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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2021 1:01:32 GMT
Feel free to post some Star Wars with funny re-imagined scenarios [edited*]... 
(I will post some old ones I already made before on other website place elsewhere)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2021 1:03:26 GMT
After a long and prolonged battle between vader and obiwan, both finally approached the port. Both calmed down and posed at defence against each other with some different scenarioes (btw Luke, Leia, Two robots, Han, and Chewbeca = together called, a hope crew): ***** Scenario 1 Vader: "is that all you got, huh?" Obiwan (looked to Luke then back to Vader, smiled) For a moment, Obiwan disappeared then reappeared in the same spot. Vader: "Oh teleportation not working, huh?" Obiwan (whispered): "damn." (obiwan's body got chopped in half by Vader) ***** Scenario 2 Obiwan: "uhhh" Vader: "huh? I haven't hit you yet.." Suddenly Obiwan shat more (diarrhea) then uttered Obiwan: "Ooh-uh-uhhhm" The scene situation became awkward and weird, Obiwan sat down then got his head chopped by Vader. Soon as obiwan's body bend over, Vader and Stormtroopers looked at his body for some time. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2021 1:05:13 GMT
Older ones:
Scenarios of the same scene: Obi-Wan showing & giving a saber to Luke Skywalker
Scenario 1
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Obi-Wan: "Here it is."
Luke (gasps): "Holy shit, I'm so excited!"
Obi-Wan: "Oh btw point it forward, I don't want you to accidently injury yourself."
Luke (chuckles): "Ooh, ok. Thanks."
Luke positioned his head near to the saber to get a better view of it. He then switched the saber forward but didn't realize the opening hole is on backward end or pointing to himself and he was too excited to turn it on, so...
Luke's body falls to ground.
Obi-Wan: "Shit."
Scenario 2
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Obi-Wan: "Here it is."
Luke (gasps): "Awesome!"
Luke turned the saber on then inspected it a bit. Soon enough, he positioned it near to his dick area then repeatedly turning it on and off and back and forth so on, pretending laser light is his dick.
Obi-Wan (shook his head): "That is not approiate, not a jedi way."
Luke: "Oh. Maybe I should go sith or something, huh?"
Obi-Wan: "Take it easy, handle the saber over to me and I will help explain."
Luke (chuckles then smiled): "I'm not giving it back to you. It is mine now, you gave it to me after all. Chop-choppa time for your head!"
Obi-Wan (whispered): "Shit."
Scenario 3
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Obi-Wan: "Here it is."
Luke (gasps): "Excellent!"
Obi-Wan (held back the saber to himself): "Wait.."
Luke (sad face): "What? What is wrong?"
Obi-Wan (chuckles): "Just kidding, here."
Luke (happy face): "Oh. Haha, damn you."
Obi-Wan (serious face): "Wait.. nope."
Luke (angry face): "What the hell? Stop messing around with me! Gimme!"
Obi-Wan: "No. No. No. You're being childish."
Scenario 4
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Obi-Wan: "Here it is."
Luke (gasps): "Wow!"
Obi-Wan: "One for you, another for me."
Luke (confused): "Two sabers?"
Obi-Wan (handled over one of sabers to Luke): "We gonna need both for practice."
Luke (turned saber on): "Ok."
Obi-Wan: "Alright, let's get started."
As Obi-Wan and Luke both practiced for a bit, soon enough some emotions overcamed Obi-Wan then he chopped both arms and legs off Luke.
Luke (distorted face): "Aarruggh!! What have you done!?"
Obi-Wan: "Sighs.. not again."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2021 1:06:37 GMT
More old ones:
@ 1:45 Some scenarios of the same scene; when Luke Skywalker made a specific facial expression while pressing the button while flying a x-wing at the Death Star in the Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope): ***** - Soon as Luke made the facial expression, his liquidly feces spread all over back of his cockpit - out of his ass through an opening of his pant (plumber's ass). - Soon as Luke made the facial expression and pressed the button, his x-wing ship blew up. - Soon as Luke made the facial expression, his boogers came out of his nose. ***** |
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