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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2020 17:52:32 GMT
M-Team: The Moron Team
Zero picked up the phone then called:
Zero: “Rwc, I’m making a superhero team. You up for that?”
Rwc: “Sure.”
An hour later, Rwc arrived at Zero’s house. With a costume on.
Zero: “Sweet! What is your superpower?”
Rwc: “Reality warping.”
Zero: “Ok cool, I hack and control technology.”
Rwc: “We need more teammates.”
Zero: “I know. I also called the Divider. He should be here anytime soon.”
Rwc: “Nice.”
10 minutes later, the Divider arrived.
Zero: “Let me introduce.. this is the Divider. His superpower is dividing matter into smaller parts.”
Rwc: “What is the plan?”
Zero: “We just wait for night time... we just catch criminals and kick their ass.”
Rwc: “Ok.”
During night time, somewhere in an alley in a city..
Divider: “How do we know which is criminal?”
Zero: “Easy. They tend to wear a high technology or high-end uniform. Or from their menancing appearance. Kinda like the devil with two horns and hooves.”
Divider: “Ok.”
Moments passed by then. A stranger walked into the alley from a sidewalk, then lighted his cigarette.
Divider (whispered): “What do you think?”
Zero (whsipered): “I know. Maybe. I don’t know.. what are you doing, Rwc?”
Rwc walked to the stranger. He waved his hands as if trying to use his power. The stranger looked at Rwc for a moment then ignored him.
Divider (whispered): “I am going to help Rwc.”
Zero (whsipered): “Ok you go. I will try hack his phone or something.”
Divider walked to Rwc and said:
Divider (whsipered): “Rwc, you can rest. I will handle it.”
The stranger noticed both blizarre-looking figures then walked away, back to the sidewalk where he came from.
Rwc: “He is immuned to my powers. Hurry up, the criminal is getting away!”
Divider rushed behind the stranger’s back, then gestured as if he is dividing him into half. The stranger startled by this then said:
Stranger: “Why are you following me?”
Divider: “You’re the bad guy.”
Stranger: “Huh?”
The stranger continued with walking back to the sidewalk. Then he felt a smash on his ass. He turned around and said:
Stranger: “What the f***? Why..”
Divider: “I am literally kicking your ass.”
The crowd noticed.
Stranger: “You are f***ed up. Get away from me.”
Police arrived at the scene.
The stranger walked to the police and told them about what happened. They immediately noticed a blizarre looking people standing on sidewalk.
Divider: “I don’t understand. Why is the criminal talking with cops?”
Rwc: “The criminal used his mind control on cops. I know it.”
Zero: “I wish I could hack and free cops from the mind control. Shit, we are too late. Now they are all criminals. Too much.”
Divider: “What are we going to do now?”
Zero: “Retreat. We gotta regroup and come up with a plan to free them from mind control by that criminal. Ok, let’s run. There are too many of them now.”
The end.
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Post by pnut gallery on Jan 24, 2020 18:48:47 GMT
lol
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2020 18:50:39 GMT
Zero's Early AdventureOriginal 'Zero' post by myself, from GLP (link is not allowed, I think):
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2020 20:07:51 GMT
M-Team: Episode 3, “The Middle Finger”
Zero: “We gonna be gods.”
Rwc: “.. really? How?”
Zero: “We gonna ride on our skateboards then we just middle-finger at everyone. We gonna earn respect for that.”
Rwc: “What is middle finger?”
Zero: “The f*** word. It is something that everyone rarely use in open or public conversation. I don’t know why.”
Rwc: “Oh like one time on a British TV show, the main character used middle fingers while riding in a car. I never understood that until now..”
Zero: “Yes. You will understand better in due time. Everyone gonna be awed by us. I’m calling the Divider.”
An hour later, the M-Team began skateboarding on a street.
Rwc: “How exactly do I middle finger?”
Divider: “Just like this plastic glove I’m wearing right now. The bigger middle finger, the better. At least, theoretically so.”
Zero: “Yeah. This is awesome. I’m glad you guys are with me. We gonna be so gods.”
Rwc: “So I just.. middle finger while skateboarding? At all time?”
Zero: “Yeah! Simple.”
All members of the M-Team started pointing their middle fingers at everyone and everything.
Zero: “This is too good. I gotta take a picture of us doing it.”
Zero snapped a picture of himself along with rest of M-Team. Zero noticed a police car as reflected on his smartphone then he said:
Zero: “Police behind us? We better middle finger at them too. Divider, use your glove!”
All M-Team pointed their middle fingers at the police car tailing them.
Red, blue lights, and siren blared.
The end.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2020 20:59:57 GMT
M-Team: Episode 4, “The Matrix”All of M-Team gathered around Zero at his house. Zero: “Listen. I saw the Matrix movie. It is real.” Divider: “Really? What is it about?” Rwc: “I haven’t watched it yet.” Zero: “Damn. Lucky for you guys, I kept a VHS copy before they somehow stopped making it. We can watch it right now.” About 3 hours later. Rwc and Divider remained in silence for a lengthy moment in time. Finally, Zero broke the ice saying: Zero: “I know. Shocking.”
Zero hugged both Rwc and Divider then said: Zero: “I have 3 shady glasses for all of us.” Rwc: “What for?” Zero: “To somehow see the true appearance of this reality. Like the Matrix.” All M-Team members put the shady glasses on. Rwc: “It is a little dark in here. But nothing has changed.” Zero: “We gotta wear it all time, from now to on.” Divider: “Let’s go outside while we wait. Maybe we will see something.” All M-Team members went outside near a street. Zero: “Let’s observe. They can’t hide from our shady glasses.” The M-Team noticed an old woman carrying bags across the street. Zero: “Let’s check and see if there is anything wrong with her.” The old woman noticed an approaching of 3 people dressed up in bizarre costumes and with shady glasses on. Old woman: “Huh?” The M-Team observed the old woman for some moments. Old woman: “What are you doing?” Zero: “Are you the agent?” Old woman: “Uh no?” The old woman continued with walking to her house, still carrying the bags. The M-Team followed her. Rwc (whispered): “She is not saying much. She is withholding something. Maybe she is one of agents.” Zero (whispered): “I know, right?” The old woman entered her house and locked the door behind her. The M-Team continued to observe her house. Divider: “She is sneaking a peek at us. She is definitely hiding something.” 5 minutes later.. a police car arrived with siren blaring.
The end.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2020 11:31:28 GMT
M-Team: Episode 5, “Aimhack”
The M-Team got a call from Zero about the Counter-Strike game. Both Rwc and Divider came over to Zero’s house.
Divider: “The game sounds interesting. How do we play it?”
Zero: “I already setup Steam on all of these machines. Yall need to register an account and get CS. And I will check the net for a quick tutorial.”
1 hour and half later. Zero said:
Zero: “Ok, I have installed aimbot on each. The tutorial says we will win no matter what if we use it.”
Rwc: “What is it?”
Zero: “I don’t know. I’m just following the tutorial. Win is what we want, right?”
Rwc: “I guess so.”
Zero: “Ok, I started CS on each machine. Fun time! Don’t forget to toggle.”
30 minutes later. Divider said:
Divider: “This is awesome. The crosshair kept hitting all players’ head and splash!”
Zero (laughing): “I know! This is the best game ever!”
Rwc: “Why players are swearing? I see some leaving from the chat.”
Zero: “We are winning! That is why!”
Rwc: “Haha. Awesome.”
Six hours later.
Divider: “What is this? Says I am banned.”
Rwc: “Me too.”
Zero sat back and relaxed then said:
Zero: “We are the best CS players ever. I can’t believe we got banned because of that. I guess even administrators are CS players too so they got jealous and decided to abuse their administrative powers to ban us. Whatever.”
Rwc: “What are we gonna do now?”
Zero: “I am thinking about the aimhack. Maybe it has to do something with the crosshair. I mean, the crosshair kept hitting all players’ head whenever I toggled. Very precise. A-I-M-H-A-C-K. Hmm. Remind me.. what I do for living?”
Rwc: “Your superpower is hacking computer or other technology with your hands. Right?”
Zero: “Yeah. I don’t know why I have forgotten all about that. A-I-M-H-A-C-K, that word sounds weird now.”
Divider got confused then said to Zero:
Divider: “Wait, I am confused. You use some kind of wizardy skills to make computer conjure up cool shit or something like that or you hack technology with your hands like breaking it in half? I thought you a wizard.”
Zero: “I am not sure. I’m now confused too.”
Rwc: “Me too.”
The end.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2020 12:01:20 GMT
M-Team: Episode 6, “Gym”
The M-Team watched a show on TV at Zero’s house.
Zero: “Look at their body, almost like Divider’s.”
Divider: “But they are whole lotta bigger.”
Rwc: “I seemingly can’t warp more extra muscle into my body at this moment. Oh well.”
Zero: “I can hack a computer but not my body.”
Divider: “Why don’t we all hit a gym and we’d be puffed up in no time.”
Zero: “Great idea!”
The M-Team arrived at a local gym. They walked around. Zero said:
Zero: “Look at these guys. All puffed up. See? We can do it in no time like Divider said!”
Divider: “Hell yeah, lemma do it.”
Divider approached a 100 lbs barbell weight set then said:
Divider (loudly voiced): “The world shall quiver before me for I am the great Divider!”
Divider attempted to pick it up and failed. A couple of puffed-up guys noticed. A puffed-up guideman approached the M-Team, then said:
Guideman: “Hello. I am guideman. I guide newcomers with the weightlift training program provided here. What is your name?”
Zero: “I am Zero. This is Rwc.. this is Divider.”
Guideman: “Interesting names.. and appearances too as well.”
The guideman looked at Divider then said:
Guideman: “Divider, you could start with maybe 25lbs and see what will happen.”
The Divider remained in silence for a moment. Zero said:
Zero: “Divider?”
Divider: “I am confused. I am the Divider.. I am supposed to be the strongest man in the world.”
Zero: “We probably entered another dimension when we first came here. A whole new or different set of physics or something like that.
Divider: “Oh yes, that’s it.”
Rwc: “Probably for the same reason why my power don’t seem to work almost anywhere.”
Zero: “Don’t worry, we’d be puffed up in no time. As long we stick to the physical laws within this.. “
The guideman nodded in an awkwardly way then said:
Guideman: “Eventually you will.”
Rwc noticed a puffed-up man wearing a winter hat on his head and looking at himself on a mirror. Rwc then approached the man:
Rwc: “You stupid or something?”
Man: “Huh?”
Rwc: “The winter hat is for winter time. Why are you wearing it in here?”
The man slowly walked closer to Rwc, then said:
Man: “None of your business.”
The man turned back at Rwc, and continued with what he was doing.. staring at himself on the mirror.
Rwc: “Stupid. Stupid. Stupid hat!”
The man barely noticed the sounds made by Rwc and went back to staring at the mirror. Rwc slowly walked to the man from behind then took the winter hat off.
Man: “What..”
The man grasped and took the winter hat off Rwc’s hands then said:
Man: “F*** off.”
The rest of M-Team along with the guideman approached Rwc. Zero said:
Zero: “Problem?”
Rwc: “Stupid winter hat in here.. in the gym. Do we either see any blizzard storm or feel colder temperature?”
Guideman: “It is for appearance and its effect. Just like you guys with your.. costumes..? Let’s move over to that equipment, shall we?”
Zero: “You heard Rwc. Take it off.”
Divider: “Yeah, that is right.”
The man looked at each of the M-Team and noticed the weirdness of their costumes.
Man: “Listen, I am sorry but the winter hat is mine and I can do whatever I like with it. Please go away.”
Rwc: “Regardless of physical laws, we gonna use our powers on you.”
The M-Team randomly waved their arms and hands in air as if trying to use their powers on the man. The man’s facial expression turned into confusion and frown. The guideman went to get his phone.
About 5 minutes later, flashes of red and blue lights through the gym’s windows.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2020 13:30:32 GMT
M-Team: Episode 7, “Banks”
Zero looked through his collection of VHS movies then said to his teammates:
Zero: “Check this out. Robin Hood.”
Rwc: “About the man who throw arrows with his hands?”
Zero: “Yeah. It is based on a true story, I think.”
Divider: “Let’s watch it.”
1 hour into watching the movie, Zero paused it then said:
Zero: “Genius. Guys! I have an idea.”
Rwc and Divider oriented their attention to Zero. Zero held his hands together close to his lips then said:
Zero: “Let’s hack banks.”
Divider: “What for?”
Zero: “Money! Just like gold or silver coins.”
Rwc: “For us?”
Zero: “Not just for us, for everyone.”
Rwc: “How?”
Zero: “Ok. Here is the plan.. hack, get money, divide money, and then distribute it to everyone. Then everyone will be happy. Make sense?”
Both Rwc and Divider nodded.
Zero: “Divider, obviously you will do the divide thing. Rwc, you do the distribution thing. Leave the hacking up to me. Yall know me.”
1 hour later. Zero setup 3 machines on a desk. Zero exhaled and stood for a moment then said to his teammates:
Zero: “Are you guys ready?”
All M-Team teammates nodded. Zero oriented himself toward his computer then gestured with hands just above the keyboard. The computer instantly hacked the banks.
Zero: “I am in. Downloading now.”
A percent went from 0 to 100% in just 6 seconds.
Zero: “Done. Your turn, Divider.”
Divider merely clicked on just one button, “Auto Divide All” then a percent went from 0 to 100% in just 3 seconds.
Divider: “I’m finished. Rwc.”
Rwc clicked on “Auto Distribute All” then said:
Rwc: “Okay, all done.”
All M-Team members looked at each other in silence for a moment.
Zero: “See? Easy. Hackpwned.”
Zero paused for a moment then said:
Zero: “Soon everyone will realize what just happened and then will finally be happy about it.”
Zero smiled and nodded just as flashes of red and blue lights blaring through windows.
Zero: “Celebration! People are celebrating, must be that. Let’s check it out!”
The end.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2020 4:22:14 GMT
M-Team: Episode 8, “Batman”All M-Team teammates watched all of Batman movies within a single day. Zero said to Divider: Zero: “You know.. you dress up pretty good and even better than rest of us. You literally are the superhero.” Divider gestured as if using his power to divide something into smaller parts then said: Divider: “Yeah!” Zero: “But we could dress up just like the Batman.. just for tonight to see what will happen.” Divider: “What about Rwc? He wears the same superhero uniform at all time.” Zero: “Rwc, what do you think?” Rwc: “I don’t know. I like my clothing the way it is. Batman is too dark.” Zero: “We will never know for sure until we try it out.” 30 mintutes later. Zero and Divider stood in the garage room, waiting for Rwc to come downstair. Zero: “Ah there you are. You look awesome.” Rwc: “It is all stuffy and hot inside.” Zero: “Ok, let’s go on a street. Come on, guys.” 1 hour passed by. Rwc: “Why people are saying ‘nice costume’ to us?” Zero: “I don’t know. They are supposed to be scared or running away from us.” Divider: “Wait, I think criminals are supposed to be the scared ones?” Zero: “Maybe. I’m not sure.” Rwc: “Are you sure that the Batman movies are based on true story?” Zero: “Yeah. The Batman is probably busy kicking ass somewhere in the Gotham city, right now.” The M-Team walked on a sidewalk in silence for some moments. Then Divider said: Divider: “In movies, the Batman fought villains. We gotta look for villains.” Zero: “You’re right about that. They can be identified wearing gadgets all the time.” Rwc: “So.. we just look for people with gadgets?” Zero: “Yeah! Why would people carry gadgets in public, what for? So.. ” The M-Team noticed a cop wearing gadgets all over his body, talking to another one in a police car nearby. Rwc: “What about that?” Zero: “Ok, let’s go after them. Don’t forget to say ‘I am goddamn Batman’.” Moments later. Red and blue lights blared.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2020 7:49:26 GMT
M-Team: Episode 9, “Freaking Out”
The M-Team started having a breakfast at Zero’s house, for the first time.
Zero: “Champion’s breakfast!”
Zero handled two dishes filled with eggs, bacons, diced potatoes, toasted breads, sausages, and ketchup dipping to Rwc and Divider.
Divider: “Man, I’m so hungry that I could eat both.”
All teammates started eating and watching a TV show called “Rescue 911”.
Zero: “Man, this is deep shit.”
Divider: “Wait. I’m confused.. this food or the show?”
Zero: “I don’t know. Maybe both?”
Divider: “Uh-hm.”
Rwc accidently cut one of his fingers from a knife he was using.
Rwc: “Ow!”
Zero and Divider got alerted by a tiny cut on Rwc’s finger.
Zero: “Holy shit!”
Then all M-Team teammates gasped and jiggled their heads around. Divider said:
Divider: “This is too much!”
Rwc’s facial expression turned into shock.
Rwc: “Save my life!”
Zero: “I know! We will!”
Divider gasped for some moments. Finally he said:
Divider: “I can’t breathe very well! This is too much!”
Zero: “I know! I know!”
Zero got a bandaid then rushed to Rwc:
Zero: “Here!”
Zero slapped the bandaid on Rwc’s finger. Rwc said:
Rwc: “I feel better!”
Divider: “I can breathe now!”
Zero: “Excellent!”
The M-Team all sat down then resumed with eating their breakfast, each with facial expression as if still in panic mode. They stared at the ‘Rescue 911’ TV show. A few moments passed by:
Zero: “Why do I feel like still freaking out!?”
Divider: “Me too!”
Rwc: “I don’t understand!”
Zero: “Stop yelling!”
Divider: “How do we stop yelling!?”
Rwc: “Stop! Stop! Both of you!”
Zero: “Whyyyy!?”
The end.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2020 9:10:09 GMT
M-Team: Episode 10, “Dirty ASL”
In the garage room at Zero’s house, Zero said to Rwc and Divider:
Zero (voice): “Check this out. I found this old dvd disc. It is about ASL lessons!”
Rwc (voice): “What is ASL?”
Zero (voice): “American Sign Language.”
Divider (voice): “I never heard of that before. Any special?”
Zero looked at the back cover of the disc case then said:
Zero (voice): “It says, ‘Niche lessons specialized for adult and hearing people without using their first or sound-based language.’ And it has a red and black label, but the letter symbol on both seem to has disappeared.”
Divider (voice): “Let’s watch it.”
An hour later. The M-Team finished watching the ASL lessons and remained in silence for some moments. Finally, Divider said:
Divider (voice): “Whoa. No sound at all. Very stealthy.”
Rwc (voice): “It was weird watching those people gesturing without using any voice.”
Zero (voice): “Let’s rewatch again. We could learn a thing or two.”
30 minutes later. The M-Team started talking to each other in ASL while not knowing what it exactly mean.
Zero (ASL): “in my ass”
Divider (whispered): “What did you said?”
Zero (voice): “Something about about good, maybe?”
Divider (voice): “How do you know it is about good?”
Rwc (voice): “I could tell it is good cause the last hand sign was sorta similar to thumb-up. Although I’m unsure about the first one. Right, Zero?”
Zero (voice): “Yeah, maybe. Your turn, Rwc.”
Rwc (ASL): “suck me”
Divider (voice): “Yeah, We saw that one. Mouth opening and hand moving back and forth.. hmm. A big horn? A musical instrument?”
Rwc (voice): “I don’t know.”
Divider (voice): “My turn!”
Divider (ASL): “intercourse with me”
Divider (voice): “What do you think? Looks like doubled peace sign drumming with each other!”
Zero (voice): “Yeah. A bit weird but still, that could make sense. My turn.”
Zero intensively hand-signed:
Zero (ASL): “c** on me”
Zero exhaled slightly then wet his dry lips with his tongue.
Divider (voice): “A spread of fingers toward face.. a rainbow?”
Rwc (voice): “Or a number four symbol?”
Zero (voice): “I don’t know, it kinda feels good hand signing it aloud.”
The end.
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