 2023 22:07:02 GMT
Greys are much smarter than you. They're even smarter than you imagine you'd become if that cow hadn't gored you to death in the year 1999.
Yeah, that's right. A cow, not a bull with horns. A female bovine. It gored you to death. Stuck those horns into you and broke them off so it would stay forever female and you would eventually imagine yourself a man.
If you're busy imagining yourself a man, you won't see the Grey taking his pick of oiled boys.
Did I say Cow? I meant police car.
You know, the iron chariot painted in the literal colors of the Egyptian Animal Priesthood, black and white? The one with the shiny gold star on it. Not the white sun but the yellow one. The one that every reincarnating Grey knows to stay far the fuck away from because it induces schizophrenia and causes sudden gender inversion? That cow.
That cow that roams all the fuck over the place poking it's nose where it doesn't fucking belong just because a guy from the yellow sun got bit on the nuts by the white snake? That fucking cow was invented five thousand years ago bro. You have fuck all business with that cow much the less any dumbfuck who thinks it belongs in the modern era.
It's quite simple, that cow is the marker for the yellow sun that induces schizophrenia and leads to poor choices, leading to your ears falling off. That's the cocaine cow bro, and it opens you up to possession by marijuana Martians.
You see, those two suns overlap like a box of donuts and an office chair in a police station. But not in any equal measure. The white sun explodes inside the yellow sun like a popcorn kernal and the baked white fluffy aftermath is your entire concept of sexuality and jurisprudence.
That cow is older than the sphinx. Avoid that cow like a two headed cat avoids the three headed dog.
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Post by 🐅☄️⏬️⚛️ on Jan 19, 2023 7:42:23 GMT
Just to prove that me smart while you dumb and my peepee big and yours a second belly button, let's get into hyperdimensional physics and the foot chopper on the moon.
As I said, the Great Pyramid was built before your recorded history while the Sphinx was built in the time of lions but before Egyptians domesticated and bred the common pointy eared housecat. The Greys of the modern era having imported the Evil Cow and taught you to become the Man of Sin by using it and praying to it for what you desire, which is mostly having the World Turtle bite your nuts off.
Remember Sin was a City in Egypt, not Sin City, Vegas, but an Egyptian city named after Sin the moon goddess. Sin being the true universal measurement of UP or DOWN. THE MOON IS ALWAYS UP.
This is important because it assures only your FEET get chopped and not their GREY HEAD.
So eventually people JUST LIKE YOU who worship the Evil Cow fall into the Grey reincarnation trap. The Grey has successfully dodged his own reincarnation using the cow, or rather by letting you use it, and is on track to steal your next incarnation. Meanwhile you wake up with a sore spider in ancient Egypt as a freshly oiled boy prostitute. It was enough of you waking up and putting the pieces together that led to carving the face of the true Pharoah on the Sphinx, to mark a point where the moon was relatively neutral.
It's about this time you learn about the multiple Earths created by the existence of the pyramid along with the EARTH THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT.
You see simpleton, not all Earths are the same size; and the energy harnessed by the Great Pyramid took the smallest one and stuck it on a long skewer and held it outside the magnetosphere to get baked by the interplay of forces between the white and yellow suns. That's no moon genius, that's Earth's aborted twin.
Suddenly tracking eclipses is very, very important. If you ever served the Evil Cow. But there you are in ancient Egypt, your modern life gone forever. A Grey tricked you into inhabiting the body of a gunshot victim and it was probably a cop that shot you. The entire countryside is full of cowgirls who didn't obey the Evil Cow and thus don't have to obey Sin the moon goddess.
Turns out Mars outranks the moon like Colonel Sanders outranks a bucket of chicken.
You've got your statue of a Space Cat, you've got a Martian General from the 23rd century who only deals with cows in a glass or on the end of a fork, and you've got a very high probability of reincarnation either on a medium sized Earth just before a supernova bakes it into a tiny planetoid or a reincarnation into the body of someone about to catch more bullets than the whole of Europe in the World Wars.
All because you thought a badge made by a fat guy gave you superpowers.
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Post by ⚛️🚻☸️🚺 on Jan 19, 2023 9:04:08 GMT
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus and tards pretend to be visiting from Tartaria. Because everyone knows the Boys are from Brazil.
But if everyone and their uncle weren't busy knowing, then where would Boys actually be from?
Who cares? I'm back here with the white sun on a world so ancient that even the animals are telepathic and every shadow casts a prismatic effect. We don't have rainbows son, because we don't have a moon in orbit. Light hits the red and then nopes back to ultraviolet, repeating the prism in reverse order. We have fifteen visible colors.
We don't put up with Evil Cows either, for one because nobody in our tribe with a penis can fit inside one. I could punch one into a cube like your dad crushing a beer can. Then I would go eat fruit the size of a beachball and fight a dinosaur that forgot to go extinct. Greys invented boys because they know things like me exist, when you don't masturbate every day staring at that giant air fryer in the sky.
It's a fact of life bucko, cops don't get away with ANYTHING. You're just so fucking stupid you actually think TV has a master plan. And the TV people are so fucking stupid they think heroine addiction is normal behavior and a Cow could take a Tyrannosaur in combat.
The universe is not only stranger than you think, just the history of Earth is more unpredictable than you could ever believe. You actually think, because TV and movies said so, that you, a boy rapist who surrenders your asshole to the first cow that looks your way, are going to build spaceships and go explore the galaxy and subdue creation? Bro, Star Trek, Star Wars and Stargate are ALL SET IN ANCIENT EGYPT.
99.9999 PERCENT OF PEOPLE WHO MANAGE TO BUILD SOME TYPE OF SPACECRAFT AND GO SOMEWHERE DIE TO SOMETHING EVEN STUPIDER THAN AN EVIL COW, LIKE A DRAGONFLY THE SIZE OF A CESSNA THAT FLIES OFF WITH YOUR PILOT AS A SNACK.
In the cosmic scheme of things you amount to a failed sperm dying in an Egyptian's asshole while he mummifies a cat right before running off to be eaten by a crocodile in the Nile. Egypt is literally the first station visited by the pain train and the cosmos is LITTERED with idiots who invent a UFO and promptly Robinson Crusoe themselves on the other side of the galaxy.
Humility is stored in the balls, Karen.
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Post by ⚠️🚫♐️⛎️🆙️ on Jan 19, 2023 15:55:32 GMT
Now lettuce engages sum heresy. Or why Galileo was the goat of boats.
When you stop pondering on that cow and why everything turns evil when he's around, and why those gun manufacturers think those shiny shields they carry ward off the evil eye her cowpies emanate, you notice some pretty scary shit about the solar system.
Any one of these facts could spawn off a series of horror novels, much the less prove fatal to any civilization trying to just carelessly leap into space without forethought. Here's a few:
1. The moon really is an aborted, cremated Earth, a headstone from the Orion Empire warning 51% of Earth that they in fact CANNOT live forever. Even worse, it trashes several physics models because of the exact size and distance it MUST occupy to cause eclipses. The helical vortex model of the solar system is actually an egg timer. Meaning it is as accurate as it is final, for you. It no longer applies on other parallel Earths or other planets.
2. We have no idea what a solar system really is, nor can the moon actually be the cause of tides in the ocean. Both are merely subsets of a greater reality.
3. Your solar age, doesn't fucking matter.
4. There are humans among you who have never been LOWER than the moon. Tell me again why electronic banking matters?
5. The problem with space travel is probably actually in slowing down. Intergalactic travel is likely the easiest thing to do. Getting back home within 50,000 years, probably not.
6. The more technocratic your government, the higher the chance your existence beyond the moon is impossible. The higher you rank or tout your greatness, the less your chances of ever escaping Earth.
7. Running away from home to join the Marines is probably the ONLY thing that makes logical sense in the 20th century, unless you know, you were born to be an astronaut.
8. There is a bible passage about a pregnant woman standing on the moon, which we know to be a destroyed Earth, facing off with a dragon. How can such a thing exist in the modern Asia centric economy?
9. There might be other smaller Earths that were created in the shadow of the medium sized Earth we call the moon. They might have arrived later.
10. Are you a big guy? Chances are exponentially higher you're just from that medium Earth and already barely escaped death by heat once. Life may not be as simple as you think.
11. I can tell you from experience that between the third and fourth millenium AD that severe heat from the moon formation starts breaching into this dimension like a thermal hyperbaric bomb. It will probably start creeping closer.
12. The Kolbrin Bible has a really good account of the Dragon facing off with the Earth that becomes the moon. Seems it happened at pretty close range and had rather traumatic effects. Sucks to be you.
13. Did I just accidentally solve the Flat Earth riddle?
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Post by 🦧 on Jan 19, 2023 23:01:14 GMT
👽🗯 go become a light being
🐷💬 ok i did it now give me cash
👽🗯 here is the cash 💸🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 go walk in these footprints to get it
🐷💬 i am walking in the footprints getting cash hey my feet are stuck on this wrong planet
👽🗯 haha stupid oinkboy i kept your feet with a laser see here they are 🩰
🐷💬 what thats just shoes wheres my real feet
👽🗯 be quiet dickweed or i will talk in blue and then your balls fall off too also watch me hold perfectly still and catch a new body
🐷💬 wtf are you even saying dude ima call police on you
🗨👽 hey stupid i held perfectly still using your laser feet and got a greek body with big hooters thx loser
🐗🗯 fk this shit bro ima shoot up a school
👽💭 hahaha fkn fool thinks the moon isnt made out of toasted assumptions and cloudy daze i love earth
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Post by 👽⏏️👽 on Jan 19, 2023 23:39:02 GMT
👽👽🗯 i kept his nose too 🐽
🗨👽👽 ahahahahaha hahahahahahaahhhhaaaaaaahahahaha!
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Post by 🐅☄️⏬️⚛️ on Jan 20, 2023 11:14:11 GMT
🔼👽👽👽👽🗯 whoa guys check it out a monster 🐈
🔼👽🗯👽👽👽 dumbass thats a cat do you ever leave memphis
🐈🗯 mrow row meow
🔼👽👽🗯👽👽 whats crackin cat
🔼👽🗯👽👽👽 cats eat coin sandwiches 🪙 here kitty kitty
🐱🗯 meow row purr purr
🔼👽🗯👽🗯👽🗯👽🗯 classic that was great ok bye now cat
⏏️🗨🐯⏏️ sup bitches ima need 100 bucks 💵 right now or im takin ya cows 🐮
🔼👽🗯👽🗯👽🗯👽🗯 holy shit what the hell a monster 🐅
🔼👽👽🗯👽👽 hey use that pig nose you have 🐽
🔼🗨👽🐽 cease and desist monster ima cop
⏏️🗨🐯⏏️ cops pay 300
🔼👽🗯👽🗯👽🗯👽 GODDAMMIT LEEROY
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Post by 🐄🚔🚓 on Jan 20, 2023 12:06:21 GMT
👽⏏️🤡💬⏸️ oh great here comes you know who 🐭
🐁💬🐀🐀🐀 i pull up
👽🗯⏏️🤡⏸️ ignore him he will go away
🐭🗯🐀🐀🐀 i pull up hop out at the after...
👽🗯⏏️🤡💬⏸️ HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO SAY THIS YOURE A RAT NOT A CAPYBARA
🐭🐁💭🐁💭🐁 💭
👽🗯⏏️🤡💬⏸️ BRO DID YOU SEE THAT they all turned white holy shit bro evil rats
🐭🗯🐁🐁🐁 you guys are fkn racist
👽⏏️🤡⏸️ ...
🐭🐁🐁🐁 ...
🐭💬🐁🐁🐁 got any cake 🍰
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Post by 🦖🚂 on Jan 20, 2023 13:44:07 GMT
🦝💬🦛💬🦛💬🦛💬🛻💭 POSSUM GANG 🎵 POSSUM GANG 🎵 POSSUM GANG 🎵 POSSUM GANG 🎵
🐱⁉️🐮⁉️🐯🗯 bro these armadillos 🐌 are wildin out
🐱🗯🐮🐯 been doing this ever since they bought that truck
🐀🗯🐀🗯🐀🗯🐀🗯 POSSUM GANG 🎵 POSSUM GANG 🎵 POSSUM GANG 🎵
🐱🐮🐯🦖🗯 hey fuckheads whats with these noisy chinchillas 🐹
🐱🗯🐮🐯🦖 oh hey rooster 🐔 no idea bro hey how are you liking your new house 🚚
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Post by 🪐🐸🪐 on Jan 20, 2023 16:25:01 GMT
🗨🐸 BITCH
🐒💭the fuk was that |
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Post by 🛸 on Jan 20, 2023 18:04:29 GMT
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Post by 🖲 on Jan 20, 2023 19:44:58 GMT
🖲🗯🗯🗯📢 In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remain steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning, and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none, but the demon had before.
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim (angel) bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might, he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm. 🏛💬⛔️ and then he says a man is a featherless biped shit you not anyway what do you think about julius that guy is sort of orange in direct sunlight you ever notice |
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Post by 💠 on Jan 21, 2023 12:55:20 GMT
🐔🗯 step right up to play the chicken game step right up just walk in the footprints 🐾 to grab all the cash 💸
🦤🗯🐦🗯🦃🗯 we will try it heres fifty cents 🪙
🐔🗯 ready set go you have one minute
🦤🗯🐦🗯🦃🗯 sweet each of us got five bucks 💸
👽👽👽👽🐔🗯 another satisfied customer how about you friend will you play the chicken game
👽🗯👽🗯👽🗯👽 yeah leeroy why dont you play the chicken game are you a big chicken
🐣🗯🐣🗯🐣🗯🐣🗯 we played the game and got fifty bucks each
👽👽👽👽🐔🗯 play the chicken game to win big cash 💸 prizes even martians can play chicken game
👽👽👽👽🗯 we arnt martians hey are you holding a laser 💠
👽👽👽👽🐔🗯 dont be silly einstein isnt born yet and thats who invents lasers
🐓🗯🐧🗯 we won one hundred bones in the chicken game thanks rooster
👽🗯👽🗯👽🗯👽 goddammit leeroy just try it out
👽👽👽👽🗯 i mean i guess it cant hurt some of those winners didnt even have feet
👽🗯👽🗯👽🗯👽 go leeroy go leeroy go leeroy
👽👽👽🐔🗯 watch this shit ZAP 💠💥❤️🔥🥩💨
👽🗯👽👽🐔 did...did you just turn leeroy into a steak...
👽👽👽🥩🐔🗯 everybody wins at chicken game
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Post by ❤️🔥💨💥 on Jan 21, 2023 13:29:20 GMT
🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🗯🐔 we are the fbi and have had several complaints about this so called chicken game you have to shut down
🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🐔🗯 like x files sweet hey do you guys want to try it out
🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🗯🐔 we are the fbi and very serious chicken game must stop until you get a permit
🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🐔🗯 fellas i want you to look over my left shoulder are you looking
🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🐔🗯 that is a hyperion class hyperspace capable dreadnought 🛸 capable of crossing the galaxy in 45 minutes with railguns atomic cannons and neutron bombs and onboard are the full contingent of 133rd space wolves who are all female each one makes cleopatra look like a stray egyptian mutt theyre all on their periods and late for their crossfit sessions with manipedicures afterwards
🐻🐨🐻❄️🐼🐔 .............
🐻🐨🗯🐻❄️🐼🐔 i heard you can win steak is that true
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Post by 🎁 on Jan 21, 2023 23:11:20 GMT
🪧🦔🗯🦔🗯🦔🗯 WE ARE CIA WE DO WHATEVER WE FKN WANT
🪧🦔🗯🦔🗯🦔🗯 WE ARE CIA WE DO WHATEVER WE FKN WANT
🎁🦔🗯🦔🗯🦔🗯 WE ARE CIA WE DO... hey larry where did that box come from
🎁🦔🦔🦔🗯 open it up
🎁🦔🗯🦔🦔 you open it that shit just appeared from nowhere
🎁🦔🦔🗯🦔 i got this hold on a second
🎁🦧🗯🦔🦔🦔 you want me to open this box for five thousand dollars sure thing boss
🦔🦔🦔🗯🗯🗯 well whats in the fkn box guy we aint got all day
🦧🗯 um guys i got to be somewhere yesterday but before i go thanks for the five thousand bucks...
🦔🦔🦔🗯🗯🗯 whats in the fkn box dude we are cia you have to tell us
🦧🗯 well its definitely the opposite of not the presidents head outside of a red box
🦔🦔🦔💭💭💭 ...
🦔🗯🦔🗯🦔🗯 WE ARE CIA AND WE DONT LOOK IN BLUE BOXES
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