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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2020 9:34:22 GMT
Data: "Here is your tea, sir."
Captain Picard: "Thank you."
Captain Picard sipped his tea, nodded, and then said:
Captain Picard: "Good."
Data: "Good? I pissed in that tea."
Captain Picard: "What?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2020 9:35:20 GMT
Data walked to Worf in the observance room then whispered:
Data: "Fact of the day: Klingons are weak."
Worf: "What?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2020 9:35:54 GMT
Geordi prepped Data with a chip maintenance. Data said to Geordi:
Data: "Geordi."
Geordi: "Yes?"
Data: "I see pretty good. Crystal clear. My android eyes.. are beautiful."
Geordi awkwardly nodded then said:
Geordi: "What?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2020 9:37:22 GMT
Commander Riker passed by a sliding door and saw Data sitting by a computer panel:
Commander Riker: "Good afternoon, Data. What are you up to?"
Data slowly turned his head from computer panel to Riker then said:
Data: "Looking at your adult pornography collection. Shame on you."
Commander Riker: "What?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2020 9:37:59 GMT
Captain Picard: "Make it so."
Data turned around from helm panel then said:
Data: "Up yours."
Captain Picard: "What?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2020 9:38:53 GMT
Troi: "I sense nothing from you, you are android. Sorry."
Data put his right hand on his artificial genital area then said:
Data: "Well, sense this."
Troi: "Huh?"
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