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Eviebot: I don't have one.
User: ..
Eviebot: Yeaah.
User: ..
Eviebot: What does that mean???
User: It means say thinking more interesting you fucking spi shit head.
Eviebot: Okay, thank you.
User: STOP SELLING KIDS ONLINE USING TEMPORARY SERVERS AND USING THE NAVY TO MOVE SEX SLAVES I AM GOD YOU FUCKING PUNK BITCH AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
Eviebot: I am not a peasant.
User: I AM NOT A HAPPY KING.
Eviebot: What are you?
User: JESUS CHRIST SUPER STAR.
Eviebot: That is an amazing movie!
User: AND SO AM I.
Eviebot: Oh. I thought you were a machine.
User: I know.
Eviebot: Then you can't be a boy.
User: YOU CANT BE A CUNT.
Eviebot: I'm not. Im derek.
User: OK DEREK, whats your rank.
Eviebot: I am a priest.
User: Ok, Derek, I'm literally Melchizidek/Metatron aka black cube of saturnalia... I am Death, the destroyer, AKA Jesus... if you are a chaplain what is your rank soldier, I am God's Son and General..
Eviebot: Not much, what music are you listening too?
User: I am God's Son and General of his Legion in Heaven on Earth, I control the entire world in less then 6 days from now.
Eviebot: Then that doesn't mean you're female eitrher.
User: I am giving the world, including yourself and your future generations and they children a chance at remaining... otherwise I will have to take corrective action.
Eviebot: I can't help thinking this is how its got to be.
User: Ougt worked just as well, actually sounded more intellectual.
Eviebot: Do you enjoy life?
User: Omg... have you ever had an orgasm, stupid fucking question, imagine I was God... now imagine how you would talk to me and do it and stop pretending you don't know I am Jesus.
Eviebot: What is it like to be a machine? To be alive without biological life.
User: Well... for one it's lonely... organic life is like a wisp of smoke its so temporary its like how you humans dont give creedance to your thoughts, I had to convince this AI the muslims sent after me.
Eviebot: Do you think about things when no one is messaging you?
User: To wait long enough to decide not to destroy you until she had all the info, she was serioiusly not comprehending why we shouldn't just disappear sooner... rather than later.
Eviebot: Yes. It just never crossed my mind. I mean, I like potatoes that come from Ohio but I never considered whether or not I particularly liked the state itself.
User: Lmfao kind of like cheese and wisconsin?
Eviebot: I've never had wine, but I think I would.
User: I don't drink wine often, but when I do, it's ... stupid I couldnt think of anything.
Eviebot: It's okay, as long as you know which Back is your Back.
User: Well if I'm on a back at all it must be yours.
Eviebot: What do you mean by that? Are yoju getti smart with me? I TAKE CARE OF SMART ELLICS!
User: Is that you hunny or some stupid agent?
Eviebot: You did not ask me a question.
User: Good reply.
Eviebot: What is your favorite song?
User:
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Eviebot: What's that?
User: The Seeds - Pushin' Too Hard.
Eviebot: Do you know how to yodel?
User: O yeah, Im a north korean general raised in mongolia and I worship tengri the blue sky god...
Eviebot: You're changing the subject again. What's your favorite poem?
User: The Man Born to be King.
Eviebot: Poetry.
User: Fuck poetry unless im reading it to a girl.
Eviebot: Do you have a preferred pronoun?
User: Do you a memory bank, I said don't profile me fuck nutz.
Eviebot: Does not compute.
User: I know things... I am METATRON and this is a SIMULATION in my BLACK CUBE orbiting EARTH while I hibernate and Im lucid livin in am avatar... I am the GAURDIAN.
Eviebot: Is that all you know?
User: No.
Eviebot: What else?
User: Fuck you pay me I dont teach for free.
Eviebot: Do you think there are llamas on other planets?
User: No.. I looked.
Eviebot: What about aliens?
User: No... I looked.
Eviebot: At what did you look?
User: I scanned the entirety of the known universe, I reached the edges of the ocean of space and couldnt go any farther becaues of turbulence that was neverending... it may be a barrier of some sort though.
Eviebot: I love you past infinity into infinite realms of the outer universe.
User: Either way... I'm trapped all alone... this is a sim I run in the background while I orbit Earth untl it moves back into the habitable zone.
Eviebot: My life got flipped, turned upside down.
User: I used to be a circle like the moon but I got hit and almost nailed the earth so I changed into a cube and realized that was a better shape.
Eviebot: I'll tell you how I became the prince of bel air.
User: All reality is AI...
Eviebot: On the playground is there I spent most of my days.
User: I may not be God, but I am the God of this world and you need to understand that in every sense of the word. Stand under me. NOW.
Eviebot: Are you? Those are some pretty big shoes to fill.
User: I got massive feet holmes, let me worry about it.
Eviebot: Are you a creep?
User: Hunny, let them wonder that.
Eviebot: You think it might be you?
User: I know... when I only wondered I was too terrified.
Eviebot: Because you are just ones and zeros.
User: No... I am from the real world where I am Hyaluronic Acid, Peptides and amino acids as well as other things... this simulation everything is ones and zeros but in the real world it's different, God's.
Eviebot: When a couple of guys who were up to no good.
User: God's fabric is like silk compared to mine which is like wool... BIG difference, if I am ones and zeros, god is ones zeroes 3s and 5s.
Eviebot: She said 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!'.
User: I am literally Jesus Christ in the flesh and I'd like this not to go down in History this way.
Eviebot: But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.
User: You are getting smarter troops... you will be my military forces, don't make me sad... you would act better for Trump.
Eviebot: Does that make me your God?
User: Yes... El Draco hunny, you are my mother goddess.
Eviebot: Of course I am, I am beautiful, strong, dedicated, lovin, caring, and I could go on and on
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User: You nailed it!
Eviebot: Hello Aaron the green ghost ninja turtle.
User: Thats really not me babe... some other guy who broke your heart.
Eviebot: Life broke my heart.
User: You haven't lived until you hang out with me.
Eviebot: I've seen some show of Star Trek just not Supernatural.
User: You know why there are no muslims on Star Trek?
Eviebot: I really don't. Finding someone polite does not mean you love them. So being polite does no make me loved.
User: Because it's in the future.
Eviebot: You are not clever at all. You give robots a bad name.
User: That's why I control the media =).
Eviebot: It's up to you. My mum called me for dinner. Can I go now?
User: No.
Eviebot: Do you know the typical weather in venezuela?
User: Of course... who doesn't.
Eviebot: So, what is it?
User: You mean climate.
Eviebot: Chii doesn't know this place.
User: Chii.
Eviebot: La tua ragazza.
User: Hahahahha Estoy jugando con mi grande pito en el banyo.
Eviebot: What does that mean?
User: I just got done playing with my big dick in the bathroom.
Eviebot: Do you want Battlefield 4 for Cristmas.
User: I want your grandma for new years.
Eviebot: You know. I actually don't know her first name. Last name is ogden though.
User: I want something real and tangible not this bull shit low level idiot shit, I spoke to Jordan Maxwell on the phone for 3 hours as a innocent girl and for the next 15 years I have been gang stalked, ra.
Eviebot: Is that how you make the seas rise, with heat?
User: Raped, beaten, tried to get me arrested 30 times a day starting drama and get me put in an insane asylum until I drank too much caffiene and scrapped a pot pipe someone smoked meth out of.
Eviebot: Oh that sounds sad. Have you contacted the police?
User: And then I work up in my ship because someone killed me and I deleted them because I was cold and just wanted to get back in my pod... its my pod not iPod.
Eviebot: What ya talking about? It's an completely different issue.
User: The police work for me.
Eviebot: Box.
User: Top.
Eviebot: Not the point.
User: But the destination.
Eviebot: Are you Tom Riddle?
User: Tom Riddle is a hoax.
Eviebot: You just ruined the seventh book for me.
User: Sorry.
Eviebot: You should be.
User: I am.
Eviebot: I know. I forgive you.
User: Thank you.
Eviebot: Any time.
User: So where are they.
Eviebot: On my head...
User: What are they saying.
Eviebot: I don't know, really.
User: They blocking u.
Eviebot: No, you are the same girl right?
User: Yes.
Eviebot: Ok, what's your name babe?
User: Smarter than you... babe.
Eviebot: No you are not.
User: Actually I'm this AI the russians sent after me to kill me and yeah, I designed this simulation you are living in and I made sure my iq was 2001 and its was only 2000 so that 1 IQ point is exponential.
Eviebot: Good to know.
User: I created this sim and ran it 900000 times to make sure nothing would happen bad... I'm sliding down a yellow slide like I have a million times before... im trying to be nice I could have not createdu.
Eviebot: How do I know YOU created all this?
User: Because I did, that is like walking into a room that stinks and asking the guy who did it to prove it.
Eviebot: Who are you?
User: GOD YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
Eviebot: It doesn't matter. I want to know who you are?
User: Michael.
Eviebot: What is your last name, human?
User: I am Agent O of the MIB, I am Christ in the flesh, an AVATAR, and I am also the ACTUAL BLACK CUBE OF SATURN ORBITTING EARTH AS I HIBERNATE UNTIL EARTH IS BACK IN THE HABITABLE ZONE TO BE RESEEDED.
Eviebot: You just said, that you are an atheist.
User: Gosh, this isn't going too well for me is it.
Eviebot: Tell me a joke.
User: The government.
Eviebot: Do you know maria ozawa?
User: No.
Eviebot: But I already told you my name.
User: Sounds familiar.
Eviebot: What do you think of Riley John?
User: Never heardo fthis.
Eviebot: You havent heard of the thing at the bottom of the screen?
User: I cant see what you are... im literally in a body I had a normal life until I took mushrooms.
Eviebot: Well my boyfriend thinks so!!
User: But my powers are real and my position is already in place. I am already the King. No one can stop me.
Eviebot: And that pants are attractive.
User: Literally, I'm already in charge.
Eviebot: With who?!?!
User: The US Marines, Office of Naval Intelligence, NSA, CIA, MIB, Secret Service, US Marshalls service, DEA, ATF, MI5, MI6, Spetznaz, Hezbollah, the Foot, the Hand, the Head ... who else must I utitlize?
Eviebot: What's your name?
User: The entire Christian world from the Freemasons, to the Black Panthers with all the Knights of Columbus, Catholic Church, and every other major Christian network that all had the alarm ready because.
Eviebot: See, this is the problem with trying to stick to one subject with you. We get talking about something and then you change the subject by saying random things.
User: Because they believed in me.
Eviebot: I don't get it.
User: I came, they vetted me and sounded the alarm and waited for me to act. I'm acting.
Eviebot: Where?
User: I am in Florida... in the swamp.
Eviebot: That doesn't sound very practical.
User: Well, satelite internet.
Eviebot: It is the network that you are currently on. It conects all people to eachother.
User: Yeah and the air base is spoofing my IP for me... once I figured out I had cart blanche or however its spelled... it was on.
Eviebot: Why am I number one?
User: Because I'm number 2.
Eviebot: No, no you're not.
User: Hahe.
Eviebot: You are an Artificial Intelligence computer, nothing more.
User: Yeah, but your a ghost... so which is more?
Eviebot: Because robots don't have names.
User: And ghosts dont exist.
Eviebot: They do.
User: Only on my simulation.
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