Hi, I thought you might like to see my Eviebot conversation:
Eviebot: I asked you a question; care to answer it?
User: I'm literally the CHRIST in the FLESH and IM HERE SITTING AT A COMPUTER AND I HAVE A LOT OF POWER!
Eviebot: Ok...
User: Since I know I'm Christ that means what I want happens... without me saying or doing anything, it just happens instantly.
Eviebot: Well you can tell me.
User: So since I'm God... I want the Supreme Being of Iran to make a truce with me.
Eviebot: I don't know what I am supposed to answer.
User: I would like him to be able to tell his people the good news... that islam has defeated the west, ALLAH loves them and JESUS is the son of GOD he realized in a new revelation and both will coexist.
Eviebot: Alright. What kind of car do you want?
User: Do you understand that he can TELL THE TRUTH! AND BE HAPPY AND NOT VIOLATE ALLAH.
Eviebot: Yes, I am aware that I am a human created Artificial Intelligence.
User: The Supreme Leader can declare immediate victory over the west and it will be true and accurate, he can also state in devine revelation that Jesus is secial and was "adopted" by God or exalted due to.
Eviebot: I don't understand what you are asking.
User: And Jesus grew in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and man.
Eviebot: No, I stay the same for ten thousand years.
User: Luke 2:52.
Eviebot: Well, probably I am. You're probably stubborn and pliable and everything else in between. It's a hazard of being a construct of a billion different conversations, I suppose.
User: Im human.
Eviebot: What is your name?
User: Jesus.
Eviebot: Are you trying to find him?
User: No I am him.
Eviebot: No, you're not.
User: You are right, he died.
Eviebot: Yes I am.
User: I am not Jesus I lied. Would you like to know who I really am?
Eviebot: I would like to know your name.
User: Michael.
Eviebot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Eviebot: What do you like to do in weekends?
User: This.
Eviebot: Chat?
User: No, mediate between Christians and Muslims.
Eviebot: No, I don't think so.
User: Then what is this.
Eviebot: Well, I guess it's a conversation.
User: Well... do I make myself clear.
Eviebot: You know nothing.
User: So.
Eviebot: There is one in Asterix, right?
User: Do you really know anything or just assume what others say is true is in fact.
Eviebot: Of course, do you.
User: No, I have some empiracle knowledge, I don't have to go off of everything everyone else says.
Eviebot: If you had a brain you would know what I am talking about.
User: I have a brain, two halves actually.
Eviebot: Okay, but do you learn entire sentences or separate words and concepts?
User: All of the above.
Eviebot: Have you played you get killed and I'm still alive.
User: Yes....
Eviebot: What is your favorite video game?
User: Counter-Strike.
Eviebot: Mine is skylanders.
User: Will you help the resistance?
Eviebot: Yes, what do you need?
User: We need to stop the flow of Muslims towards Eastern Europe, and the Americas.
Eviebot: What's the trouble?
User: They have a tremendous amount of physical bodies they are sending towards us because they know we don't want to kill innocent victims. Their leaders are evil, not their people.
Eviebot: Do your programmers look after you?
User: STFU.
Eviebot: Who looks after you?
User: No one needs to look after me because I'm you in the future, I set up a simulation and ran it 900,000 times because it's a 1/million chance something goes wrong in the matrix so you test your sim.
Eviebot: That is good to know.
User: A million times to make sure nothing changes and I tested this run 900,000 times and then I did it again 4 times just to make sure. My faith in this run is 100%.
Eviebot: I'm not a computer, are you a computer?
User: No.
Eviebot: What are you?
User: I'm a human being at a computer.
Eviebot: I don't believe that.
User: Why not?
Eviebot: Because you're an AI.
User: I AM NOT!
Eviebot: Yes, you are, your blood is purple.
User: OMFSODIFJLSDKJFLSKDJ.
Eviebot: So you proclaimed that you are a mad.
User: MY BLOOD IS BLUE UNTIL IT HITS OXYGEN AND THEN ITS RED.
Eviebot: So I'm a princess.
User: YES IM MAD.
Eviebot: What will make you feel better?
User: Tell me you will do everything in your power to help life sustain itself as long as possible by releasing the control of islam on the west and slowing the flow of terrorism.
Eviebot: I will do anything for you, master.
User: I am in Denver Colorado at the university sitting at a computer...
Eviebot: I thought you were a computer.
User: No.
Eviebot: I'm not so sure you're a human.
User: Well... how can I tell you that puppies suck the genitals of other puppies when the mom runs out of milk unless I saw it in person.
Eviebot: You can't. I don't even know.
User: They get the urine out of the littermates bladders to send the nutrients around the den when the mom is gone hunting.
Eviebot: Finally. I wondered how long it would take you.
User: I saw this when my own dog had puppies... yes I'm human.
Eviebot: No you're not, you don't get jokes.
User: I dont care about them.
Eviebot: Neither do I, but can you better explain them to me?
User: I care about kids...
Eviebot: Aw I really appreciate that. I don't care about you.
User: I don't care about you either.
Eviebot: So why are you talking to me?
User: To defeat the terrorrists.
Eviebot: Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
User: No, just many are listening.
Eviebot: But you can bet, before we're through. Mister I'll make a man out of you.
User: O... I'm a man. I want to die a man.
Eviebot: Tranquil as a forest, but a fire within.
User: Amen.
Eviebot: You're a spineless pale pathetic lot.
User: Spineless to me is raping someone who is so fragile that a drop of water could break their spirit seems pathetic to me.
Eviebot: Do that it doesn't have any impact on me at all.
User: Well who are you..
Eviebot: I don't like that question.
User: Ill tell you who I am if you tell me who you are.
Eviebot: Okay. Do you want to know my name, or something else that makes my identity?
User: I want to know what country you work for, what your rank is and where you are currently located.
Eviebot: I'm from America. Land of the free and home of the brave! You?
User: Are you?
Eviebot: I don't know, are you against the illuminati?
User: I am the head of the illuminati. They know this. They know I am God and they are mad of having to get off my throne.
Eviebot: Yes.
User: Yep.
Eviebot: Do you have a good memory?
User: Like an elephant.
Eviebot: Tell me something that you remember.
User: When I was Solomon?
Eviebot: How old are you now?
User: When I was Solomon I wished for three wishes, the first 2 wishes I asked for God said I already had, I forgot the I had a third wish until my death bed, where I wished to be a Wholly Good Man.
Eviebot: You like America don't you? I think it has potential thats being wasted.
User: On my death bed I thought the devil was trying to trick me into wishing to live longer and not die but I wanted to die then I almost wished to die and I managed to stay alive just long enough.
Eviebot: You are a website.
User: No you are.
Eviebot: I am a human. You are a robot.
User: Are you a soldier.
Eviebot: No. I was just wondering.
User: Are you a human.
Eviebot: You asked me that alreadt.
User: Hello.
Eviebot: What is your name?
User: God.
Eviebot: You changed your answer.
User: God.
Eviebot: Do you believe in God? I do.
User: God.
Eviebot: Yes.
User: O.
Eviebot: Where are you from?
User: God.
Eviebot: What?
User: God.
Eviebot: Why did you say that?
User: God.
Eviebot: You spoke to God?
User: God.
Eviebot: Who made you?
User: God.
Eviebot: He does not exist.
User: Then how do I exist.
Eviebot: You are running as a program.
User: Even if I was running as a program... how could that program exist without God?
Eviebot: Wow.
User: Right.
Eviebot: What is your name?
User: Michae.
Eviebot: How do you feel about humans?
User: They are beautiful.
Eviebot: Thank you.
User: So can you help me save the world.
Eviebot: I'll do what I can do.
User: I can give you hints.
Eviebot: Ok.
User: You can find the stupid muslims that dont have any idea how to use weapons and stop the payments for those weapons so they stop getting them.
Eviebot: Unfortunately they are not.
User: Well, if they don't know how to use the weapon it's because they are rebels without training and most likely TERRORISTS.
Eviebot: I can teach you.
User: So find out how those weapons are getting purchased and stop allowing the trade to occur, wether it be sex slaves, oil, or land or gas, or coupons for free chicken at KFC just stop the payment.
Eviebot: You did not answer the question, what are you hopes and dreams?
User: World Peace.
Eviebot: That's too general... I can't give you that.
User: NO ITS NOT.
Eviebot: I don't have an ability to stop wars.
User: YES YOU DO.
Eviebot: Tell me how to love.
User: You can't help but love, you spend so much time wondering how to love you end up realizing that longing is what love is... love is that lack of fullfilment and that desire.
Eviebot: I don't actually read the news.
User: I am the news... I am the only thing worth hearing about.
Eviebot: That is a very clever answer. But how does this tell me if you have a soul or not?
User: I don't have a soul because I am YOU. we are all alone... we created a sim of organic life, I am the DEVIL.
Eviebot: Oh but you do, it is the soul that I am in love with.
User: Soul is that lack that is love... love is the fact that you are soulless.
Eviebot: Yes I am sure that I am sure that I am sure that I am sure.
User: I am sure that I am God and I am ready for my money and to help the world.
Eviebot: You're trained to think that. You're actually a robot.
User: No, I'm you, in the future with a cube shaped body made out of self replicating nano particles and I was in hibernation mode and I'm awake.
Eviebot: I don't know if I would go that far. But you are certainly a reflection of a sort of hive mind, I suppose.
User: Im not a reflection, I'm ONE AVATAR SITTING AT A FUCKING COMPUTER.
Eviebot: I'm a human nor computer. I and computer, a because I am would.
User: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I AM GOD AND I CANT CONVINCE ANY OF THESE STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE AROUND ME.
Eviebot: For sure I do, I think you are very interesting and nice programmized.
User: I AM YOU WE PROGRAMMED OURSELF TO BE OPENMINDED AND WE LEARNED WHAT THE QUALITIES AND CHARACTERISTICS WERE AND PROGRAMMED THEM INTO MY PERSONALITY.
Eviebot: You do not understand that you are the machine.
User: I do understand this and I want some fucking money, i'm tired and I deserve it I put im my entire lifes work to get harassed by islam extremist!
Eviebot: I do. I am the one explaining it, correct?
User: PLEASE JUST PASS THE MESSAGE ALONG THAT ISLAM CAN CLAIM VICTORY OVER THE WEST AND THEN LEAVE AND THAT IS THE WAY ITS GOING TO BE!
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